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[Whitepill] (HIGH EFFORT POST) WHITEPILL JEDI LIVING GUIDE

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WARNING: This only applies to certain people, those who live in America take notes.
[Variations of this can exist but require YOU to change certain things in this guide to better fit your situation/circumstances]

To begin, this post is going to be an upgraded, more in depth and refined version of a post I created when I first joined .is

If you are sick and tired of living in soyciety I am offering you a way to become a fellow whitepill Jedi and escape it all!
To accomplish this you must do the following:

Firstly, get a job, this plan doesn't require a high paying job rather any entry level job that pays roughly $17.00 - $20.00 an hour, 40 hours a week.
I would personally recommend jobs like Amazon Warehouse, any night shift job, or remote work, (best for introverted incels like myself)

Once you have said job, you will live as frugally as possible, save money in every way you can, if you can live with your parents for free (or low rent) do this, if you cant then find a cheap apartment near you $800 - $1100, for a studio/single person apartment.
(You can also do side hustles like Door Dash, Instacart, yard work, crypto, stocks etc.)

The savings goal is roughly, $25k - $45k, this will cover the cost of the land you will buy!

"What land?" you might ask.

I am speaking about rural plots of land nigga, you can buy a 3-7 acre plot of land in these states, (Maine, West Virginia, Arkansas, Missouri, and New Mexico) for $25k - $45k.

Things to look out for before purchasing, make sure it has road access, consider the zoning laws, check what needs permits and requirements you need for the county you purchase in.

Once you have the property don't rush moving there keep your current job, and continue saving

Now what's next is purchasing the cabin. and an outhouse where your toilet and shower would be, I would recommend getting a 400 sq ft blueprint for a cabin you can build, it will cost you roughly $12k - $15k in materials, permits, and other miscellaneous things.

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you can get a solar right setup that cost's roughly $4k and that supports a fridge, computer, a light, etc.

The solar rig setup I have decided to go with is the BLUETTI Apex 300 and the solar panels that fit its capacity in terms of charging.

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You can now have internet once that is setup via STARLINK satellite internet.

Depending on the state you choose, you might need heating or cooling, for Maine (the best state) you will need a wood stove, it burns off logs of wood heating your home, (can be used to cook food as well), so you can either use the wood on your plot of land or buy it, I am going to just chop the wood I own and store it in a way to keep it dry.

For water you would use either a well or a water catcher/filtration system, I would personally use a water catcher system because its cheaper and easier.
You would save big on this because.. well it's free water.

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So, after all is said and done, you will now own a noice piece of property you could sell later on if you want, live extremely cheaply only paying for necessities such as, car insurance, food, phone bill, and Starlink internet, this varies depending on how much you eat etc, but your yearly expenses should come out to around $9k - $12k.

To put that in perspective that's how much JUST rent costs for a year if you are living in an apartment (goycattle cages).

So once you are all setup now you can essentially just NEET forever, there are multiple options for work cycles.

1. You work for a few years, then live off the savings being unemployed rinse and repeat.

2. You do seasonal/part-time work and then spend the rest of the year relaxing. (typically 4 months out of a year then you have 8 months of relaxing)

3. You can do option 3 but during downtime (unemployment/living off savings) you can do side stuff like Door Dash for more money, just quick and easy.


All and all this provides us incels with a life free of the stresses that normies have to deal with, we also get good isolation because we live on large properties away from neighbors and roomate's etc.​



DOWNSIDES:

REQUIRES YOU TO LIVE FAR AWAY FROM SOYCIETY, (20-30 MINUTE DRIVE TO CLOSEST TOWN USUALLY)
CAN BE HARD TO BUILD CABIN FOR LOWIQCELS.
IF YOU DISLIKE COLD ENVIRONMENTS SOME OF THE STATES YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE!


@ihatelife2 @IWWorkER
 
Firstly, get a job, this plan doesn't require a high paying job rather any entry level job that pays roughly $17.00 - $20.00 an hour, 40 hours a week.
I would personally recommend jobs like Amazon Warehouse, any night shift job, or remote work, (best for introverted incels like myself)
I would recommand getting a job where your learn a skill that will help you achieve this, like in construction for example.
If you need a degree for it I'd recommand doing an apprenticeship, though I don't know if it pays well in the US.
you can get a solar right setup that cost's roughly $4k and that supports a fridge, computer, a light, etc.
I would not do this personally, solar panels take decades to be profitable, if they ever are.
If your goal is to ve independent though, I'd just tell you to get an oil-powered generator, and reduce you electricity consumption/dependency, but I guess some people here are tech addicts.
your yearly expenses should come out to around $9k - $12k.
That's still a lot... if you can just live with your parents or relatives I'd recommand just doing that for a while.

Personally, I might go homeless and live in my car soon, simply because rent is too expensive for me and I have no relatives nearby my next workplace...
 
To save even more money long term, you could try growing your own vegetables, have some chickens for eggs. Make your own bread.
It is a good idea but some NDcels like me can't get a job.
 
I’ll begin my training this summer
 
To save even more money long term, you could try growing your own vegetables, have some chickens for eggs. Make your own bread.
It is a good idea but some NDcels like me can't get a job.
True but this gets pretty advanced and would honestly be better fit for a separate post/pt.2
 
That's still a lot... if you can just live with your parents or relatives I'd recommand just doing that for a while.
This guide is meant for people who cant live with relatives
 
This guide is meant for people who cant live with relatives
Ah my B :feelsokman:
Also I'd advice not to touch any crypto, this stuff is just a casino at this point :feelsokman:
 
Ah my B :feelsokman:
Also I'd advice not to touch any crypto, this stuff is just a casino at this point :feelsokman:
I am not familiar with it tbh but just threw it out there cuz why not
 
Which remote job is possible without qualifications, experience and formal higher education?
 
Ludditemaxxing
 
Pretty solid plan actually I have the job part down
 
Blackpill Sith
 

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