It's Over How Chad stole my KISS and took the creds

[Rassimov]

Forget having sex, this is the greatest seal of approval you could get from a girl in high school. Our teacher had a usb drive with a collection of hundreds of photos from proms going years back. One of the girls was tasked to add some files on the usb drive, but accidentally formatted the whole thing. The female teacher was having a nervous breakdown and crying, the whole class was hysterical. I offered help, by exclaiming "Hey teach, let me help, I know a program...." but I was a known troublemaker before that and wasn't trusted so the teacher ignored me.

What happened then I will never forget - the guy sitting in front of me asked "what's that recovery app you mentioned?" Me the morron told him, he then quickly downloaded it and asked the teacher for the usb drive. He recovered 90% of the data and was praised by the whole class. One girl came to him to shake his hand, but pulled herself close to him to kiss his cheek and instead she went for his lips giving a him a unsolicited juicy smooch, he looked shocked as she then she started pushing After 8 pepermin chockolate in his mouth while smiling, complimenting him "You're the greatest".

It looked like a scene from a American VIrgin movie, time just stopped for the two of them, and they were completely unfazed about me staring at them with my mouth open.

 

[Genetic Dead End]

Epic ER moment.

 

[beta_max]

brutal suifuel

 

[TheReaper]

I like the stories where you tell us how pathetic you are

 

[Feces]

Are you going to do something or just sit there? Once youre out of school and wageslaving you will never have the chance to do anything again.

 

[Irredeemable]

Epic ER moment.

brutal suifuel

Industrial grade ERfuel.

 

[Mogged Loner]

I like the stories where you tell us how pathetic you are

I also slightly enjoy them too

 

[universallyabhorred]

I call larp

 

[Rassimov]

I call larp

You want more details?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

You got cucked and didnt have your GOER watch on? That sucks OP.

 

[universallyabhorred]

You want more details?

let me see what kind of story you can cook up

 

[Lame Dude]

What happened then I will never forget - the guy sitting in front of me asked "what's that recovery app you mentioned?" Me the morron told him, he then quickly downloaded it and asked the teacher for the usb drive. He recovered 90% of the data and was praised by the whole class. One girl came to him to shake his hand, but pulled herself close to him to kiss his cheek instead she went for his lips giving a him a unsolicited juicy smooch, he looked shocked as she then she started pushing After 8 pepermin chockolate in his mouth while smiling, complimenting him "You're the greatest".

Dont help anybody, unless they ASK you. I had my fair share of lessons as well.

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

You got cucked and didnt have your GOER watch on? That sucks OP.


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what are your thoughts on orangutans

 

[Rassimov]

Dont help anybody, unless they ASK you. I had my fair share of lessons as well.

I'm a narcissit I wanted to impress my class.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

what are your thoughts on orangutans

They're are scary looking and not as cool and strong as Gorillas.

 

[Wristlet 2]

COPE

it was his looks!! no one gives a shit about your recovery app!! just take the

 

[Lame Dude]

I'm a narcissist I wanted to impress my class.

When you are so depraved of a simple compliment, you would do things like this. I dont think that makes you a narcissist.
I too desire acceptance from people, no shame in it IMO.

 

[spaghetticel17]

she wouldve given a high five

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

 

[nihility]

This makes me wanna go into ER rage mode

 

[Rassimov]

COPE

it was his looks!! no one gives a shit about your recovery app!! just take the

Of course it was, but only in the chain reaction that produced these events it lead to a scene I would otherwise imagined only happened in movies.

she wouldve given a high five

She actually did that with other guys.

This makes me wanna go into ER rage mode

It was bitter sweet.

 

[TINMAN]

Why the fuck would you tell him

 

[Rassimov]

Why the fuck would you tell him

halo, tbh.

 

[Blackpincel]

She kissed him because he was chad, not because he did something good. It's not like she needed excuses to do it anyway.

If it was a subhuman manlet doing the deed they would congratulate him by visual gestures and that's fucking it.

