Serious Here are some PUA pickup lines that actually work!

[Ellsworth]

If you are Chad, say absolutely anything you want and it will work.

If you are not Chad then don’t say anything because no matter what you say it won’t work.

The end.

 

[Deadgeneration]

Suckah mah dicku bitch

 

[Retardfuel]

Bend over Stacy, I want it now and I want it raw