Serious How do cafes work

[Deleted member 28708]

I have never been in cafe, ion have an idea how cafes work, I can assume that it is something like restaurant or something, but i dont know the specifics.
I think the hard part is choosing which coffee you'll buy, there are shitton of coffees. Explain me.

 

[Mainländer]

Just buy the coffe at a supermarket and drink it home.

 

[Rhaast]

Buy dark coffee and drink it at some table with someone

 

[Deleted member 28708]

someone

my gf would love that

 

[Rhaast]

my gf would love that

Mine does

 

[rcnfive]

i used to have this kind of intense SA about going to new places and overthinking shit. just go, check out the menu, nobody is gonna give a shit. check online if the specific place has a website.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

Npc trait

 

[Deleted member 28708]

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>i dont know how cafes work, never been in one
>npc

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I have never been in cafe, ion have an idea how cafes work, I can assume that it is something like restaurant or something, but i dont know the specifics.
I think the hard part is choosing which coffee you'll buy, there are shitton of coffees. Explain me.

give this man a TRUCEL medal

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

I have never been in cafe, ion have an idea how cafes work, I can assume that it is something like restaurant or something, but i dont know the specifics.
I think the hard part is choosing which coffee you'll buy, there are shitton of coffees. Explain me.

Nigga u just go up and give them your order and pay for it what else could there possibly be to it

give this man a TRUCEL medal

 

[highinhibition]

you go in
you get mogged
you look down
you go to trans cashier
trans cashier gives u a wtf expression
trans cashier raises eyebrow
you sweat
trans cashier says: yikes sweaty i dont have all day
you look up
trans cashier asks for your order screaming
you say coffee
trans cashier rolls eyes
trans cashier asks what coffee
you say americano small
trans cashier makes coffee
you pay 69 $
you drink hot piss
you get depression
you go home

 

[Deleted member 28708]

give this man a TRUCEL medal

you go in
you get mogged
you look down
you go to trans cashier
trans cashier gives u a wtf expression
trans cashier raises eyebrow
you sweat
trans cashier says: yikes sweaty i dont have all day
you look up
trans cashier asks for your order screaming
you say coffee
trans cashier rolls eyes
trans cashier asks what coffee
you say americano small
trans cashier makes coffee
you pay 69 $
you drink hot piss
you get depression
you go home

talking from experience, i see

 

[Saigon Depression]

you go in
you get mogged
you look down
you go to trans cashier
trans cashier gives u a wtf expression
trans cashier raises eyebrow
you sweat
trans cashier says: yikes sweaty i dont have all day
you look up
trans cashier asks for your order screaming
you say coffee
trans cashier rolls eyes
trans cashier asks what coffee
you say americano small
trans cashier makes coffee
you pay 69 $
you drink hot piss
you get depression
you go home

such an accurate description of places like those

 

[Oroborus]

I love coffee!

 

[BarrelStuffer]

You walk in, immediately get self conscious and feel like everyone there is looking at you, order a black coffee since you’re too overwhelmed to look at the menu and get anything more complicated, quickly choose first empty seat to get out of the spotlight, and then you drink your coffee like a sperg while trying not to look at anyone.

 

[fukurou]

cafes are useful if you are a wageslave
you can sit away from the stupid cunts at the work place kitchen for the small price if 1 or 2 $
the down side is that coffee can fuck up your heart rate.

they have a machine that grinds the beans on the spot so your coffee isn't muddy at the bottom
most ppl don't have this machines at home which is the business model IG

 

[Glerforpus]

I been to a few. There was one I really liked, it was barren and empty. The guy working there was kinda creepy but he gave me what I wanted, and it was good. There was jazz music on in the background as well. Would go again