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—Part 1: The Initiation—

Barbie Lez used to be a famous journalist and world-renowned trend chaser. Now she is the world’s most talked about celebrity and the year’s highest-earning author. And the year isn’t even over.

The beautiful 22-year-old’s incredible leap to worldwide stardom occurred quickly and without warning. Initially, the rumors claiming she was involved in the latest, and most controversial, trend of recent years—Bestiality School—were thought to be fake, but they were quickly substantiated with the publication of her first book. How to Have Sex with a Dog became an instant success and to this day remains on The New York Times Best Seller list. As a result, the name Barbie Lez has become synonymous with bestiality.

For those of you who do not yet know what Bestiality School is, here is a quick description:

Bestiality School is the name of a highly profitable, ever-expanding company. It came to be a result of the countrywide repeal of the laws against bestiality. However, it was not until Barbie Lez normalized the concept of interspecies sex that it flourished. It is now the leading sex-related company in the world, ranking higher than even sex toy manufacturers and porn production companies. In essence, Bestiality School is designed to immerse its clients in an environment suited for sexual interactions between them and an animal of their choice. As a result of Barbie’s book, the How to Have Sex with a Dog bundle has outsold every other alternative by a two-to-one ratio.

The CEO of the Bestiality School has revealed that both he and Miss Lez’s publisher are currently in negotiations for a yet unannounced collaboration. While the exact nature of this collaboration remains a mystery, it is rumored the intrepid author is considering writing a sequel to How to Have Sex with a Dog. The authenticity of such claims may be unfounded, but fans across the globe eagerly await any news on the subject. Only time will tell whether Barbie is willing to once again immerse herself in the sex-starved world of bestiality.
Prologue

I couldn’t believe it had only been six months since my first bestial encounter. It felt like so much more. Then again, quite a lot had happened since that first day I walked into Candy’s office. For starters, Candy and I were now a couple. Also, I was officially a millionaire—actually, I was so wealthy I had more money than I knew what to do with. But I’m getting ahead of myself. I’ll start at the beginning and work my way up from there.

As I mentioned, Candy and I were finally a couple. We moved in together within the first month. We also adopted a dog and had so many three-ways I quickly lost count. With the money I received from my publisher, we were able to purchase the home of our dreams. Things were just about perfect. Then my book—How to Have Sex with a Dog—was launched, and all hell broke loose.

I knew bestiality was a controversial topic, yet I wasn’t prepared for the frenzy my autobiography—that’s what my publisher called it—would generate. Every talk show host in the world jumped at the occasion. Some bashed me and tried to sully my good name. Others commended me for my courage. But in the end, it mattered little, as every commentary, every opinion, no matter if it was good or bad, only made me more famous. The fact that I categorically refused to appear on any television program only made things worse. As a result of this controversy, How to Have Sex with a Dog became an instant bestseller. The first printing sold out in twenty-four hours. The second, which consisted of a million volumes, was exhausted within a week. The third—ten million copies—took nearly a month to sell out. But still people kept buying it. And buying it. And buying it.

The first time I got recognized was kind of cool. I signed the guy’s book and wished him a good day. But as my fame increased, so did my fan base. Before long, the media knew where I lived, and I got mobbed every single time I left the house. Before long, I stopped going out altogether. Candy did her best to cheer me up, but it was hard for her to juggle her job and our paparazzi-infested life. I often reminded her that we now had enough money for her to quit her job, but she refused. She claimed it was the only thing keeping her sane. While I didn’t understand, I accepted it.

Candy and I weren’t the only ones affected by my book’s phenomenal success. My publisher now received more manuscripts that he could handle, and the Bestiality School was flooded with new clients. The once small company expanded, opening a branch in every major city in every country where bestiality was legal. Other companies tried to copy them, but none met with much success. Bestiality School was the top dog, and it would be quite a while before such a massive corporation got dethroned. Speaking of thrones, they had recently announced their very latest i
nnovation.
 
AnothER day, another pill
 
You should make a Twitter account and spam posts about white foids committing beastiality.
 
What has possessed you to seek these incredibly disturbing literary works?
 
Ponies are manlet versions of horses and they still get more poon than actual manlets.
 

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