JFL How a Redditor talks

[Morphine]

• Starts his/her/its sentences with "I love how" or "Imagine being so ___" and then completes it with something woke and insufferable which is mainstream on the platform and gets the most upvotes. Most end such sentences with a "lol" to falsely display that they aren't butthurt/seething behind the screen, whilst at the same time typing down paragraphs.

• Ad hominems in arguments. They love to use them, especially against people on Youtube and other online platforms who call out the woke stuff, in media or video gaming or anywhere else.
Their favourite insults: "incel, get a life, aww, pathetic, edgelord"

• Also, the ethnic or zoomer or foid Redditor: starts petty insults with a "Y'all" and loves strawmanning stuff.
"Imagine being so insecure that a single black guy in a video game hurts you so much. lol."
"Y'all really upset over jews in a video game [insert iFag crying emoji]"
"I love how [female npc] killing [3 male NPCs] (singlehandedly) is making these little boys cry in the comments so much"

• Bonus point: they love to exaggerate and be obsessed with 2 hate comments out of the 100 comments, 98 being kind and extremely heckin wholesome.
"Lol it's funny to see all these manchilds seething in the comments"
>Meanwhile the comments: 2 persons speaking against the mainstream goyslop with low effort one liners.

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[Morphine]

@Spooky_Heejin @Stupid Clown @Fevet @Oneitiscel

 

[Morphine]

@BasedGoyslopReviews

 

[Dead End]

Imagine being so rude towards Redditors lol. Y'all incels really get mad over anything

 

[Wrath]

 

[Morphine]

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[Morphine]

Imagine being so rude towards Redditors lol. Y'all incels really get mad over anything

Kek

 

[SmhChan]

"I love how"

This triggers me so fucking much. Like you mentioned, they follow it up with something woke, but they will often use it to politically contextualize things that are very innocuous.

 

[Obanchito]

"I love how you basement dwelling, sex starved incels have the nerve to look down on me, a redditor even though I'm currently in a polyamorous relationship with my wife and her bfs, Kyle and Brad and never run out of action"

 

[deleted fren]

Incredibly accurate. It's hilarious seeing them making essays about how the commenter is insecure, when the comment is a regurgitated meme.

 

[VλREN]

just into a moist critical comment section

 

[VλREN]

It’s even worse on the tok

 

[ItsOverMan]

• Starts his/her/its sentences with "I love how" or "Imagine being so ___" and then completes it with something woke and insufferable which is mainstream on the platform and gets the most upvotes. Most end such sentences with a "lol" to falsely display that they aren't butthurt/seething behind the screen, whilst at the same time typing down paragraphs.

• Ad hominems in arguments. They love to use them, especially against people on Youtube and other online platforms who call out the woke stuff, in media or video gaming or anywhere else.
Their favourite insults: "incel, get a life, aww, pathetic, edgelord"

• Also, the ethnic or zoomer or female Redditor: starts petty insults with a "Y'all" and loves strawmanning stuff.
"Imagine being so insecure that a single black guy in a video game hurts you so much. lol."
"Y'all really upset over in a video game [insert iFag crying emoji]"
"I love how [female npc] killing [3 male NPCs] (singlehandedly) is making these little boys cry in the comments so much"

• Bonus point: they love to exaggerate and be obsessed with 2 hate comments out of the 100 comments, 98 being kind and extremely heckin wholesome.
"Lol it's funny to see all these manchilds seething in the comments"
>Meanwhile the comments: 2 persons speaking against the mainstream with low effort one liners.

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I don't understand how Redditors can type a whole book just for a comment. Like they really sat down and typed that whole essay. Extra funny when they spent half the day typing a comment essay and it only gets 2 updoots.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

• Ad hominems in arguments. They love to use them, especially against people on Youtube and other online platforms who call out the woke stuff, in media or video gaming or anywhere else.
Their favourite insults: "incel, get a life, aww, pathetic, edgelord"

this entire thread is unbelievably accurate. I can tell you have seen these exact scenarios over a 100 times. I couldnt have nailed it this well if i tried

150 minutes of seething for their right to get woke slop shilled to them

 

[Morphine]

this entire thread is unbelievably accurate. I can tell you have seen these exact scenarios over a 100 times. I couldnt have nailed it this well if i tried
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150 minutes of seething for their right to get woke slop shilled to them

"The Miserable, Lonely Mind of a YouTube Nazi Incel: Deconstructing Synthetic Man"

Jesus Christ they get insanely butthurt just over difference of opinion.

 

[Morphine]

I don't understand how Redditors can type a whole book just for a comment. Like they really sat down and typed that whole essay. Extra funny when they spent half the day typing a comment essay and it only gets 2 updoots.

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The same people BTW who comment on their favourite foid gamer's channel with huge paragraphs in her utter support but don't even get their comment hearted/liked

 

[Morphine]

This triggers me so fucking much. Like you mentioned, they follow it up with something woke, but they will often use it to politically contextualize things that are very innocuous.

