What does a pregnant mother and her baby have in common?
They're both thinking "Crap, mom's gonna kill me"
They're both thinking "Crap, mom's gonna kill me"
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That is funny
Forgive me an anecdote
Petka asks Chapaev: "Vasiliy Ivanovich, what does "nuance" exactly mean?"
Chapaev: "Drop your pants, Petka, I'll explain you."
Petka: a bit confused, takes off his pants
Chapaev: comes over from behind, puts dick in Petka's ass and explains the thing: "See, Petka? You have a dick in the ass, and I have the dick in the ass, but there's a nuance!"
Petka asks Chapaev: "Vasiliy Ivanovich, what does "nuance" exactly mean?"
Chapaev: "Drop your pants, Petka, I'll explain you."
Petka: a bit confused, takes off his pants
Chapaev: comes over from behind, puts dick in Petka's ass and explains the thing: "See, Petka? You have a dick in the ass, and I have the dick in the ass, but there's a nuance!"
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