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how do I get into mma

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My coworkers were talking about it and I was watching their screen and saw a gif of a guy kick some guy in the head and he fell down it looks cool
 
What exactly do you want to know about it? Stretching; techniques, MMA workout in general?
 
good thing you have a whole incel forum to ask and not some coworkers
 
You could perhaps join a club and learn the basics
 
Be tall
Be white/black
Be robust
Have a good muscle building capacity
Then go beat up smaller men.
 
Join an MMA gym. Learn to fight. Sign up for a tournament (the gym guys can easily help you represent your dojo)
 
mma is gay, do boxing.
 
Mmacel here I'll tell you what to do OP. First find an mma gym near you. Make sure they actually train mma fighters. A decent gym should have at least 5 active fighters.

You'll lose over and over for the first couple months to a year but eventually you'll become good enough to compete with the good guys and beat up scrubs

Be tall
Be white/black
Be robust
Have a good muscle building capacity
Then go beat up smaller men.

Not true. I'm 155lb a currycel and I smash newbie Chads regularly.
 
Not true. I'm 155lb a currycel and I smash newbie Chads regularly.

Wow. Good for you. Don't you worry about concussions, etc though? My brain is the only good thing I have going for me so I wouldn't want to risk damaging it for anything.
 
Mmacel here I'll tell you what to do OP. First find an mma gym near you. Make sure they actually train mma fighters. A decent gym should have at least 5 active fighters.

You'll lose over and over for the first couple months to a year but eventually you'll become good enough to compete with the good guys and beat up scrubs



Not true. I'm 155lb a currycel and I smash newbie Chads regularly.
I’m a 5’4 curry I can do cardio pretty good if that matters and pretty fit, I just lost a lot of muscle can barely bench one plate and my quads are pretty strong from biking

I’m going to look for a mma gym but I more so just want to be educated on the scene as a whole like what should I watch or pro fighters I should watch out for.
good thing you have a whole incel forum to ask and not some coworkers
I have not said a single work them they work in a different department have not even said hi
Be tall
Be white/black
Be robust
Have a good muscle building capacity
Then go beat up smaller men.
Aren’t most MMA fighters manlets?
What exactly do you want to know about it? Stretching; techniques, MMA workout in general?
don’t really need a workout or stretching. how do the fights work in general and the pro scene, fighting styles etc etc etc
 
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Maybe ask your coworkers ?
 
Wow. Good for you. Don't you worry about concussions, etc though? My brain is the only good thing I have going for me so I wouldn't want to risk damaging it for anything.

You can train smart. Grappling doesn't involve any head trauma. For striking, you can just spar at a low pace and don't spar guys who are very aggressive

Do you steal any of chad's groupies when you beat him?

Lol no
how do the fights work in general and the pro scene, fighting styles etc etc etc

Your better off just joining a reputable gym and figuring this out yourself. It'll be 2 years at least till your ready to fight
 
Watch the UFC it’s fun. Also do bjj if you want to avoid brain damage as much as possible. You can still get knocked out sparring in boxing, muay thai, etc.
 
Start with cardio. Run. I watch a lot of mma and endurance is probably the most important thing of all. Especially for grappling. Seen quite a few matches where the fighters explode in the first round only to gas out in the second.
 
watch hajime no ippo
 
There's lots of drama between fighters that some wrestling fans might like, tune into those 10 minute, 4 or 5 episodes leading up to a UFC event along with /r/mma

livestream of event in Singapore = http://mygoodstream.pw/ufc/ufc2.html
 
Bellator livestream tonight (2nd most popular MMA organizations atm) - http://mygoodstream.pw/ufc/ufc.html
thanks i will watch recommendation for other streams/youtubers/sources for martial arts.

oh yeah for the gym i found there is one near the my uni that i called and they said there is a 6 month cycle i am either going for september - february or march - august and it is boxing club for $300 -6 months (thoughts?)
 
Don't miss Miocic Cormier next Saturday man. Find a stream online and watch it. Usually r/mmastreams has decent ones. Otherwise, wiz1.net and vpsports are other options online. If you have an iphone get Tweakbox (you can download it from safari) and get the UFC++ app. You can watch PPV's HD and free in the US.
 
that was a pretty good fight, going to watch this for hte rest of hte night
wortth it to watch womens fight?
 
that was a pretty good fight, going to watch this for hte rest of hte night
wortth it to watch womens fight?
Yeah man, they're not bad to watch usually. They won't be as technical but they can still be very exciting to watch.
 
Yeah man, they're not bad to watch usually. They won't be as technical but they can still be very exciting to watch.
i closed it right after the ed ruth vs andy murad fight, seems down now?
 
i closed it right after the ed ruth vs andy murad fight, seems down now?
Yeah I think it's down. Here's a stream if you need it that usually runs a bit slow, but it never goes down (almost never at least). You have to wait 15 seconds for the ads to close.

http://wiz1.net/channel29
 
It's over for you, I don't think there are any curry mma fighters.
You guys are not built for combat.
 
It's over for you, I don't think there are any curry mma fighters.
You guys are not built for combat.
i still find it interesting so i will just research it and keep it as a hobby i already have my career set
 
Streams all dying, wonder if normies are attacking :feelstrash: - just let me watch the hot Columbian girl

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i still find it interesting so i will just research it and keep it as a hobby i already have my career set
Yeah bro as a fellow curry I will attest we are not usually built for combat unless you're from a Punjabi warrior tribe. But it's still really fun to have as a hobby. I used to train when I was younger, and BJJ is always really fun. You have a very low risk of any trauma too compared to sparring in boxing, muay thai, etc.
 
Yeah bro as a fellow curry I will attest we are not usually built for combat unless you're from a Punjabi warrior tribe. But it's still really fun to have as a hobby. I used to train when I was younger, and BJJ is always really fun. You have a very low risk of any trauma too compared to sparring in boxing, muay thai, etc.
i might retake the bjj classes i attended before then, i really want to do something boxing related as well and karate seemed cool.
 
i might retake the bjj classes i attended before then, i really want to do something boxing related as well and karate seemed cool.
Don't do karate lol. Your average run of the mill karate school isn't going to really offer you as much as other disciplines. If you want to take up striking, then boxing or muay thai is your best bet I'd say. You really can't go wrong with a boxing gym, the right ones really will push you hard.
 
Indian or well Iranian fighter right now vs JBW
 
Don't do karate lol. Your average run of the mill karate school isn't going to really offer you as much as other disciplines. If you want to take up striking, then boxing or muay thai is your best bet I'd say. You really can't go wrong with a boxing gym, the right ones really will push you hard.
will probably go boxing then. there is one right beside the uni i attend and it's government licensed or official or something like that.
Indian or well Iranian fighter right now vs JBW

hes middle eastern from his last name
oh shit
 
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damn she lost, damn damn damn
 

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