Hey God, where are you?

[UltraFayJr.]

Hey God, times these days are in dire need of you. Remember in the past when you gave us prophets and messiahs? You also talked to humans and did magic and stuff. How come you stopped? Why did you have to end it? We are 100x worse than in the biblical times, yet you don’t show one sign you exist? People praise you every time they eat, when they overcome a sickness, church, mosques, temples, even in the streets! In the biblical times they didn’t even care whether you were real or not and you helped them. Are we supposed to have blind faith? Where are you God? Where are you?

 

[builderseed]

God is a registered user on this forum, he only has a few posts though. He likes to keep quiet.

Never mind, he was banned.

Okay, maybe not.

 

[Gremlincel]

 

[Mahlo]

God here, Goddamn it's fucking funny when a starving child dies. LMAOing my holy ass off.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Hey God, times these days are in dire need of you. Remember in the past when you gave us prophets and messiahs? You also talked to humans and did magic and stuff. How come you stopped? Why did you have to end it? We are 100x worse than in the biblical times, yet you don’t show one sign you exist? People praise you every time they eat, when they overcome a sickness, church, mosques, temples, even in the streets! In the biblical times they didn’t even care whether you were real or not and you helped them. Are we supposed to have blind faith? Where are you God? Where are you?

God is a registered user on this forum, he only has a few posts though. He likes to keep quiet.

Never mind, he was banned.

Okay, maybe not.

 

[Nihilist Edgelord]

God stopped responding to peoples' prayers after they started having casual sex and stopped going to church every Sunday

 

[StaroRavager]

Incels.me is feeling very religious this morning

 

[ColdPillow]

This is his secretary Elliot, God is very busy at the moment. He's blessing Chad and Stacey's baby here in the West while inflicting hunger on ethnic children in third world countries. He will get back to you as soon as he can.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

God here, Goddamn it's fucking funny when a starving child dies. LMAOing my holy ass off.

Elite post. It’s hilariously stupid how people think concerted prayer is what motivates God to help people. Yeah, there was a horrific earthquake and there are children trapped beneath the rubble in a race against time, but he needs to get that prayer quota up to 1 million before he can do anything, get on your knees people!

 

[Uglyman]

Why have your forsaken me?