It's Over Honestly How do I kill myself painlessly/instantly

[RandomBroCel]

Im 22 years old KHHV incel NEET living with chronic ilnesses that prevent me from studymaxxing so I cant moneymaxx and due to constant ligheadedness and mental issues I cant really stand low wage jobs that involve dealing with annoying normies. I have been bullied in middle school and all the good friends I used to have left me due to me probably being annoying or bcs everyone simply hates and I was never supposed to exist.

My narc father used to punch me in the head and now I think I have traumatic brain injury as a result. Not sure beacuse doctors cant find anything and on top of that they are being dismissive assholes. Cant get neetbux. My health conditions started in early 2020 and ever since that life has been living hell. Im just waiting to be homeless now. I have been getting heavily into phisophies such as pessimism nihilism antinatalism efilism etc . And I am misantrophe bcs most normies are annoying incosidereate cunts with zero empathy. To top it all off Im forced to live in eastern european shithole with narcisistic parents that makes this situation extra miserable. My life is living hell

What kind of painless methods are there. I read that gunshot to the head doesnt always kill you instantly. And even If I went with a gun where the fcuk would I get it in this shitty country guns are illegal in burgerland you are at least free to buy a gun and kill yourself.
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[Transcended Trucel]

Nembutal. Also if your in Europe, maybe can get state sponsored euthanasia.

 

[Deleted member 35171]

Helium bag. Cheap, painless, effective.

 

[Linesnap99]

I actually came up with this idea. it requires some resource and that is anesthesia. administer it and blow the brains out
or taking sleeping pills with alcohol that will make your alcohol blood level increase .you would not feel any thing, then the body will stop breathing and the end.

 

[Kamikaze]

I actually came up with this idea. it requires some resource and that is anesthesia. administer it and blow the brains out
or taking sleeping pills with alcohol that will make your alcohol blood level increase .you would not feel any thing, then the body will stop breathing and the end.

You will vomit as a reflex even if unconciouss.
Rope is the alternative if you have no gun.

Otherwise helium bag, but you need to get the right equipment and make sure there is no leakage.

 

[Colera]

Go to UK with Italian flag while you scream "Italy won, Italy won!". I think you will don't see next sunset.

 

[Remaincel]

Probably with a bag, I won't kill myself because I want to take some enemies with me to hell in minecraft

 

[AllejDon]

Im 22 years old KHHV incel NEET living with chronic ilnesses that prevent me from studymaxxing so I cant moneymaxx and due to constant ligheadedness and mental issues I cant really stand low wage jobs that involve dealing with annoying normies. I have been bullied in middle school and all the good friends I used to have left me due to me probably being annoying or bcs everyone simply hates and I was never supposed to exist.

Sounds exactly like my situation tbh. Bullied/ostracized in middle school, all friends left me, mental issues so can’t stand working as well

Sorry to hear the situation you’re in though. It sounds like hell, the world is fucking cruel, fuck humans tbh. I hate this fucking species and how cruel we can be.
Your best bet would probably be to just hang yourself, I don’t see any other way

 

[Hell]

No tall bridges?

 

[aGuyAlone]

Im 22 years old KHHV incel NEET living with chronic ilnesses that prevent me from studymaxxing so I cant moneymaxx and due to constant ligheadedness and mental issues I cant really stand low wage jobs that involve dealing with annoying normies. I have been bullied in middle school and all the good friends I used to have left me due to me probably being annoying or bcs everyone simply hates and I was never supposed to exist.

