Discussion Horsepill vs. Dogpill. Which species would you reincarnate as?

[CosmicInjustice]

Your life fades to black. God decides He will reward you with another life wherein you will experience sexual success. However, the catch is you can't become Chad; you're not yet worthy. So, he gives you the option to become a big-dicked horse or a dark-triad, masculine-as-fuck pitbull. You will be assigned a random, zoophilic foid owner and that's the only information you receive. What is your choice?

 

[Den66kj]

 

[Castaway]

Horse. They’re stronger, faster, and bigger

 

[zd60]

I don't want to reincarnate at all

 

[kay']

 

[FuckYou]

dogs get more action with human women than horses do. (specifically white women).

 

[KillNiggers]

I would rather not be an animal who gets to have sex with toilets. I imagine I wouldn't be attracted to them as a horse or a dog.

 

[KillNiggers]

dogs get more action with human women than horses do. (specifically white women).

Imagine you are owned by some fat ugly 2/10 white toilet. Would you still take the offer?

 

[rotmaxxed neetcel]

Imagine you are owned by some fat ugly 2/10 white toilet. Would you still take the offer?

does she suck dog cock too or just fuck

 

[KillNiggers]

does she suck dog cock too or just fuck

Idk you decide

 

[rotmaxxed neetcel]

Idk you decide

its a no brainer for me if she sucks my cock and i get to fuck her,no job free food and she takes me out everyday

 

[Darth Aquarius]

Dogs because my foid owner would love me unconditionally, beats being a horse that is either forced to race his whole life or have random people riding on my back, even if horses are stronger. I may have a short life as a dog but my perception of time would probably different anyways.

 

[pulp]

bog

 

[SilverBullet]

Neither. Just isekai me as Chad or let me be at peace forever

 

[FuckYou]

Imagine you are owned by some fat ugly 2/10 white toilet. Would you still take the offer?

not ideal, but eh, it's something!

 

[Emba]

I just want to eat grass and apples and prance and gallop around the Stephen Paddock while he dreams of mayhem.

 

[BricABrac]

I don't want to reincarnate at all

Too true.

It is nature itself that is the fundamental evil.

 

[zd60]

Too true.

It is nature itself that is the fundamental evil.

exactly

 

[Thugcel]

 

[Lust]

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Your life fades to black. God decides He will reward you with another life wherein you will experience sexual success. However, the catch is you can't become Chad; you're not yet worthy. So, he gives you the option to become a big-dicked horse or a dark-triad, masculine-as-fuck pitbull. You will be assigned a random, zoophilic foid owner and that's the only information you receive. What is your choice?

Not to mention that, by God, there's almost certainly no such idiotic offer. But if I had to choose, I'd rather be a noble horse than a stupid, feces-eating shitbull.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Horse. They’re stronger, faster, and bigger

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

dogs get more action with human women than horses do. (specifically white women).

Shlomo only shows you more white foids that do that.

 

[The Judge]