The joker just caught you in 4K lurking
He wants to know how your feeling this hour.
He also wants to know your summer plans.
As for summer plans? The Joker’s got a relaxing itinerary:
- Week 1: Hack every ice cream truck in Gotham. Replace all tunes with his cackle.
- Week 2: Host a pool party — for mob bosses. With exploding floats.
- Week 3: Launch “JokerCon 2026” — keynotes include How to Smile Through the Apocalypse and Why Sunscreen is a Social Construct.
- Week 4: Retire to a tropical island… that he accidentally turns into a laughing gas refinery. Oops.
