news years = drinking, sex, socializing
Special event: some dumbass count down
OH MUH GAWD ITS A NEW YEAR ON SOME MADE UP CALENDAR
NO WAY NIGGA. I don’t care what year it is or how old I am, time moves forward and nothing changes. Years mean nothing to me anymore
New Year’s Day = drinking, sex, socializing. Special event: hang overs and coping that you already failed your dumbass resolution.
What a dumbass holiday literally who cares, pointless to even bitch about
Valentine’s Day = SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. Special event: SEX
worst day for our demographic, a literal fuck you to us all. It’s just a bunch primates showing off their sexual victory to everyone. The only Valentine’s Day I celebrate is Jill Valentine Day.
Saint Patrick day = drinking, drinking and fighting. Special event: drunk drivers
Dumbass holiday don’t care to even bitch about it. Apparently the Irish don’t even celebrate it
Easter = slop, slop and slop
Special event = diabetes
Just another Christian holiday they bastardized, instead of it being about the resurrection of Jesus they made it about some dumbass bunny that gives kids diabetes
4th of July = drinking, sex, fights, drinking. Special event: dumbass fireworks
Of course nobody even cares that it’s about the founding of our nation, like that even matters anyway because American is totally alien now compared to how it was in 1776. But yeah atleast the fireworks are kinda cool
Halloween = satanism, sex, drinking, whores dressing half naked, diabetes
Special event: random kids knock on your door asking for literal slop
Don’t care, i just stay inside so people don’t think am a pedo looking for kids. Even as a kid I never really cared. Would just wear a shitty mask knock on a few doors and then get bored.
Thanksgiving = slop, yelling at family members and drinking
Special event: turkey or something
Idk probably the most boring holiday tbh
Christmas = Peak consumerism
Special event: consumerism
Just another Christian holiday they ruined m. Ngl I loved this holiday as a kid. Was also hyped for some plastic crap that i would forget about in five minutes. I don’t know I would get so hyped for it lol
Yeah that’s about it
To sum it all up holidays are just an excuse for people to drink and have sex.
Special event: some dumbass count down
OH MUH GAWD ITS A NEW YEAR ON SOME MADE UP CALENDAR
NO WAY NIGGA. I don’t care what year it is or how old I am, time moves forward and nothing changes. Years mean nothing to me anymore New Year’s Day = drinking, sex, socializing. Special event: hang overs and coping that you already failed your dumbass resolution.
What a dumbass holiday literally who cares, pointless to even bitch about
Valentine’s Day = SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. Special event: SEX
worst day for our demographic, a literal fuck you to us all. It’s just a bunch primates showing off their sexual victory to everyone. The only Valentine’s Day I celebrate is Jill Valentine Day.
Saint Patrick day = drinking, drinking and fighting. Special event: drunk drivers
Dumbass holiday don’t care to even bitch about it. Apparently the Irish don’t even celebrate it
Easter = slop, slop and slop
Special event = diabetes
Just another Christian holiday they bastardized, instead of it being about the resurrection of Jesus they made it about some dumbass bunny that gives kids diabetes
4th of July = drinking, sex, fights, drinking. Special event: dumbass fireworks
Of course nobody even cares that it’s about the founding of our nation, like that even matters anyway because American is totally alien now compared to how it was in 1776. But yeah atleast the fireworks are kinda cool
Halloween = satanism, sex, drinking, whores dressing half naked, diabetes
Special event: random kids knock on your door asking for literal slop
Don’t care, i just stay inside so people don’t think am a pedo looking for kids. Even as a kid I never really cared. Would just wear a shitty mask knock on a few doors and then get bored.
Thanksgiving = slop, yelling at family members and drinking
Special event: turkey or something
Idk probably the most boring holiday tbh
Christmas = Peak consumerism
Special event: consumerism
Just another Christian holiday they ruined m. Ngl I loved this holiday as a kid. Was also hyped for some plastic crap that i would forget about in five minutes. I don’t know I would get so hyped for it lol
Yeah that’s about it
To sum it all up holidays are just an excuse for people to drink and have sex.
