HOLY SHIT there might be hope

[ghostcell]

So in the end I ended up with over 72 hours of not even a SINGLE like on my tinder WITH TINDER BOOSTS ACTIVE. I thought I would use my tinder gold to set my location in asia. I set it to Singapore.

I HAVE A LIKE WITHIN 1 HOUR!!!!!! WTF GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!


HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT 

When I saw that, and it was real, I started cheering on the train looked like a complete idiot holy shit

There might be hope if I just get the fuck out of my retarded ass country.

I'm gonna put everything on the line to get a job in Asia after my graduation next summer... holy fuck

There is hope for 5/10 whitecels: get the fuck out of the west.

I honestly hope I can find a job there and make this some sort of lifefuel if I can get a date in Asia.

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AAAAAAH IM GONAN FAINT SHE EVEN REPLIED TO MY MESSAGE QUITE QUICKLY

 

[/pol/cel]

The just swipe in Asia theory is no joke man. Im not even White and Ive had meagre success there. The true blackpill is that not all of us can just pack up and relocate to Asia. Jobs are scarce there and in your case Sinfapore is expensive af.

 

[ghostcell]

The just swipe in Asia theory is no joke man. Im not even White and Ive had meagre success there. The true blackpill is that not all of us can just pack up and relocate to Asia. Jobs are scarce there and in your case Sinfapore is expensive af.

i would live on a bowl of oats per day if it meant I could hold a girls hand

 

[Captvic]

i would live on a bowl of oats per day if it meant I could hold a girls hand

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Congrats ^^

 

[Weed]

Dude why Singapore? Try Thailand - Bangkok, Pattaya.
Try Philippines, Indonesia.

 

[ghostcell]

Dude why Singapore? Try Thailand - Bangkok, Pattaya.
Try Philippines, Indonesia.

In an ideal case I want to keep living in an English speaking country with high standard of living!!!

 

[gstvtrp]

I could never go to asia

 

[ghostcell]

I could never go to asia

if i literally get a job there i will fly you out for free and other incels

 

[hehe xd]

Just be white

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

one match isnt enough, you need more for solid proof.

 

[Anonymous]

BBC Theory or Just be white theory in Asia?

 

[_incelinside]

If you're white they assume you are rich and have status. Once they find out you don't you'll get ghosted. Alternatively they could be using you for your passport

 

[ghostcell]

BBC Theory or Just be white theory in Asia?

Just be white - I have been rated between 5 and 6 here. Literally 0 interest in my life where I live. This is lifefuel man holyshit, the only problem is getting there now

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If you're white they assume you are rich and have status. Once they find out you don't you'll get ghosted.

still better than being ghosted before I even open my mouth lol

and if i actually get a job, i might be able to become beta bucks

 

[Anonymous]

Just be white - I have been rated between 5 and 6 here. Literally 0 interest in my life where I live. This is lifefuel man holyshit, the only problem is getting there now

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still better than being ghosted before I even open my mouth lol

and if i actually get a job, i might be able to become beta bucks

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Wish you the best, you've ascended.

 

[mylifeistrash]

a PSL 6 and not even tinder matches in white countries?

holy shiiiiiiiiit

 

[ghostcell]

IM CRYING RN HOLY FKN@IHN#$H()#HH h3uh

 

[zebracrossing]

lol

I got a like two days back too, and as soon as I texted her, she not only unliked me but blocked me too! must be a "mistake swipe"

 

[Gone Coping]

If you're white they assume you are rich and have status. Once they find out you don't you'll get ghosted. Alternatively they could be using you for your passport

 

[ghostcell]

a PSL 6 and not even tinder matches in white countries?

holy shiiiiiiiiit

0.0 action back home and called ugly all the time, even zyros rated me 5.5/6, but i just cant get a date to save my life back home. asia would be perfect for me. i dont have yellow fever but any girl that shows interest in me is fine

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The next months will be focused on finding a job in Singapore after my graduation. If I land in Singapore and the plan is succesful I hope I can serve as an example for whitecels, the mods should ban me and put me in hall of fame ascended incels.

Holy shit this morning I legit felt like sui after my dream but this is some life fuel to work towards

 

[itsOVER]

In other news, the sun rose today in the East. Not having a go OP but most of us figured out it's easier in Asia a long time ago. The hard part is...assuming you don't have in demand skills, forget about ever being rich if you go to Asia.

However if you're studycel or NEETcel, JFL if you have no plans to move to Asia. JFL if you're in the UK and not getting your free CELTA and MEd, all provided by the government which will get you a decent job overseas. JFL if you're some office pen pushing wagecuck when the way out is literally right in front of your face.


Singapore is hardly the best country for this though. Try Vietnam or Thailand.

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If you're white they assume you are rich and have status. Once they find out you don't you'll get ghosted. Alternatively they could be using you for your passport

Massive cope boyo.

 

[ghostcell]

In other news, the sun rose today in the East. Not having a go OP but most of us figured out it's easier in Asia a long time ago. The hard part is...assuming you don't have in demand skills, forget about ever being rich if you go to Asia.

