Serious How desperate am I?

[Aspergcel]

Next time I see my oneitis, I want to offer her $1000 for a quick handjob. She hates me. Do you guys think she would accept or no? If she says yes, then she probably won’t tell anyone. But if she says no, then she will tell all of her friends about it. And they will talk shit about me and see me as a disgusting pervert.

What do you guys think? Should I do it? I just want to feel her hands on my dick so bad.

 

[Epedaphic]

Depends. She'll most likely interpret this as you viewing her as a prostitute. Even 10 years ago this would probably get you slapped but nowadays with IG/TikTok/OF combined with modern feminism I think there are many foids out there who wouldn't recoil at the suggestion.

So, is she on social media with a lot of content and followers?

 

[Aspergcel]

Depends. She'll most likely interpret this as you viewing her as a prostitute. Even 10 years ago this would probably get you slapped but nowadays with IG/TikTok/OF combined with modern feminism I think there are many foids out there who wouldn't recoil at the suggestion.

So, is she on social media with a lot of content and followers?

Her account is private and she doesn’t post anything, which is weird considering she is really attractive

 

[Govid_Dorious]

you will be lynched

 

[Epedaphic]

Her account is private and she doesn’t post anything, which is weird considering she is really attractive

Interesting and yeah weird for sure. Is she on the more quiet side maybe?

Anyway you probably shouldn't do it.

 

[Asgard]

Do it.

 

[frmentalcel]

Next time I see my oneitis, I want to offer her $1000 for a quick handjob. She hates me

 

[Restart80]

Most of them aren't even ashamed of being whores anymore. She'd probably do it.

 

[Aspergcel]

Interesting and yeah weird for sure. Is she on the more quiet side maybe?

Anyway you probably shouldn't do it.

Yes she is shy

 

[depressedblackcel]

Too cucked, don’t do that shit.

 

[Asgard]

Yes she is shy

Or, say handjob + kiss on your dick's tip.

 

[Luzifer]

Offer 5k

 

[I respect women]

how old are you? this plays an important fator (in my mind youre like 16 but that wouldbt be allowed)

 

[Nate Higgers]

it seems that it won't be long before we get the "goodbye brocels police cars are lining up in front of house" thread

 

[I respect women]

+ why does she hate you?

 

[Aspergcel]

how old are you? this plays an important fator (in my mind youre like 16 but that wouldbt be allowed)

early 20s

 

[Aspergcel]

Most of them aren't even ashamed of being whores anymore. She'd probably do it.

I feel like she would have done it if she didnt hate me. Like, if she was neutral with me she would

 

[I respect women]

early 20s

does she have a job?

 

[Aspergcel]

does she have a job?

No, she is a student

 

[NonNTsubhuman]

Contact her on a fake social media account and say ur paying good money for nudes.

Her actually touching you is close to zero but there is a chance shes a greedy whore that would at least whore online.

And if successful u have new fappmaterial for months

 

[Aspergcel]

+ why does she hate you?

When I was a senior in high school, I got drunk and sang a love song for her in front of her whole class. I did it as revenge after she rejected me.

 

[Aspergcel]

Contact her on a fake social media account and say ur paying good money for nudes.

Her actually touching you is close to zero but there is a chance shes a greedy whore that would at least whore online.

And if successful u have new fappmaterial for months

She would 100% want the money first, and then she would block me. I would get scammed

 

[I respect women]

She would 100% want the money first, and then she would block me. I would get scammed

she can't block you in RL, place the money on a table and let her give you a handjob

 

[I respect women]

When I was a senior in high school, I got drunk and sang a love song for her in front of her whole class. I did it as revenge after she rejected me.

damn that is brutal and why the FUCK would you do that

 

[I respect women]

No, she is a student

1k is a lot for students

 

[Aspergcel]

damn that is brutal and why the FUCK would you do that

I got revenge on my crush after she rejected me

During my second year of high school, I started drinking alcohol in school to become more social and be able to talk to people. Especially girls. I have autism and social anxiety, so my social skills suck. I did it by mixing vodka with sprite and putting it in a water bottle. I would hide it...

incels.is

 

[I respect women]

so here is good advice: don't do it, she will say ew no and post all about in on cancer media (then your cousin will notice which will lead to your whole family noticing)

better advice: do it, I have no regrets for things I have done only for things I haven't done

 

[NonNTsubhuman]

She would 100% want the money first, and then she would block me. I would get scammed

But she doesent know who you are and you can use that to your advantage.
Throw stones through her windows at nighttime and spraypaint her front door etc.

If ur crazy enough she will have to give way eventually

 

[I respect women]

I got revenge on my crush after she rejected me

During my second year of high school, I started drinking alcohol in school to become more social and be able to talk to people. Especially girls. I have autism and social anxiety, so my social skills suck. I did it by mixing vodka with sprite and putting it in a water bottle. I would hide it...

incels.is

hahahahah this is golden fuck I will 100% believe you because this makes my evening so much better

i am drunk as fuck right now and I can only imagine her embarrassment this is insane

 

[Simon Says]

Horrible idea. Do it and report back though for the lols

 

[der_komische]

handjob? If it was 1 hour of romantic sex i could somewhat understand but a foid hand isnt really that much different feeling from your own hand

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Why give her money if you can force her to do it for free? (IN VIDEO GAME)

 

[Shrek]

Next time I see my oneitis, I want to offer her $1000 for a quick handjob. She hates me. Do you guys think she would accept or no? If she says yes, then she probably won’t tell anyone. But if she says no, then she will tell all of her friends about it. And they will talk shit about me and see me as a disgusting pervert.

What do you guys think? Should I do it? I just want to feel her hands on my dick so bad.

I doubt she is that goodlooking you are just obsessed with her but keep in mind that

better advice: do it, I have no regrets for things I have done only for things I haven't done

If i was in your place i wouldn't do it tbh .

 

[Siegfried]

I want to offer her $1000 for a quick handjob.

That cucked af. Wouldn't do it if I were you

 

[Old Ironsides]

Too cucked, don’t do that shit.

That cucked af. Wouldn't do it if I were you

 

[The Enforcer]

This will be a prime excuse to possibly get you in trouble. Big trouble. This is a retarded idea.