Yep

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

"The Miserable, Lonely Mind of a YouTube Nazi Incel: Deconstructing Synthetic Man"

Jesus Christ they get insanely butthurt just over difference of opinion.

and by deconstrucing him, they genuinely mean him. they dont dismantle his opinion, they dont disprove what he says, they just shit on him as a person thefore his entire opinion must be wong

 

[soft]

They turn everything into "you're insecure" or some other kind of "you're inadequate"
Housing too expensive?
"Grow up manchild, this is how much life costs in the real world "
"I have no problem working two shifts to afford renting a room that I share with 3 other people "
It's like they take pride in enduring these pointless hardships and getting cucked.
Redditors would feel right at home in a concentration camp.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

* "I just spent the last 25 minutes scanning OPs entire digital footprint and in his post/comment history I found him commenting something i dont like!!!!!!!"
* yikes, its almost as if, its called being a decent human being, women dont work that way, this is problematic, so much to unpack here, me (33m) and her (39f) are in a polyamorous, le wifey/the wife (too scared to imply ownership with word "my"), yeah we men suck/on behalf of all penis owners let me apologize my lady
i could go on forever but ill just get tilted

 

[SmhChan]

Yep

Random family video.
"I love how the dad is in the background taking care of the kids. "

We know what they mean. They know we know what they mean. But muh plausible deniability.

 

[Max Doltman]

Jesus Christ they get insanely butthurt just over difference of opinion.

mental illness. do you come from a foid dominated family thats feminist and pro open borders. i do. . they have called me incel.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Redditors are insufferable fart sniffers

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

• Starts his/her/its sentences with "I love how" or "Imagine being so ___" and then completes it with something woke and insufferable which is mainstream on the platform and gets the most upvotes. Most end such sentences with a "lol" to falsely display that they aren't butthurt/seething behind the screen, whilst at the same time typing down paragraphs.

• Ad hominems in arguments. They love to use them, especially against people on Youtube and other online platforms who call out the woke stuff, in media or video gaming or anywhere else.
Their favourite insults: "incel, get a life, aww, pathetic, edgelord"

Yeah, then they get mad at you for being racist and making fun of something they can't change, when before they said you have a small penis, which is something you can't change either.

• Also, the ethnic or zoomer or foid Redditor: starts petty insults with a "Y'all" and loves strawmanning stuff.

I hate "Ya'll" anytime I hear it I automatically assume the user is a nigger.

• Bonus point: they love to exaggerate and be obsessed with 2 hate comments out of the 100 comments, 98 being kind and extremely heckin wholesome.
"Lol it's funny to see all these manchilds seething in the comments"

Lol yup.

 

[Tenna]

 

[Morphine]

"Grow up manchild, this is how much life costs in the real world "

They love defending their billionaire overlords at all costs.

Also, see how they defend billion dollar video game companies till their last breath despite the companies' many faults and shortcomings

 

[Morphine]

Yeah, then they get mad at you for being racist and making fun of something they can't change, when before they said you have a small penis, which is something you can't change either.

They're the masters of irrelevant petty insults.

 

[Enigmaz]

Yikes... Let's unpack this.

 

[Tenna]

* "I just spent the last 25 minutes scanning OPs entire digital footprint and in his post/comment history I found him commenting something i dont like!!!!!!!"

Thank god they added a feature to privatize your posts on there

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

You win the internet, my good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar. The narwhal bacons at midnight!

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Ironic they're culturally approriating southerners that they would deem racist every time they use 'y'all' in a sentemce

 

[ogercel]

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[Morphine]

Ironic they're culturally approriating southerners that they would deem racist every time they use 'y'all' in a sentemce

Morons think "y'all" comes from niggers

 

[thespanishcel]

Wow, just wow. I just checked your post history and I see that you made a comment on the r/thewitcher3. Incel much? Who peed on your cheerios

 

[Wizardmaxxer]

• Starts his/her/its sentences with "I love how" or "Imagine being so ___" and then completes it with something woke and insufferable which is mainstream on the platform and gets the most upvotes. Most end such sentences with a "lol" to falsely display that they aren't butthurt/seething behind the screen, whilst at the same time typing down paragraphs.

• Ad hominems in arguments. They love to use them, especially against people on Youtube and other online platforms who call out the woke stuff, in media or video gaming or anywhere else.
Their favourite insults: "incel, get a life, aww, pathetic, edgelord"

• Also, the ethnic or zoomer or foid Redditor: starts petty insults with a "Y'all" and loves strawmanning stuff.
"Imagine being so insecure that a single black guy in a video game hurts you so much. lol."
"Y'all really upset over jews in a video game [insert iFag crying emoji]"
"I love how [female npc] killing [3 male NPCs] (singlehandedly) is making these little boys cry in the comments so much"

• Bonus point: they love to exaggerate and be obsessed with 2 hate comments out of the 100 comments, 98 being kind and extremely heckin wholesome.
"Lol it's funny to see all these manchilds seething in the comments"
>Meanwhile the comments: 2 persons speaking against the mainstream goyslop with low effort one liners.

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The abuse of irony like he was a more retarded sheldon copper

 

[Caichan]

Y'all

I’m from the south we’ve been using this word why is it bad