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Discussion How come we aren't discussing cock aesthetics?

Progeny of Horus

Progeny of Horus

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People incessantly talk about facial features, bone structure and height, yet cock aesthetics are very rarely talk about.

If you view any celebrity sex tape ever, you'll find that the cock is at least 6.5 inches long and has a degree of symmetry and light skin color. Coincidence? I think not. Even in amateur porn where there's not supposed to be as much pandering to a specific artificial standard, there's hardly any cocks on the mid/lower end of average, or actually "small", unless it's a fetish and is explicitly stated to be so.

Size aside, what I've gathered is that even some white-skinned people like Southern Europeans and ethnics with light skin tend to have mostly brown cocks that don't exactly match their body skin tone. When it comes to actual ethnics like Indians, darker Hispanics/Arabs and Asians, they tend to have very dark, very tiny, very hideous looking penises that resemble the color and shape of sewer rats, especially if uncut and flaccid.

The ideal cock for women is 7 inches in length, 5 inches in girth, has a pinkish white skin tone (so you have to have prominent Germanic ancestry or just get really lucky), symmetrical in shape, may have few veins but not too veiny, has no weird curves, and is uncircumcised. Lack of circumcision, however, is a con if you're a shitskin with a tiny dick, so don't get your hopes up too high.
 
Cocks are functional you just use them to do the sex as long as they are long women dont care about cock aesthetics. Faces dont function they are purely suppose to be aesthetic
 
I have phimosis (cannot pull foreskin back if erect). Not that it matters kek, never will have sex anyway. Will try cortisone creme soon to cope, next would be circumcision why I really don't wanna do. but those thoughts are all cope bc no foid for me, ever
 
People incessantly talk about facial features, bone structure and height, yet cock aesthetics are very rarely talk about.
You gotta pull bitches with your height / face first before we head into cock territory.
 
I have phimosis (cannot pull foreskin back if erect). Not that it matters kek, never will have sex anyway. Will try cortisone creme soon to cope, next would be circumcision why I really don't wanna do. but those thoughts are all cope bc no foid for me, ever
Circumcision reduces sensitivity by like 70%, it's better to not be able to pull back the foreskin than to be mutilated.
 
Circumcision reduces sensitivity by like 70%, it's better to not be able to pull back the foreskin than to be mutilated.
good thought, thx for info bro :feelsthink::feelsokman:
 
Bro, why even bother, no one is going to see my cock anyway.
 
The straightest GrAYcel circa 2023. Also, try looksmax.org, if you're interested in such discussion. They quite literally have plethora of threads dedicated to dicks.
 
Surely you realize that dick size or shape doesn't matter; because nobody other than yourself will see it anyway, right?

Bad looks + bad height = no sex = nobody will care what your dick looks like.
 
I probably destroyed small cock veins and it's slightly discolored.
 
People incessantly talk about facial features, bone structure and height, yet cock aesthetics are very rarely talk about.

If you view any celebrity sex tape ever, you'll find that the cock is at least 6.5 inches long and has a degree of symmetry and light skin color. Coincidence? I think not. Even in amateur porn where there's not supposed to be as much pandering to a specific artificial standard, there's hardly any cocks on the mid/lower end of average, or actually "small", unless it's a fetish and is explicitly stated to be so.

Size aside, what I've gathered is that even some white-skinned people like Southern Europeans and ethnics with light skin tend to have mostly brown cocks that don't exactly match their body skin tone. When it comes to actual ethnics like Indians, darker Hispanics/Arabs and Asians, they tend to have very dark, very tiny, very hideous looking penises that resemble the color and shape of sewer rats, especially if uncut and flaccid.

The ideal cock for women is 7 inches in length, 5 inches in girth, has a pinkish white skin tone (so you have to have prominent Germanic ancestry or just get really lucky), symmetrical in shape, may have few veins but not too veiny, has no weird curves, and is uncircumcised. Lack of circumcision, however, is a con if you're a shitskin with a tiny dick, so don't get your hopes up too high.

Because toilets only judge your cock after she's willing to sleep with you and multiple psychological studies prove that toilets overestimate the size and attractiveness of their partner's cock. Chad can have an ugly mini-dick but because her body wants to sleep with him she'll turn it into an average dick, if he's average she'll make him big, if he's big she'll make him super big, Etc.

If she's willing to sleep with you her brain will subconsciously improve your chances with her, this is one of the few parts of the female psyche that seem to benefit all men. The only disadvantage is if she's not attracted to you and sleeps with you out of some sense of obligation, then the opposite happens, an average dick becomes small, a small curve will feel like a scimitar, Etc.

