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JFL Homer Simpson Gets His Hair Back and Baldness in Fallout NV

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Chris Haversam is a character in the Fallout NV game that was sent to work at the reactor and often teased about being turned into a ghoul by the radiation. Thus when his hair began falling out, Chris believed this to be a sign of his inevitable ghoulification, rather than natural causes and subsequently left the vault. Ironically, a significant number of those who stayed in the vault were turned into ghouls. Believing himself to be a ghoul, Chris joined the Bright Brotherhood (who could not convince him that he was human) in 2279 to help them accomplish their goal. I guess in a lot of way I can relate to Mr. Haversam anyone that isn't experiencing baldness won't know the feeling of how your mind tries to rationalize your hairloss. "ohhh I must be sick", "How can I be balding if everyone in my family has hair", "how is this happeneing to me?" It really is a mind fuck that you never really do recover from most men seem like they're confident with it but the reality is that we are suffering everyday of our horrible existence. We live an existence where we might know people much older than us be it friends or family with full heads of hair scoring young poontang at 50 years old while us baldies that shaved our heads in our 20's either rot or have to settle with women twice our age that can't attract chad no mo but still want a young buck. Hypergamy sees our undesirable gene erased from mankind just because someone in fashion setting trends decided women shouldn't seek relationships with our kind. It's over, it's over.
 
Lol, Homer gets a promotion and better life just by getting his hair back. Blackpill.
 
Come Fly With Me is one of the most annoying quests. GO GET THE ISOTOPE NOW GO GET THE THRUST CONTROL MODULES GO BACK AND FOURTH TEN MOAR TIMES
 

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