News Hey uhh, did you know that other people have sex?

[SlayerSlayer]

This is a conversation between a man who has sex, and a man who is sexually deficient:

Peter: Hey uhh, did you know that other people have sex?

Samson: it's true. And they are having babies too.

Peter: Wow. That's news. Umm, so, do you think you will have kids someday?

Samson: Why yes, I plan on having three. Three sons. I want to name one of them junior.

Peter: Oh my. Three sons is quite prolific. And Junior. You must feel very proud of yourself. Having sex is quite the accomplishment.

Samson: I have sex because I believe in myself.

Peter: That seems correct.

Samson. And my sons will go to Stanford and get into Heaven.

Peter: Heaven is quite prestigious. How do you know your sons wont be heathens?

Samson: I know because they will ask for forgiveness, and I will pray for them, and God will answer my prayers because of my faith.

Peter: I will pray for you, that your sons will get admitted to Heaven, and Stanford.

Samson: Cuck

Peter: what?

Samson: I am just a lucky guy. I have a WIFE who BELIEVES IN ME. AND WE HAVE SEX EVERY DAY, and God has granted me the right to nut in her vagina, and we will make the most of life yes.

Peter: Do you have any life advice?

Samson: Yes, believe in yourself and you can do anything.

Peter: Anything?

Samson: Anything

Peter: Okay.

And so they raised glasses to toast, and Peter had sex

THE END

 

[Animecel2D]

Just believe in yourself bro

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

I was not aware of this and I'm now devastated

 

[VλREN]

his granny got blown up by a bazooka

 

[SewerGoat]

This is a conversation between a man who has sex, and a man who is sexually deficient:

Peter: Hey uhh, did you know that other people have sex?

Samson: it's true. And they are having babies too.

Peter: Wow. That's news. Umm, so, do you think you will have kids someday?

Samson: Why yes, I plan on having three. Three sons. I want to name one of them junior.

Peter: Oh my. Three sons is quite prolific. And Junior. You must feel very proud of yourself. Having sex is quite the accomplishment.

Samson: I have sex because I believe in myself.

Peter: That seems correct.

Samson. And my sons will go to Stanford and get into Heaven.

Peter: Heaven is quite prestigious. How do you know your sons wont be heathens?

Samson: I know because they will ask for forgiveness, and I will pray for them, and God will answer my prayers because of my faith.

Peter: I will pray for you, that your sons will get admitted to Heaven, and Stanford.

Samson: Cuck

Peter: what?

Samson: I am just a lucky guy. I have a WIFE who BELIEVES IN ME. AND WE HAVE SEX EVERY DAY, and God has granted me the right to nut in her vagina, and we will make the most of life yes.

Peter: Do you have any life advice?

Samson: Yes, believe in yourself and you can do anything.

Peter: Anything?

Samson: Anything

Peter: Okay.

And so they raised glasses to toast, and Peter had sex

THE END

Not my worst read. I am happy Peter got a happy End. I was really rooting for him. See dirty inkwells... Everything is possible. Go touch some grass bro

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

fake

 

[Xul]

Bootstraps

 

[Falkone]

Believe in yourself is the biggest scam

 

[MoroccanFarmer]

Peak

 

[Wolfstorm]

Just believe in yourself bro

 

[Spiteful Mutant]

I was not aware of this and I'm now devastated

 

[Mohamedömar]

Believe in yourself is the biggest scam

 

[Risky2Risky]

This is a conversation between a man who has sex, and a man who is sexually deficient:

Peter: Hey uhh, did you know that other people have sex?

Samson: it's true. And they are having babies too.

Peter: Wow. That's news. Umm, so, do you think you will have kids someday?

Samson: Why yes, I plan on having three. Three sons. I want to name one of them junior.

Peter: Oh my. Three sons is quite prolific. And Junior. You must feel very proud of yourself. Having sex is quite the accomplishment.

Samson: I have sex because I believe in myself.

Peter: That seems correct.

Samson. And my sons will go to Stanford and get into Heaven.

Peter: Heaven is quite prestigious. How do you know your sons wont be heathens?

Samson: I know because they will ask for forgiveness, and I will pray for them, and God will answer my prayers because of my faith.

Peter: I will pray for you, that your sons will get admitted to Heaven, and Stanford.

Samson: Cuck

Peter: what?

Samson: I am just a lucky guy. I have a WIFE who BELIEVES IN ME. AND WE HAVE SEX EVERY DAY, and God has granted me the right to nut in her vagina, and we will make the most of life yes.

Peter: Do you have any life advice?

Samson: Yes, believe in yourself and you can do anything.

Peter: Anything?

Samson: Anything

Peter: Okay.

And so they raised glasses to toast, and Peter had sex

THE END

Isn’t that the thing where she touches the man’s pp?? That’s gross and will give u cooties

 

[subhuman0]

Believe in yourself is the biggest scam

Just give up is the best advice in most cases.