Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

How can I get a girlfriend

Sheldor

Sheldor

✡5'5'' 0ÆM X Æ A-0 בבקשה תעזור לי✡
★★★★
Joined
Apr 10, 2021
Posts
3,399
Online time
1h 28m
:feelswhat: nigga you know where you at rn?
 
Get bone implants, get a plastic surgeon to sculpt your face until you're as handsome as your mom thinks you are, get a dick extension, waste a few years working in a field you despise to become financially stable, and maybe you might get a date. But don't feel entitled, inkwell.
 
Look good and have millions of dollars.
 
get a new haircut
 
Make a pact with Beelzebub
 
67E1738E 3661 4E82 9B30 ADB7604D9D13
 
go to 3rd world country and flaunt wealth
 
By making fun of incels on IT.
 
2 eazy peazy steps bro:
1. Be Chad
2. See step 1
 
First of all you have to never get up! You can do it, I believe in you!
 
look like the guy in your avatar
 
Have a good personality and confidence, you’ll be swimming in an ocean of Stacy’s pussies
 
go to the girlfriend store
 
with duct tape and rope,its your only option if your a true truecel
 

Similar threads

mariomariuss
Replies
18
Views
616
ANTAGONIST
ANTAGONIST
Yunoo
Replies
19
Views
767
cripplecel
cripplecel
xxdarkpixelsxx
Replies
12
Views
1K
Bongcel357
Bongcel357
Cryo
Replies
42
Views
1K
sadoge
sadoge
I_like_pizza
Replies
2
Views
477
.matty
.matty

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top