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I want to commit suicide with Jill Valentine
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One day during PE our dumbass class was using the cafeteria as a gym for some stupid gay nonsense related to running laps and scoring points N sheit fam
There was a corner that had this big ass metal door that connected to a freezer or something idk but a bunch of normies were knocking on this metal door when then went past it
Anyway I decided to “blend en with dey youth” and knocked on the door to, as I walked away (too lazy to run) this big fat nigga who looked like JD Vance aggressively opened the door and yelled a bunch of gibberish at the normies behind me in a Scottish or welsh accent? (we’re in north California lol) I think he called some 14 year old beanbag a “gimp” or something but I couldn’t remember what he said because of the wild accent, I just remember speeding up my paste
Needless to say they put the blame on me for it lol, do you guys remember that fake old YouTube video of the grandma that shoots you in COD MW2 if you shoot and fashbang her door? Well it reminded me of that
One day I got sent to the principal’s office and they literally patted me down and searched evey item in my backpack because I looked up stuff about the eastern front and was drawing nazi stuff in math class. I had to show the principal my stupid kindergartner tier 2D art of WW2 German troops/vehicles. I didn’t really get in trouble but I was under more pressure form the school afterwards
Uh I can’t really think of any other stories at the moment, I just randomly remembered the first story and decided to share the second story as a bonus or something
But I do remember my Indian friend showing me that cartel beheading video, I don’t really know why but I think that’s a universal experience for most people in high school being shown gore for no fucking reason
I guess the average high school experience now in 2025 is getting beaten by blacks and reading George Floyd books
There was a corner that had this big ass metal door that connected to a freezer or something idk but a bunch of normies were knocking on this metal door when then went past it
Anyway I decided to “blend en with dey youth” and knocked on the door to, as I walked away (too lazy to run) this big fat nigga who looked like JD Vance aggressively opened the door and yelled a bunch of gibberish at the normies behind me in a Scottish or welsh accent? (we’re in north California lol) I think he called some 14 year old beanbag a “gimp” or something but I couldn’t remember what he said because of the wild accent, I just remember speeding up my paste
Needless to say they put the blame on me for it lol, do you guys remember that fake old YouTube video of the grandma that shoots you in COD MW2 if you shoot and fashbang her door? Well it reminded me of that
One day I got sent to the principal’s office and they literally patted me down and searched evey item in my backpack because I looked up stuff about the eastern front and was drawing nazi stuff in math class. I had to show the principal my stupid kindergartner tier 2D art of WW2 German troops/vehicles. I didn’t really get in trouble but I was under more pressure form the school afterwards
Uh I can’t really think of any other stories at the moment, I just randomly remembered the first story and decided to share the second story as a bonus or something
But I do remember my Indian friend showing me that cartel beheading video, I don’t really know why but I think that’s a universal experience for most people in high school being shown gore for no fucking reason
I guess the average high school experience now in 2025 is getting beaten by blacks and reading George Floyd books





