How do I become a politician and win election

[curryboy420]

I'm gonna become incel minister and legal weed and arrest all Jews an deport and also if the Jew wants to come to Englabd he has to pay 5 million pounds fee and that's only for 6 months visa

There's many other policies we will beat up niggers who do crimes and be annoying and also we will beat up shitty drivers and also ebikes are legal now.

We take all fattys and turn them into soap. We legalise all drugs even cocaine and become the cocaine capital of the world. We also grow heroin and export. And also make the purest LSD and 2cb and shroonms. We turn London into Amsterdam and smoke weed there. And I am supreme dictator and I get to point with 1 finger at someone and they get beaten up really loads. 2 fingers is death.
3 they cut his head off and put it on a spike and drive it around the town.

I can sort this country real good. Vote for me every year. Or else.

 

[jllwyjm]

Just lie about stuff until people believe you

 

[zd60]

I support this

 

[Midnight Animal]

We take all fattys and turn them into soap.

@gluttony thoughts?

 

[curryboy420]

Just lie about stuff until people believe you

I don't lie i am inspired by Hitler and I like how he spoke truth and everyone liked it

I'm gonna speak big truths and destroy the dirty golems in parliament and then we are gonna probably have to take over the place and deport everyone to rwanda

 

[DarkStar]

Can we get rid of all the Mexicans also?

 

[CosmicInjustice]

 

[CosmicInjustice]

 

[gluttony]

@gluttony thoughts?

 

[curryboy420]

Can we get rid of all the Mexicans also?

Yes you can send them to UK we will swap you for the Hungarians and Romanians

 

[curryboy420]

Are you fat

 

[gluttony]

Are you fat

no

 

[curryboy420]

Yes I know my profile picture is good I remember I saw this cat and I thought wow this cat would be a good profile picture nobody could ever say bad about it because it's too cool

 

[curryboy420]

no

Then you won't become soap

 

[DarkStar]

Yes you can send them to UK we will swap you for the Hungarians and Romanians

Perfect, now the US will have more Whites and you can hang around fellow mutts

Can we trade drugs also?

 

[curryboy420]

Perfect, now the US will have more Whites and you can hang around fellow mutts

Can we trade drugs also?

Yes we will sell you our finest kush and haze for £2500 a lb including shipping to America and the finest California UK strains for 4000 a lb

Also we will sell coke for 9000 a lb and it will be finest grade AAA fish scale

I will hire all the neets of England to work in the cocaine mines and it will be a booming industry that they will talk fondly about for decades

 

[psyop]

soap

 

[Midnight Animal]

Then you won't become soap

You believe a guy named gluttony?

 

[Glassness]

2025 and we have Indians saying there going to have mass deportations

 

[Animecel2D]

Ok I will vote for you

 

[VλREN]

Voted

 

[VλREN]

Blud thinks elections are real

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Be born in a richfag family
Connect with other richfags who have political power
Convince/Bribe them to vote for you
Congrats you won

 

[SociallyStunted]

Mass genocide illegal wetbacks

 

[Julius1]

arrest all Jews an deport and also if the Jew wants to come to Englabd he has to pay 5 million pounds fee and that's only for 6 months visa

I got a better idea:

 

[TheCatMan]

You need money

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

You have to be an Illuminati/Freemason and belong to their "club." With a correspondingly high degree.

 

[Grodd]

If ever do become high in politics please advocate for the removal of foids rights

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Suck Israel's cock and you'll be elected.