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Hot 18 year old Foids………..

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There is this 18 year old foid who works at a store I go to a lot.

I have to think of some way to get her to have dinner with me.

I would take her to a nice restaurant too.
None of that fast food shit.
A good meal at a nice place.

The problem is……..I really can’t think of any way to get her to have dinner with me.

Back in my days as a highwayman…..I could have just offered her money or drugs.
But, I don’t have money like that anymore and I have no idea where to get drugs.

In fact, I’m quite poor.

But, it was a good decision to become a good person.
I’ve become a shepherd, guiding my herd to calm waters and safe haven.

It’s the tragedy of my life.
Such big dreams with such little probability of them ever happening.

I don’t care what they say.
I am 44 and I want an 18 year old girlfriend.

To myself, I must be honest, or I will live a life of lies and never find peace with myself.
 
Yh sure.
In fact she was prob 17 years 363 days 23 h and 59 min 59sec old
you old sick fuck
 
Yikes. Seek therapy dude
 
do you one better
im almost 30 and want 16 y.o virgin gf
which is completely and utterly legal in my European country
cope and seethe americucks, agecucks, moralfags and other leftards
 
Reported for pedophilia
 
Yikes. That is like so icky!
 
do you one better
im almost 30 and want 16 y.o virgin gf
which is completely and utterly legal in my European country
cope and seethe americucks, agecucks, moralfags and other leftards
based
 
do you one better
im almost 30 and want 16 y.o virgin gf
which is completely and utterly legal in my European country
cope and seethe americucks, agecucks, moralfags and other leftards
I had always thought you were an American
 
do you one better
im almost 30 and want 16 y.o virgin gf
which is completely and utterly legal in my European country
cope and seethe americucks, agecucks, moralfags and other leftards
lucky.
 
Even 18 year olds these days look like they are in their 20s and look too old.
 
Probability of that happening is too low. Test the waters. If it is negative, then take a creepshot of her face and body, and masturbate. And most importantly, don't get caught by normies. You're not a pedophile. She's an adult.
 
stop they arent fully developed yet
 
do you one better
im almost 30 and want 16 y.o virgin gf
which is completely and utterly legal in my European country
cope and seethe americucks, agecucks, moralfags and other leftards
Same here. 16 is biologically peak attractiveness for females.
 
If you somehow make her think you're not creepy, manage to ask her out and even ascend, I say fair. Through a (practical) synchronic lens, this perception of your "creepiness" is after all a rather arbitrary social judgement against perceived abnormality. Can't articulate myself well now, my brain feels like fried for no reason
 
I would take her to a nice restaurant too.
None of that fast food shit.
A good meal at a nice place.
Are you a boomer?
 
we'd get this with replicants
 
ah, i see this was some time ago
Anything ever happen with this prospect? Would be cool if it panned out.
 

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