However if you're studycel or NEETcel, JFL if you have no plans to move to Asia. JFL if you're in the UK and not getting your free CELTA and MEd, all provided by the government which will get you a decent job overseas. JFL if you're some office pen pushing wagecuck when the way out is literally right in front of your face.


Singapore is hardly the best country for this though. Try Vietnam or Thailand.

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Massive cope boyo.

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I don't feel as confident moving to Vietnam or Thailand, I am a massive pussy and need 1st world amenities

 

[itsOVER]

I don't feel as confident moving to Vietnam or Thailand, I am a massive pussy and need 1st world amenities

Both countries will be significantly easier to get laid in than Singapore.

They'll certainly be easier to find middle class level employment in too.

 

[_incelinside]

In other news, the sun rose today in the East. Not having a go OP but most of us figured out it's easier in Asia a long time ago. The hard part is...assuming you don't have in demand skills, forget about ever being rich if you go to Asia.

However if you're studycel or NEETcel, JFL if you have no plans to move to Asia. JFL if you're in the UK and not getting your free CELTA and MEd, all provided by the government which will get you a decent job overseas. JFL if you're some office pen pushing wagecuck when the way out is literally right in front of your face.


Singapore is hardly the best country for this though. Try Vietnam or Thailand.

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Massive cope boyo.

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How so. If you're not attractive here what makes you attractive there

 

[itsOVER]

How so. If you're not attractive here what makes you attractive there

Today you learned: white women don't have the final say on what's attractive.

 

[MissingFaceDay]

1 like in an hour


An hour

Hour

 

[KilluminoidBR]

You are 6' 7" and 5/10... cant understand how you cant pick up a girl ._.

 

[_incelinside]

Today you learned: white women don't have the final say on what's attractive.

Educate me on how their primal attraction switches differ due to their race

 

[ghostcell]

1 like in an hour


An hour

Hour

yep. compare this to 0 likes in days of tinder AND bumble in my home country. this is fucking retarded but its lifefuel

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You are 6' 7" and 5/10... cant understand how you cant pick up a girl ._.

i don't meet women's retarded standards in my home country apparently. i cant even get a tinder match or message back on facebook/whatsapp

 

[/pol/cel]

In other news, the sun rose today in the East. Not having a go OP but most of us figured out it's easier in Asia a long time ago. The hard part is...assuming you don't have in demand skills, forget about ever being rich if you go to Asia.

However if you're studycel or NEETcel, JFL if you have no plans to move to Asia. JFL if you're in the UK and not getting your free CELTA and MEd, all provided by the government which will get you a decent job overseas. JFL if you're some office pen pushing wagecuck when the way out is literally right in front of your face.


Singapore is hardly the best country for this though. Try Vietnam or Thailand.

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Massive cope boyo.

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Do you absolutly need a CELTA cert? Im a Canadafag and its costs money here. I really dont want to take sone bullshit course though If I can bypass it altogether. Can I just show up in Thailand with nothing?

 

[opsec]

pro tip op. if you bought it through google play, refund it. you get the money back and keep tinder gold for the rest of the month.

 

[pakicel]

However if you're studycel or NEETcel, JFL if you have no plans to move to Asia. JFL if you're in the UK and not getting your free CELTA and MEd, all provided by the government which will get you a decent job overseas. JFL if you're some office pen pushing wagecuck when the way out is literally right in front of your face.

CELTA is like £1000+ in UK

 

[theultimate341]

I’m proud of you

 

[itsOVER]

Do you absolutly need a CELTA cert? Im a Canadafag and its costs money here. I really dont want to take sone bullshit course though If I can bypass it altogether. Can I just show up in Thailand with nothing?

Yeah you can, don't worry boyo (you need a college degree though to get a work permit). Ukcels get the CELTA for free through the government so it's worth it for them.

Ukcels generally have a pretty decent deal when it comes to bolting abroad to teach English. Government loans (I.e free money as u never pay it back) all the way up to PhD level, and CELTA for free too. No fucking excuses, if you're white and in the UK and don't move to Asia you've made the CHOICE to pursue money over pussy.

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CELTA is like £1000+ in UK

Google 'advanced learner loan'. You can get it for free through that scheme boyo.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I really wanna take a vacation in Thailand, I get about a couple matches a day there. I can't really afford it with these NEET bucks, but the urge to get my dick wet is so powerful.

 

[theultimate341]

I really wanna take a vacation in Thailand, I get about a couple matches a day there. I can't really afford it with these NEET bucks, but the urge to get my dick wet is so powerful.

Get a job

 

[itsOVER]

Educate me on how their primal attraction switches differ due to their race

Because Asian guys are tiny and beta as fuck, the standards to get laid in Asia are a lot lower. Girls aren't celibate just because they saw a picture of Bieber on TV...they take the best they can...but the best in Asia is ccmplete dogshit compared to the best in the west. So if you're some PSL 3-5 you'l do much better in Asia as you'l be a PSL 5-8 over there. And unless you'e a turbo manlet your height won't be an issue. ADiane don' go to the gym so if you do you've got a small competitive advantage there.

