Based High IQ: why are there no foid-hobbits in any of PetER Jackson’s films?

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Title.

This particular question is deepER than, “Why didn’t they just ride the eagles to Mordor?”

I can’t remember seeing one foid-hobbit… why is that?

I know that hobbits are meant to be friendly - so maybe that is why there are no foid-hobbits featured in the films…

It is a question that has been bothering me lately…

 

[Stupid Clown]

There's a ton of foid hobbits in fellowship of the ring and Sam marries Rose.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

There's a ton of foid hobbits in fellowship of the ring and Sam marries Rose.

That scene at the party… besides that, you could mistake them all for being faggots. Thank you. I forgot about the party scene…

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

There's a ton of foid hobbits in fellowship of the ring and Sam marries Rose.

if it wasn’t for me watching deep dive videos on JewTube, I would have not even honed in on the party scene and Rose - the theatrical movies made the fellowship look like a sausage fest.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

There's a ton of foid hobbits in fellowship of the ring and Sam marries Rose.

I made this thread, because in the LOTR lore (Rings of PowER included) foid-elves are featured often (and they fight with bows and arrows) - but, no foid-hobbits… it’s curious.

You can’t argue - “Oh, well hobbits can’t fight - when LOTR continually features groups of male hobbits going on adventures.”

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

maybe you're thinking of the hobbit films made in 2013 and later.
foid wise, the role of Arwen was expanded a lot compared to the books to make the adventure less "sausage fest", but this expansion wasn't too annoying unless you're a LOTR books purist and idgaf about that

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

And now I remember P.J. squeezed his daughter into a scene as a foid-hobbit… That one party scene is it! If you miss the foid-hobbits in the party scene - you could mistake them all for being faggots, I know my mom and I did.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I must say, as a 33-year-old wizard, Gandalf saying, “A wizard is nevER late,” really makes me feel good.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qglEeUSqgu4&pp=ygUIS

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

125,000 views in 3 days on JewTube:


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=alOGSooSqmM

 

[Stupid Clown]

I made this thread, because in the LOTR lore (Rings of PowER included) foid-elves are featured often (and they fight with bows and arrows) - but, no foid-hobbits… it’s curious.

You can’t argue - “Oh, well hobbits can’t fight - when LOTR continually features groups of male hobbits going on adventures.”

The female elves didn't fight in the books. That's something Jackson introduced with the movies when he replaced Glorfindel with her.

I must say, as a 33-year-old wizard, Gandalf saying, “A wizard is nevER late,” really makes me feel good.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qglEeUSqgu4&pp=ygUIS

Cozy

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

There's a ton of foid hobbits in fellowship of the ring and Sam marries Rose.

My mother and I seriously feared Frodo was a faggot.

Literally posted 3 days ago on JewTube:


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KvyEAL-hUk&pp=ygUSU2Ft

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

My mother and I seriously feared Frodo was a faggot.

Literally posted 3 days ago on JewTube:


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KvyEAL-hUk&pp=ygUSU2Ft

Frodo is vERy “sweet”… you know? - Frodo, would enjoy getting assaulted by Donovan if he were Guts in “Berserk.”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

My mother and I seriously feared Frodo was a faggot.

Literally posted 3 days ago on JewTube:


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KvyEAL-hUk&pp=ygUSU2Ft

I knew the narrator would claim trauma!

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

My mother and I seriously feared Frodo was a faggot.

Literally posted 3 days ago on JewTube:


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KvyEAL-hUk&pp=ygUSU2Ft

The narrator can’t win with this video - people will just claim that Frodo was a faggot.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

lotr but it's just vaguely homoerotic moments between frodo and sam​

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e41uBFJsTcw&pp=ygUJRnJvZG8g

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

lotr but it's just vaguely homoerotic moments between frodo and sam​

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e41uBFJsTcw&pp=ygUJRnJvZG8g

That - is why I enjoyed the “Harry Potter” films more.