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How an Incel Can Have Children

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FrustratedWhiteMale

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Do you want to have children?
Can't get a woman?
It's easy. I'll tell you how:
1. Buy a mannequin
2. Cut a hole where her privates her
3. Have sex with her frequently
4. When the mannequin is full of sperm, throw her into a swimming pool, full of girls.

If you can't afford a whole mannequin, juts buy a head,
ejaculate into the mouth, and repeat step 4 from above.

Now if any of those women are virgins, they can give birth while being a virgin.
Then their children can be considered a "miracle", the son of G-d.
 
You can't fill up a mannequin with sperm like that.
Your semen dies after a few hours if I recall correctly.
 
Stealing children or throwing a cum bomb into a pool might work.
 
You can impregnate thousands of women if you make a tampon brand and put your cum inside the tampons. But you would have to find a way to make the cum survive.
 
Aren't u like 60? Does your cock even still work?
 

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