So I was walking back home from my master's degree. It was late, around 9 pm (21:00). As I was walking on this poorly-lit street, I noticed this somewhat hot but trashy woman. She was around 30 years old. At this moment in time I was fed up with my situation, a virgin at this age, and I was also very horny. So I did something I never did before: I hit on her.
She was smoking a cigarette, so I asked if I could borrow one of hers and join her and smoke with her. Mind you, I don't smoke, but I was willing to do anything at this point. So I asked her for a cigarette, and she winks at me and says "Sure, sweet cheeks". At this point my heart was racing, that reaction combined with my pent-up libido made me almost convinced that I'd have sex if I played my cards right. So as I'm smoking that cigarette, we get to talking, and we really hit it off. In merely a few minutes, I thought I was about to have sex (cause mind you, this chick was obviously a little trashy). Anyway, as I'm finishing the second cigarette I've borrowed, she hits me up with: "Well, aren't you gonna pay me for the cigarettes?". I was floored, shocked. But, my hopes weren't lost yet. I thought that maybe if she's willing to sell cigarettes, maybe she's willing to sell sex too. But immediately, my hopes were dashed, as I noticed at about that time that the girl was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era so I told her: here, you can have your three fiddy for your cigarettes, and I ran away home, completely convinced that I'm going to die a virgin.
She was smoking a cigarette, so I asked if I could borrow one of hers and join her and smoke with her. Mind you, I don't smoke, but I was willing to do anything at this point. So I asked her for a cigarette, and she winks at me and says "Sure, sweet cheeks". At this point my heart was racing, that reaction combined with my pent-up libido made me almost convinced that I'd have sex if I played my cards right. So as I'm smoking that cigarette, we get to talking, and we really hit it off. In merely a few minutes, I thought I was about to have sex (cause mind you, this chick was obviously a little trashy). Anyway, as I'm finishing the second cigarette I've borrowed, she hits me up with: "Well, aren't you gonna pay me for the cigarettes?". I was floored, shocked. But, my hopes weren't lost yet. I thought that maybe if she's willing to sell cigarettes, maybe she's willing to sell sex too. But immediately, my hopes were dashed, as I noticed at about that time that the girl was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era so I told her: here, you can have your three fiddy for your cigarettes, and I ran away home, completely convinced that I'm going to die a virgin.
