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How Can An Ugly Fuck Like Eggman Get Laid??

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He's a betabux, roasties use him for his money and celebrity status.

His previous gf Alice (a hypersexual 'fembot' with daddy issues) ERPed with /r9k/ robots and had sex with some of them too while he was at work, making money for her.
 
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"How can dis ugly guy get laid?" is a very classic misconception of the blakcpill. You, an many other men, think that Eggy is ugly based on your PSL beauty standards but some women think otherwise. Even after all these years of constant blakcpill research we still have a very vague grasp of women's actual taste in men. We do know that it's all about looks since many incels have tried different approaches with confidence and attitude and they didn't work. However, we cannot perfectly explain how guys like Eggy get laid based on PSL ratings and the MM theory is very arbitruary and does not cover all occasions. What we can say for certain is that we are subhuman trash and we will never have sex since we have reached the turning point of the age of 20.  Also, eggy mogs many incels in motion.
 
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Maybe he lied about that so he wouldn't appear as a total failure on the internet. Who knows.
 
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she approached him and did all the work, remember that..

he might be odd looking but still is way better looking than me.
 
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he's a betabux lol
 
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incelman said:
"How can dis ugly guy get laid?" is a very classic misconception of the blakcpill. You, an many other men, think that Eggy is ugly based on your PSL beauty standards but some women think otherwise. Even after all these years of constant blakcpill research we still have a very vague grasp of women's actual taste in men. We do know that it's all about looks since many incels have tried different approaches with confidence and attitude and they didn't work. However, we cannot perfectly explain how guys like Eggy get laid based on PSL ratings and the MM tier is very arbitruary and does not cover all occasions. What we can say for certain is that we are subhuman trash and we will never have sex since we have reached the turning point of the age of 20.  Also, eggy mogs many incels in motion.

This. The more time I spent away from lookism the more I realized that PSL can't rate men for shit. There are so many men that women clearly find attractive based on purely looks that would be called subhuman on PSL.
 
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Enigmatic93 said:
incelman said:
"How can dis ugly guy get laid?" is a very classic misconception of the blakcpill. You, an many other men, think that Eggy is ugly based on your PSL beauty standards but some women think otherwise. Even after all these years of constant blakcpill research we still have a very vague grasp of women's actual taste in men. We do know that it's all about looks since many incels have tried different approaches with confidence and attitude and they didn't work. However, we cannot perfectly explain how guys like Eggy get laid based on PSL ratings and the MM tier is very arbitruary and does not cover all occasions. What we can say for certain is that we are subhuman trash and we will never have sex since we have reached the turning point of the age of 20.  Also, eggy mogs many incels in motion.

This. The more time I spent away from lookism the more I realized that PSL can't rate men for shit. There are so many men that women clearly find attractive based on purely looks that would be called subhuman on PSL.

Eggman is ugly even by normie standards. The only thing him getting laid proves is that just being tall White and neurotypical is sometimes enough.
 
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universallyabhorred said:
Enigmatic93 said:
incelman said:
"How can dis ugly guy get laid?" is a very classic misconception of the blakcpill. You, an many other men, think that Eggy is ugly based on your PSL beauty standards but some women think otherwise. Even after all these years of constant blakcpill research we still have a very vague grasp of women's actual taste in men. We do know that it's all about looks since many incels have tried different approaches with confidence and attitude and they didn't work. However, we cannot perfectly explain how guys like Eggy get laid based on PSL ratings and the MM tier is very arbitruary and does not cover all occasions. What we can say for certain is that we are subhuman trash and we will never have sex since we have reached the turning point of the age of 20.  Also, eggy mogs many incels in motion.

This. The more time I spent away from lookism the more I realized that PSL can't rate men for shit. There are so many men that women clearly find attractive based on purely looks that would be called subhuman on PSL.

Eggman is ugly even by normie standards. ***The only thing him getting laid proves is that jut being tall White and neurotypical is sometimes enough.
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Yep lol.
 
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He got lucky.
 
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He smashed a Trap, technically still Incel
 
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Anyone who posts YouTube videos on the regular is NT enough to get laid. The true incels don't want their face to ever be seen, or their actual voice to ever be heard.
 
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rarely some ugly fucks can get sex with sheer charisma, like Egg, Sam Hyde, or Rasputin.
 
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He wasn't a virgin before he got "popular"
He calls himself blackpilled but in reality he's so bluepilled he doesn't care about being ugly and that works in his favor.