Tons of reasons boyo, but you'e asking the wrong questions. You're starting with the assumption that white women have the final say, and if whites don't find you hot than anything else must be coping. The reality of it is - trying to get with white girls is life on legendary difficulty, whereas in Asia it's on easy/normal difficulty...the way it was meant to be...

 

[pakicel]

Do you absolutly need a CELTA cert? Im a Canadafag and its costs money here. I really dont want to take sone bullshit course though If I can bypass it altogether. Can I just show up in Thailand with nothing?

Yeah you can, don't worry boyo (you need a college degree though to get a work permit). Ukcels get the CELTA for free through the government so it's worth it for them.
Ukcels generally have a pretty decent deal when it comes to bolting abroad to teach English. Government loans (I.e free money as u never pay it back) all the way up to PhD level, and CELTA for free too. No fucking excuses, if you're white and in the UK and don't move to Asia you've made the CHOICE to pursue money over pussy.

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CELTA is like £1000+ in UK

Google 'advanced learner loan'. You can get it for free through that scheme boyo.

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Nice have you done it?

 

[Vision]

The just swipe in Asia theory is no joke man. Im not even White and Ive had meagre success there. The true blackpill is that not all of us can just pack up and relocate to Asia. Jobs are scarce there and in your case Sinfapore is expensive af.

Definitely won’t work for curries though

 

[/pol/cel]

Definitely won’t work for curries though

Wrong boyo. I am a curry.

 

[itsOVER]

Nice have you done it?

Yes. Completing my MA now...classes finish at the end of March at which point it'll be bye fucking bye to this shithole country forever.

Any UKcel could do the same, MA TESOL/MA Education and CELTA combined take like 1 year. And 5 months of that is dissertation writing which you can normally do from overseas anyway. There's government loans to cover literally every penny of the tuition fees. JFL at wagecucking or NEETcelling when the way out is all provided for you. 2 years ago this shit wasn't possible qualifications wise but the recent loans brought in make it very easy to do.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Get a job

I can't do anything. LDAR is only option.

 

[pakicel]

Any UKcel could do the same, MA TESOL/MA Education and CELTA combined take like 1 year. And 5 months of that is dissertation writing which you can normally do from overseas anyway. There's government loans to cover literally every penny of the tuition fees. JFL at wagecucking or NEETcelling when the way out is all provided for you. 2 years ago this shit wasn't possible qualifications wise but the recent loans brought in make it very easy to do.

don't you need UK classroom experience before working abroad?

 

[ghostcell]

I can't do anything. LDAR is only option.

i will literally fly you out on my costs, if my plan is succesful.

 

[/pol/cel]

Yes. Completing my MA now...classes finish at the end of March at which point it'll be bye fucking bye to this shithole country forever.

Any UKcel could do the same, MA TESOL/MA Education and CELTA combined take like 1 year. And 5 months of that is dissertation writing which you can normally do from overseas anyway. There's government loans to cover literally every penny of the tuition fees. JFL at wagecucking or NEETcelling when the way out is all provided for you. 2 years ago this shit wasn't possible qualifications wise but the recent loans brought in make it very easy to do.

If you manage to score a decent job there can you hook me up?

 

[itsOVER]

don't you need UK classroom experience before working abroad?

No. The vast majority of teachers in SEA had no experience when they arrived.

You don't strictly NEED anything except a BA in any subject, but the quals I've spoken about are both quick to get and will make your life a lot easier when it comes to higher paying jobs. You'l never be rich but who cares about money when you have pussy? 1 year of time investment is kinda worth it in the long run to get qualified up but if life in the west is truly unbearable and you have a BA you could book the next flight put of there and ultimately you'd be fine.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

i will literally fly you out on my costs, if my plan is succesful.

Yea boi, let's go get our dicks wet together.

 

[itsOVER]

If you manage to score a decent job there can you hook me up?

Sure but trust me jobs are easy to find. Get a flight, google Thailand English teaching jobs...get applying to positions. You'll find something guaranteed.

 

[/pol/cel]

Sure but trust me jobs are easy to find. Get a flight, google Thailand English teaching jobs...get applying to positions. You'll find something guaranteed.

Well Ive got B.A in a completely useless subject but my plan is so save up a decent amount of money before booking the flight. Ultimately I plan to go around SEA before stopping in Thailand for a month and seeing if I can land a job to stay there. I will be screwed though if I dont find anything.

 

[itsOVER]

Well Ive got B.A in a completely useless subject but my plan is so save up a decent amount of money before booking the flight. Ultimately I plan to go around SEA before stopping in Thailand for a month and seeing if I can land a job to stay there. I will be screwed though if I dont find anything.

How much cash are you going with?

Don't worry my BA is in a useless subject too.