Story How a Snatch Dracula made my penis curved. Potential class action lawsuit if records were kept.

[bluecollarCEL]

I was in the 8th grade. 13yo. They had this sexy Italian big breasted Goddess come into the class maybe twice a week to teach us. She was doing some College internship I think. Anyway as soon as I saw that chick my cock was erect as fuck. I couldn't fucking help myself. I didn't even know how to jack off yet. The only release I had was orgasms in my wet dreams.

Back then I wore white underwear so my cock had nowhere to go. My penis was pressed up against my undies and over the course of that school year my penis developed a curve due to scar tissue. I know it wasn't from jacking off as I wasn't doing that at that point in my life.

If you could get the records of every guy who was in that class I guarantee all of them have curved penises thanks to this Pussy Snatch Vulture.

 

[acnescarcel]

 

[builderseed]

Like, how bad is the curve? Is it over 45 degrees?

 

[EthnicelNL]

Back then I wore white underwear so my cock had nowhere to go. My penis was pressed up against my undies and over the course of that school year my penis developed a curve due to scar tissue. I know it wasn't from jacking off as I wasn't doing that at that point in my life.

Troll. Reported.

 

[bluecollarCEL]

Like, how bad is the curve? Is it over 45 degrees?

Its just like a slight curve to the left If I look down on it.

Troll. Reported.

100 percent true story. How can I make this up.

 

[SniiperCel]

Troll. Reported.

I think this is real.

 

[builderseed]

Its just like a slight curve to the left If I look down on it.

So is it only curving on the X axis? Or is the curve on the Y axis also?
Only slight you say? My guess is roughly 10 degrees to the left.

 

[bluecollarCEL]

So is it only curving on the X axis? Or is the curve on the Y axis also?
Only slight you say? My guess is roughly 10 degrees to the left.

It has like a bend in the middle and then it curves to the left yes probable like 10 degrees.

 

[acnescarcel]

Troll. Reported.

lol

 

[builderseed]

It has like a bend in the middle and then it curves to the left yes probable like 10 degrees.

Have you looked up cock straightening methods? Maybe try heating and forging it straight using a flatter. I've also heard of using a vise to straighten it out.

 

[bluecollarCEL]

Have you looked up cock straightening methods? Maybe try heating and forging it straight using a flatter. I've also heard of using a vise to straighten it out.

Not really. I did research into it and a lot of guys have curved cocks. It might be a positive for different pussy pounding positions.

 

[builderseed]

Not really. I did research into it and a lot of guys have curved cocks. It might be a positive for different pussy pounding positions.

Hmmm. I have heard of curvature being useful.

But you should look into straightening methods, just in case you wish to return to a straight form.

 

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[Zesto]

Hmmm. I have heard of curvature being useful.
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But you should look into straightening methods, just in case you wish to return to a straight form.
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I prefer my Ninjato to the curve of a Katana.

 

[The End]

Haha, this sounds ridiculous but I have heard of it happening. My cock actually has by hand imprinted in it because I jack-off so often.

 

[Anger]

My dick is curcved downwards, what does it mean?

 

[Chadani]

Have you looked up cock straightening methods? Maybe try heating and forging it straight using a flatter. I've also heard of using a vise to straighten it out.

you mean put your dick in one of these?

do erect bends. search it up

My dick is curcved downwards, what does it mean?

means you got a tap dick