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Hey incels if you have a car, which one do you have?

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Tell me
 
@Irredeemable
 
I have a nice car, a BMW.
 
I'm too paranoid to disclose the make and model, so I'll just say that it is a 201x hatchback with a 100hp diesel engine, sports coilovers, racing seats, a roll bar, serious weight reduction and the widest tires I could legally mount.

It eats corners like I eat oats, and I eat a lot of oats.
 
I have a red Grand Cherokee.
 
@Irredeemable
He doesn't even have a license, thats how incel he is
man....
Norwoodrage

I have a nice car, a BMW.
brag
 
the only nice thing I have black on black infiniti g37x
 
whats this singers name?
 
brag

Tbh, sedans or wagons would imply you have friends and a family of your own. Pickup trucks are for gigachads. A coupe is perfect for incels.
My BMW is a coupe, a 2 series, so it's the incel BMW
 
don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs. no women in my life, what else am I going to spend money on besides a car?

The only person to ever comment was a mcdonalds cashier (guy).
 
I'd drive a pony car.
 
I don't have a car but I'll probably get a cheap one when the time comes.
 

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