Being a decently smooth talker + Intoxicated girls = He manages to get lucky
 
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Did you even watch his video? Lul. The guy was playing some mmo with a fat ugly bitch who spent her time smoking weed and who recently broke up with her bf. She was horny and thought a human dick would feel better than a dildo. So she used him for 3 weeks. Any incel could have pulled it out she was completely drugged.
 
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incelman said:
"How can dis ugly guy get laid?" is a very classic misconception of the blakcpill. You, an many other men, think that Eggy is ugly based on your PSL beauty standards but some women think otherwise. Even after all these years of constant blakcpill research we still have a very vague grasp of women's actual taste in men. We do know that it's all about looks since many incels have tried different approaches with confidence and attitude and they didn't work. However, we cannot perfectly explain how guys like Eggy get laid based on PSL ratings and the MM tier is very arbitruary and does not cover all occasions. What we can say for certain is that we are subhuman trash and we will never have sex since we have reached the turning point of the age of 20.  Also, eggy mogs many incels in motion.
Holy shit best post in cell history. I'd rep if the site had it lmao
 
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Holy shit best post in cell history. I'd rep if the site had it lmao

Thank you. I try to be fair and objective.
 
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Enigmatic93 said:
This. The more time I spent away from lookism the more I realized that PSL can't rate men for shit. There are so many men that women clearly find attractive based on purely looks that would be called subhuman on PSL.

PSL are the biggest copers on the internet. It's very comforting to say stuff like "Only male models get laid" or "99% of men are incels" and ingnore the harsh reality


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Eggman is ugly even by normie standards. The only thing him getting laid proves is that just being tall White and neurotypical is sometimes enough.

Normie men can't rate based on looks but they will rate based on sexual activity.
 
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incelman said:
PSL are the biggest copers on the internet. It's very comforting to say stuff like "Only male models get laid" or "99% of men are incels" and ingnore the harsh reality



Normie men can't rate based on looks but they will rate based on sexual activity.



Such cope no women could ever find Eggman attractive.
 
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universallyabhorred said:
Such cope no women could ever find Eggman attractive.

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Eggman never got laid though. He just got into a LTR as a betabux cuck. Nothing to be proud of.
 
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ObitoCel said:
Eggman never got laid though. He just got into a LTR as a betabux cuck. Nothing to be proud of.

he got laid by some WoW fat whore. watch his original video rants/ ask eggy or you're not truecel
 
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blackpill_incel said:
he got laid by some WoW fat whore. watch his original video rants/ ask eggy or you're not truecel

For an ugly guy that is still an achievement.
 
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universallyabhorred said:
For an ugly guy that is still an achievement.

yeah i wish i could tbh
 
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E-fame. He's a literal walking talking meme at this point, the bottom of the barrel of the female gender finds him desirable because he's an internet meme and they want to piggyback off his fame.

By the way, his last girlfriend (before the tumblr looking peggy chick) ran camshows in his room while he was slaving away 90 hours a week working shit tier minimum wage hellscape jobs. He had no idea until someone recognised her. He got 3 hours of sleep every day for months while his girlfriend was fucking 13 inch dildos on camera IN HIS OWN ROOM.

This is her:

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E-fame. He's a literal walking talking meme at this point, the bottom of the barrel of the female gender finds him desirable because he's an internet meme and they want to piggyback off his fame.

By the way, his last girlfriend (before the tumblr looking peggy chick) ran camshows in his room while he was slaving away 90 hours a week working shit tier minimum wage hellscape jobs. He had no idea until someone recognised her. He got 3 hours of sleep every day for months while his girlfriend was fucking 13 inch dildos on camera IN HIS OWN ROOM.

This is her:

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PM the name pls
 
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Yes.


By taking it in his ass
 
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He's a betabux, roasties use him for his money and celebrity status.

His previous gf Alice (a hypersexual 'fembot' with daddy issues) ERPed with /r9k/ robots and had sex with some of them too while he was at work, making money for her.
Pretty much. There's a reason we say "better incel than cuck"
 
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They don’t
 
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Why do you have so much eggman based porn?
I downloaded it solely for the purpose of this thread. I'm very high-effort poster.
 
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Just run over hoes like you're Alex Minassian theory.
 
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For what he told in the video i would say he had a god like luck during those says, because the foid was horny+barely sorrounded by men+kinda liked him because of warcraft+felt pity for him. After all it was back in 2010, when e-whoring wasn't really big.
 
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