My narc father used to punch me in the head and now I think I have traumatic brain injury as a result. Not sure beacuse doctors cant find anything and on top of that they are being dismissive assholes. Cant get neetbux. My health conditions started in early 2020 and ever since that life has been living hell. Im just waiting to be homeless now. I have been getting heavily into phisophies such as pessimism nihilism antinatalism efilism etc . And I am misantrophe bcs most normies are annoying incosidereate cunts with zero empathy. To top it all off Im forced to live in eastern european shithole with narcisistic parents that makes this situation extra miserable. My life is living hell

What kind of painless methods are there. I read that gunshot to the head doesnt always kill you instantly. And even If I went with a gun where the fcuk would I get it in this shitty country guns are illegal in burgerland you are at least free to buy a gun and kill yourself.
admins pls approve post cant live like this anymore

Exit bag with helium. I would take some other drugs beforehand do. So your not too scared and pussy out I mean.

However killing yourself is cucked as hell in the first place. Your letting soyciety and eugenicist foids win. If you really think your actually going to suicide at least try your hand at crime maxxing first. Worst case scenario where you get caught you can just kill yourself later.

 

[RandomBroCel]

You will vomit as a reflex even if unconciouss.
Rope is the alternative if you have no gun.

Otherwise helium bag, but you need to get the right equipment and make sure there is no leakage.

waht about overdosing on sleeping pills in bathtub wiht water. Would I feel getting drowned to death

No tall bridges?

too painful and im too much of a pussy for it otherwise I would have jumped from my balcony already

Probably with a bag, I won't kill myself because I want to take some enemies with me to hell in minecraft

based

I actually came up with this idea. it requires some resource and that is anesthesia. administer it and blow the brains out
or taking sleeping pills with alcohol that will make your alcohol blood level increase .you would not feel any thing, then the body will stop breathing and the end.

Ye I was thinking of stealing some painkiller be it morphine aneshtesia or else but how would you aim properly if ur half dozed off

Nembutal. Also if your in Europe, maybe can get state sponsored euthanasia.

I could try switzerland but not sure if I qualify as a young person and I dont have actual diagnosis. Euthanasia is not legal in my country. Also switzerland euthanasia costs 10k euros which is annoying Dont have that kind of money and never will

 

[Negroid Berber]

Helium bag. Cheap, painless, effective.

do you have any guide to make one efficiently

 

[Deleted member 35171]

do you have any guide to make one efficiently

Google it my guy.
Helium is cheap and accessible. You can even order a tank online along with a respirator or a non-rebreather mask.
If you insist on making your own, you basically just need a bag, some tubing and tape. Good luck.

 

[Negroid Berber]

Google it my guy.
Helium is cheap and accessible. You can even order a tank online along with a rebreather mask. Good luck.

If it really isn't painful then it could be the best way to go.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

next time you see a garbage truck putting down a dumpster then dive quick af under it

 

[Deleted member 35171]

If it really isn't painful then it could be the best way to go.

It definitely is.

Btw in my previous post I meant to type "non-rebreather." Edited and fixed it now.

 

[Kamikaze]

You need a flow regulator.

 

[Deleted member 20195]

Look into an exit bag. It's painless and rather relaxing whist it lasts.

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[Kamikaze]

do you actually feel the nausea even if you vomit while being unconcious?

You dont feel much if unconcious. But the vomit reflex comes from the brain stem.

 

[Kamikaze]

what if i can feel it, but just cant express it?

like people paralysed by tetrodotoxin feel everything, but cant express anything coz they're paralysed, and helpless watching themselves die while being fully aware of it.

Then you are not unconscious.

 

[Wilfred]

Shotgun to the brainstem. From what I've read, if done correctly you don't even hear the shot or have any awareness of pulling the trigger.

 

[Julaybib]

stop being weak and move forward

 

[Cope_Time]

To top it all off Im forced to live in eastern european shithole

country guns are illegal in burgerland

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Go to UK with Italian flag while you scream "Italy won, Italy won!". I think you will don't see next sunset.

He said painlessly and instantly, not bloody and violent.

Shotgun to the brainstem. From what I've read, if done correctly you don't even hear the shot or have any awareness of pulling the trigger.

How would anyone know that?

 

[Saint Cho]

How would anyone know that?

look up 1444 suicide. dude blows his own head off with a saiga-12(I think) shotgun.

if aimed correctly, there's no brain left to process anything.