TL;DR, it doesn't matter how Chad's dick looks, toilets will love it inside of them. If you're an incel she's not going to look at your dick anyhow so you're giving yourself body dysmorphia over nothing.
 
these are the only cock aesthetics I can discuss:
head control GIF
 
People incessantly talk about facial features, bone structure and height, yet cock aesthetics are very rarely talk about.

If you view any celebrity sex tape ever, you'll find that the cock is at least 6.5 inches long and has a degree of symmetry and light skin color. Coincidence? I think not. Even in amateur porn where there's not supposed to be as much pandering to a specific artificial standard, there's hardly any cocks on the mid/lower end of average, or actually "small", unless it's a fetish and is explicitly stated to be so.

Size aside, what I've gathered is that even some white-skinned people like Southern Europeans and ethnics with light skin tend to have mostly brown cocks that don't exactly match their body skin tone. When it comes to actual ethnics like Indians, darker Hispanics/Arabs and Asians, they tend to have very dark, very tiny, very hideous looking penises that resemble the color and shape of sewer rats, especially if uncut and flaccid.

The ideal cock for women is 7 inches in length, 5 inches in girth, has a pinkish white skin tone (so you have to have prominent Germanic ancestry or just get really lucky), symmetrical in shape, may have few veins but not too veiny, has no weird curves, and is uncircumcised. Lack of circumcision, however, is a con if you're a shitskin with a tiny dick, so don't get your hopes up too high.
I don't care about cocks, they spend more time hidden then visible, even during sex.
 
Why do you care about cock so much gaylord?
 
Because I’m a cutfag with a broken dick.
 
I have phimosis (cannot pull foreskin back if erect). Not that it matters kek, never will have sex anyway. Will try cortisone creme soon to cope, next would be circumcision why I really don't wanna do. but those thoughts are all cope bc no foid for me, ever
Say no to circumcision. You'll lose the majority of your nerve endings and have dry cock syndrome
 
I have phimosis (cannot pull foreskin back if erect). Not that it matters kek, never will have sex anyway. Will try cortisone creme soon to cope, next would be circumcision why I really don't wanna do. but those thoughts are all cope bc no foid for me, ever
There’s literally a million ways to cure phimosis without cutting half your cock off, retard.
 
There’s literally a million ways to cure phimosis without cutting half your cock off, retard.
Calm down, Chico.

Mine is 6.3 inches when erect (I’m 5’4 and ugly though so it doesn’t matter).

Name me 5 possible solutions then. Let’s be fair and say “5 = literally millions” . I could only find 1 solution other than Cutting
half my cock off
This website basically says the best treatment is surgery:

 
Surely you realize that dick size or shape doesn't matter; because nobody other than yourself will see it anyway, right?

Bad looks + bad height = no sex = nobody will care what your dick looks like.
Except maybe sex escorts (legal in Europe). But I’m 26, KHHV, and past that. I’ve never had sex with escort and don’t want to. I want free sex from foid that loves me!!!!
 
Calm down, Chico.

Mine is 6.3 inches when erect (I’m 5’4 and ugly though so it doesn’t matter).

Name me 5 possible solutions then. Let’s be fair and say “5 = literally millions” . I could only find 1 solution other than Cutting
half my cock off
This website basically says the best treatment is surgery:

>Creams
>Stretching
>If worse comes to worse, small incision into the foreskin (basically giving it a V-Neck)
You think you’re the first person in history with a tight foreskin? Or the first mammals?

You know dogs get phimosis too, but they don’t circumcise dogs because that’s considered cruel. They just make the V-taper.
 
>Creams
>Stretching
>If worse comes to worse, small incision into the foreskin (basically giving it a V-Neck)
You think you’re the first person in history with a tight foreskin? Or the first mammals?

You know dogs get phimosis too, but they don’t circumcise dogs because that’s considered cruel. They just make the V-taper.
Ok thank you. You're right of course, I don't want circumcision. For obvious reasons and yes it is cruel to apply it to mammals.

You think you’re the first person in history with a tight foreskin? Or the first mammals?
It's just I always here "circumcision" (mainly on US websites) but I definetly DON'T want that. I misunderstood the V-Nech incision, I read that was only for small children (but they are wrong)..

THANKS FOR THE INFO BRO, appreciate it

(for me it's just cope getting it fixed, it's not like I'll ever get unpaid/free sex...
 
Someone tell me how the fuck this is relevant to anything in our lives?

Even normies don't talk about 'cock aesthetics'.
 
My dick has dark spots on it.
 
Because I’m not gay
 
It doesn't matter how your dick looks if no one will ever see it.
 
Honestly, it should be discussed more (no homo). I guess no guys here envision getting to that stage, but I do believe you have to looksmaxx your dick.
 
This is the worst post that I’ve ever read on this site. You should exile yourself onto looksmaxx,
 

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