JFL Hippo was ready to give these normies their last visit

[WØLF]

View: https://worldstarhiphop.com/embed/188488

While many of us might draw the conclusion that these water dwelling mammals are gentle giants due to their cute appearance, the fact is that a hippo attack can be more vicious than a shark attack. Causing an estimated 2,900 deaths annually (as compared to only 22 for lions), they are among the most dangerous and aggressive of all mammals.

In the wild, they have been seen killing and eating crocodiles and biting boats in half. The outgoing, adventurous normies on board then either drown or are killed by the animals themselves. Weighing an average of 1,500 kg, with canine and deadly incisors that grow continuously, reaching up to an impressive 20 inches long, it’s certainly a beast you wouldn’t want to face up against.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Ic

 

[WØLF]

Ic

Everyone thinks lions (the gigachads of the animal kingdom) are the strongest, but hippos mog them to oblivion in just about every department but appearance

moo

Wrong animal GrAycel

 

[LesscoBlob]

Everyone thinks lions (the gigachads of the animal kingdom) are the strongest, but hippos mog them to oblivion in just about every department but appearance

Lion is my spirit animal by birthday

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Over for hippocels. Mogged by land normie creatures

 

[WØLF]

Lion is my spirit animal by birthday

>grown ass man believing in astrology

 

[LesscoBlob]

>grown ass man believing in astrology

I don't believe in astrology.

 

[WØLF]

I don't believe in astrology.

In astrology, Leo is the fifth sign of the zodiac, considered as governing the period from about July 23 to about August 22. Its representation as a lion is usually linked with the Nemean lion slain by Heracles (Hercules).

 

[LesscoBlob]

In astrology, Leo is the fifth sign of the zodiac, considered as governing the period from about July 23 to about August 22. Its representation as a lion is usually linked with the Nemean lion slain by Heracles (Hercules).

I actually have a friend named Heracles

 

[WØLF]

I actually have a friend named Heracles

There's a 50% chance he's an incel with a goofy ahh name like that

 

[LesscoBlob]

There's a 50% chance he's an incel with a goofy ahh name like that

He's a Low Tier Normie so I don't think he's ever had a gf

 

[WØLF]

He's a Low Tier Normie so I don't think he's ever had a gf

I see low tier normies with girlfriends all the time. He’ll be fine if he’s a cumskin or 6 ft

 

[LesscoBlob]

I see low tier normies with girlfriends all the time. He’ll be fine if he’s a cumskin or 6 ft

He's not tall, but yes he's white.

 

[WØLF]

he's white.

There may be hope for him yet

 

[LesscoBlob]

There may be hope for him yet

I think he'll ascend in uni. He's 17 and studying to give exams currently.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I thought it was going to be a post about an IT moderator, from the title.