 

[Deleted member 35681]

look up 1444 suicide. dude blows his own head off with a saiga-12(I think) shotgun.

if aimed correctly, there's no brain left to process anything.

Can you demonstrate for us please.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

look up 1444 suicide. dude blows his own head off with a saiga-12(I think) shotgun.

if aimed correctly, there's no brain left to process anything.

Well, I know that. What I meant was how could anyone know you supposedly can't even hear the shot or have awareness of pulling the trigger. Pulling the trigger is a conscious action made before the brains are splattered.

Edit: Actually, I get the sound bit. It's just the trigger pulling not registering in the brain that I remain skeptical of.

 

[Deta97]

Alright… I wouldn’t normally do this. But I feel for you so here we go.

Yew poisoning (if you have the money or ability to get certain items depending on the recipe you follow; you must do it right, otherwise you will probably vomit and survive).

Sodium Nitrite (an overrated method in my book, but it should get the job done… if you don’t take a lot of vitamin C)

DDMP or a bootleg alternative known as “Protocol Nyan or Nyan Cocktail” - Cardiac Glycosides are painful by default, but most of the nasty symptoms are due to cholinergic agonism, which is manages by the use of muscarinic blockers like scopolamine, which is found in datura seeds). Otherwise, a right combination of drugs would make the method peaceful.

Tert Amyl Alcohol + Loperamide + PGP inhibitor - 2m2b is a very potent alcohol that is 20x as potent as ethanol in terms of sedation (was once used as an anesthetic), with a benefit in not being toxic to produce a hangover. 30ml is the lowest known lethal dosage. Considering my doubts on it being enough, I suggest an opiate, which if you cant access them, Loperamide (Immodium). Immodium is used by junkies for opiate withdrawl and at macrodoses, would produce opioid like effects. You’re gonna want to use p-glycoprotein inhibitors though to help it cross the blood brain barrier. It’s also cardiotoxic. I’m uncertain about loperamide combination as it probably hasn’t been used for suicide, but… I guess that’s it.

For the record, antiemetics are an absolute must. For Yews and Nyan/DDMP method, scopolamine would be the best candidate.

 

[Saint Cho]

Can you demonstrate for us please.

once i get the money for a scattergun

 

[Deleted member 36508]

Alright… I wouldn’t normally do this. But I feel for you so here we go.

Yew poisoning (if you have the money or ability to get certain items depending on the recipe you follow; you must do it right, otherwise you will probably vomit and survive).

Sodium Nitrite (an overrated method in my book, but it should get the job done… if you don’t take a lot of vitamin C)

DDMP or a bootleg alternative known as “Protocol Nyan or Nyan Cocktail” - Cardiac Glycosides are painful by default, but most of the nasty symptoms are due to cholinergic agonism, which is manages by the use of muscarinic blockers like scopolamine, which is found in datura seeds). Otherwise, a right combination of drugs would make the method peaceful.

Tert Amyl Alcohol + Loperamide + PGP inhibitor - 2m2b is a very potent alcohol that is 20x as potent as ethanol in terms of sedation (was once used as an anesthetic), with a benefit in not being toxic to produce a hangover. 30ml is the lowest known lethal dosage. Considering my doubts on it being enough, I suggest an opiate, which if you cant access them, Loperamide (Immodium). Immodium is used by junkies for opiate withdrawl and at macrodoses, would produce opioid like effects. You’re gonna want to use p-glycoprotein inhibitors though to help it cross the blood brain barrier. It’s also cardiotoxic. I’m uncertain about loperamide combination as it probably hasn’t been used for suicide, but… I guess that’s it.

For the record, antiemetics are an absolute must. For Yews and Nyan/DDMP method, scopolamine would be the best candidate.

Where and how to get all these stuffs?? Doesnt seems easy

 

[Deleted member 35681]

once i get the money for a scattergun

Based. I'll be waiting.