 

[TINMAN]

This is basically an even worse version of chad repeating your joke word for word and everyone laughing

 

[Gymcelled]

This is basically an even worse version of chad repeating your joke word for word and everyone laughing

Had this happen to me in middle school. My joke bombed cuz people didn't hear it but I caught a chadlite looking at me for a few seconds. 2min later when a larger group formed he said it WORD FOR WORD and everyone laughed. Even the delivery had the same flow and everything.

Dude had no shame.

 

[Deleted member 22904]

Epic ER moment.

 

[Excluded]

Larp

 

[Wristlet 2]

Of course it was, but only in the chain reaction that produced these events it lead to a scene I would otherwise imagined only happened in movies.

i see what you mean now, but well, dont beat yourself up, foids will casually praise, touch and in this case even kiss chad with any excuse, this didnt change much it was gonna happen anyway

 

[Deleted member 19236]

she kissed him because of his looks, not because he helped the teacher

 

[LostInTheStatic]

This is basically an even worse version of chad repeating your joke word for word and everyone laughing

 

[Idotms]

Epic ER moment.

brutal suifuel

 

[truthpill]

Doesn't matter she wouldn't have kissed you anyways

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

This is just the beginning. This is the type of shit that happens when you grow up and wageslave. If you think you can escape it by studymaxxing JFL.

Chad will be above you, demanding you do the work so that he can present it and get paid and laid. You keep studymaxxing and careermaxxing to be the best tool for Chad. Fuck this life.

 

[Mrpvolts]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Didn't happen.
You're an old man yourself. Your classmate couldn't quickly download it.
Before smartphone, no one cared about computer in general. Only the nerds.

 

[Dregster666]

Forget having sex, this is the greatest seal of approval you could get from a girl in high school. Our teacher had a usb drive with a collection of hundreds of photos from proms going years back. One of the girls was tasked to add some files on the usb drive, but accidentally formatted the whole thing. The female teacher was having a nervous breakdown and crying, the whole class was hysterical. I offered help, by exclaiming "Hey teach, let me help, I know a program...." but I was a known troublemaker before that and wasn't trusted so the teacher ignored me.

What happened then I will never forget - the guy sitting in front of me asked "what's that recovery app you mentioned?" Me the morron told him, he then quickly downloaded it and asked the teacher for the usb drive. He recovered 90% of the data and was praised by the whole class. One girl came to him to shake his hand, but pulled herself close to him to kiss his cheek and instead she went for his lips giving a him a unsolicited juicy smooch, he looked shocked as she then she started pushing After 8 pepermin chockolate in his mouth while smiling, complimenting him "You're the greatest".

It looked like a scene from a American VIrgin movie, time just stopped for the two of them, and they were completely unfazed about me staring at them with my mouth open.

Cope

You wouldn't of gotten that kiss anyway.

 

[GreaseCel]

I like the stories where you tell us how pathetic you are

 

[Deleted member 16624]

That sucks OP.

 

[Rassimov]

Didn't happen.
You're an old man yourself. Your classmate couldn't quickly download it.
Before smartphone, no one cared about computer in general. Only the nerds.

THis happened 10 years ago, but was ingrained in my memory ever since.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Epic ER moment.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Brutal mental cuckoldry.

 

[BenBerger]

This is what my life consists of

 

[Deleted member 6470]

If you say so.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Had this happen to me in middle school. My joke bombed cuz people didn't hear it but I caught a chadlite looking at me for a few seconds. 2min later when a larger group formed he said it WORD FOR WORD and everyone laughed. Even the delivery had the same flow and everything.

Dude had no shame.

This happened to me too can't even jestermaxx as an incel because no one wants to listen to you

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

One of the girls was tasked to add some files on the usb drive, but accidentally formatted the whole thing.

Foids ruin everything.

Are you going to do something or just sit there? Once youre out of school and wageslaving you will never have the chance to do anything again.

Also this.
GOOGOGOGOG

 

[Neggr]

Epic ER moment.

 

[Deleted member 19546]

She was just looking for an excuse to kiss him, you could’ve done the same and gotten nowhere near the appreciation.