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How can I get a girlfriend

Sheldor

Sheldor

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:feelswhat: nigga you know where you at rn?
 
Get bone implants, get a plastic surgeon to sculpt your face until you're as handsome as your mom thinks you are, get a dick extension, waste a few years working in a field you despise to become financially stable, and maybe you might get a date. But don't feel entitled, inkwell.
 
Look good and have millions of dollars.
 
get a new haircut
 
Make a pact with Beelzebub
 
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go to 3rd world country and flaunt wealth
 
By making fun of incels on IT.
 
2 eazy peazy steps bro:
1. Be Chad
2. See step 1
 
First of all you have to never get up! You can do it, I believe in you!
 
look like the guy in your avatar
 
Have a good personality and confidence, you’ll be swimming in an ocean of Stacy’s pussies
 
go to the girlfriend store
 
with duct tape and rope,its your only option if your a true truecel
 

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