Alright… I wouldn’t normally do this. But I feel for you so here we go.

Yew poisoning (if you have the money or ability to get certain items depending on the recipe you follow; you must do it right, otherwise you will probably vomit and survive).

Sodium Nitrite (an overrated method in my book, but it should get the job done… if you don’t take a lot of vitamin C)

DDMP or a bootleg alternative known as “Protocol Nyan or Nyan Cocktail” - Cardiac Glycosides are painful by default, but most of the nasty symptoms are due to cholinergic agonism, which is manages by the use of muscarinic blockers like scopolamine, which is found in datura seeds). Otherwise, a right combination of drugs would make the method peaceful.

Tert Amyl Alcohol + Loperamide + PGP inhibitor - 2m2b is a very potent alcohol that is 20x as potent as ethanol in terms of sedation (was once used as an anesthetic), with a benefit in not being toxic to produce a hangover. 30ml is the lowest known lethal dosage. Considering my doubts on it being enough, I suggest an opiate, which if you cant access them, Loperamide (Immodium). Immodium is used by junkies for opiate withdrawl and at macrodoses, would produce opioid like effects. You’re gonna want to use p-glycoprotein inhibitors though to help it cross the blood brain barrier. It’s also cardiotoxic. I’m uncertain about loperamide combination as it probably hasn’t been used for suicide, but… I guess that’s it.

For the record, antiemetics are an absolute must. For Yews and Nyan/DDMP method, scopolamine would be the best candidate.

That looks like it's easy to fuck up.

 

[NothinButAComedy]

Hmmm Helium???

 

[AmnesiaHazecel]

look up your local basejump locations and jump

 

[Deleted member 19858]

jfl at the suicide theorizing in this shit thread, as if its some unknown enigma that nobody has attempted
if u actually wanted to kill urself, you would be dead by now, normies kill themselves everyday by jumping off building, overdose, and whatever else known methods
inb4 ''muh i dont wanna end up a veggie'' cope, it wont happen if ur iq is above 80

 

[RandomBroCel]

How would anyone know that?

Bcs its so quick its instant. problem is I dont know how to get guns

 

[Deleted member 140]

 

[Deathmint]

The common mistake, people learn from movies is to cut horizontally damaging hyoid bones and attached muscles, no doing much to major vessels.
What you do with this knowledge is up to you.

 

[Italian Incel]

don't do it man

 

[IamLost]

Im 22 years old KHHV incel NEET living with chronic ilnesses that prevent me from studymaxxing so I cant moneymaxx and due to constant ligheadedness and mental issues I cant really stand low wage jobs that involve dealing with annoying normies. I have been bullied in middle school and all the good friends I used to have left me due to me probably being annoying or bcs everyone simply hates and I was never supposed to exist.

My narc father used to punch me in the head and now I think I have traumatic brain injury as a result. Not sure beacuse doctors cant find anything and on top of that they are being dismissive assholes. Cant get neetbux. My health conditions started in early 2020 and ever since that life has been living hell. Im just waiting to be homeless now. I have been getting heavily into phisophies such as pessimism nihilism antinatalism efilism etc . And I am misantrophe bcs most normies are annoying incosidereate cunts with zero empathy. To top it all off Im forced to live in eastern european shithole with narcisistic parents that makes this situation extra miserable. My life is living hell

What kind of painless methods are there. I read that gunshot to the head doesnt always kill you instantly. And even If I went with a gun where the fcuk would I get it in this shitty country guns are illegal in burgerland you are at least free to buy a gun and kill yourself.
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Before you kill yourself, have you ever tried the best copes like gymceling and escortceling?

 

[CrackingYs]

If you can buy a gun then that is definitely the easiest. Kurt Cobain style.

Before you kill yourself, have you ever tried the best copes like gymceling and escortceling?

Yeah I think taking whatever money you have and go SEAmaxxing in the Phillipeans for a few months would be worth a try.