FrustratedWhiteMale
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Do you want to have children?
Can't get a woman?
It's easy. I'll tell you how:
1. Buy a mannequin
2. Cut a hole where her privates her
3. Have sex with her frequently
4. When the mannequin is full of sperm, throw her into a swimming pool, full of girls.
If you can't afford a whole mannequin, juts buy a head,
ejaculate into the mouth, and repeat step 4 from above.
Now if any of those women are virgins, they can give birth while being a virgin.
Then their children can be considered a "miracle", the son of G-d.
Can't get a woman?
It's easy. I'll tell you how:
1. Buy a mannequin
2. Cut a hole where her privates her
3. Have sex with her frequently
4. When the mannequin is full of sperm, throw her into a swimming pool, full of girls.
If you can't afford a whole mannequin, juts buy a head,
ejaculate into the mouth, and repeat step 4 from above.
Now if any of those women are virgins, they can give birth while being a virgin.
Then their children can be considered a "miracle", the son of G-d.