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How can sheeple normie call Expedition 33 a masterpiece is beyond me

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litterally contemporary "art" like "emperor clothes" effetc. Every single online cuckspapers went on war to promote and defend this game like it was a fucking master of all the masterpieces. It probably has to do with it pushing for freemason theology and symbolism that's the only reason they started pushing this shit that came out of nothing like it was 2nd coming of Christ. Normie sheeples of course follow because of emperor clothes effect (you don't want to be the one not able to appreciate the masterpiece so you lie to others and to yourself to like it). It's just mind blowing herd mentality.

It's a game with:
Outdated combat system (turn based IS outdated. Period. It was decently good till earyl 2000's when processors needed a less engaging system but today it's just lame and ridicolous)

Badly scaled combat system (they even admitted not really designign the parry that well)

Boring ass mechanics with a tunnel like progression where you have zero interaction with NPCs and zero exploration. Plus you basically have to repeat the same combat with the same dyanmics, the same combos and the same visuals ad nauseam

Kinda annoying flamboyant landscapes that feel like they want to badly larp as elder ring

It overall starkly gives you the feeling of being into a videogame (like everything is so repetitive and tunnel-like you somehow realize you are inside a coded fiction)

By the way i actually think this game may be enjoyable if you like the genre or get into the story, i am not in need to fully destroy it or to completely throw it in the trash bin however to call it a masterpiece only shows how shitty the game industry overall is such that a slightly better more interesting game can get this ridicolous amount of praise
 
It looks like generic ue5 trash with flipped assets
 
Outdated combat system (turn based IS outdated. Period. It was decently good till earyl 2000's when processors needed a less engaging system but today it's just lame and ridicolous)
What exactly makes it lame and ridiculous?
 
What exactly makes it lame and ridiculous?
The fact that it is obviously designed for older consoles and processors as i said. Today is just nostaliga fueled stuff since any dynamic which would require ideally a Turn based can be done better in a normal real time combat (look at inquisition for character switching inside a semi-real time combat for example)
 
I don’t mind how they work in the Trails series either.
 
I uninstalled it after 20mins as optimization was as always dogshit on mid end gpu. You need at bare minimum rtx 4080 and 4k screen to play modern gayming at stable 60fps and have good image clarity and i can't afford nor i want to play them anymore.
 
the narrative is being repeated because its made by a small team rather than a huge studio with a big budget. I guarantee you it wouldn't get this treatment if it was made by Ubisoft, Death Stranding 2 wouldn't be praised if it wasn't made by Kojima and TLOU2 wouldn't get an entire hate campaign if it wasn't made by Sony and released during Pride month
 

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