Zhou Chang-Xing
Overlord
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After months of swiping on the Netherlands' largest dating app and having literally 0 matches in all that time I realise more and more how useless height really is. I check every profile's preferences and 1 out of 4 toilets finds me "too tall" (according to Tails This should be impossible), and I've never come across a profile that would judge me as being "too short".
A random selection:
I'm too tall for her.
I fall within her demographic height, I am yet to find a toilet that would reject me solely for my height and I'm in the world's tallest country.
Her maximum height is 5'11, it's ovER for 6'cels.
She literally has no MINIMUM height, yet I'm above her maximum height. Height copers on suicide watch.
Her maximum height is way below average in the Netherlands, average height men on suicide watch. The Suicide Hotline is going to get a lot of calls tonight.
Tails on suicide watch.
Heightcopers are like Masculinitycopers, "toilets hate feminine men so they must love masculine men" to "toilets hate short men so they must love tall men". It's not just a handful of toilets that reject me for being "too tall", it's a sizeable minority, big enough for me to notice a trend.
Again, after months of swiping I have yet to see ONE toilet that excludes me for being "too short". The heightpill is way overrated, I get rejected for my face and race, 4 months 0 likes.
A random selection:
I'm too tall for her.
I fall within her demographic height, I am yet to find a toilet that would reject me solely for my height and I'm in the world's tallest country.
Her maximum height is 5'11, it's ovER for 6'cels.
She literally has no MINIMUM height, yet I'm above her maximum height. Height copers on suicide watch.
Her maximum height is way below average in the Netherlands, average height men on suicide watch. The Suicide Hotline is going to get a lot of calls tonight.
Tails on suicide watch.
Heightcopers are like Masculinitycopers, "toilets hate feminine men so they must love masculine men" to "toilets hate short men so they must love tall men". It's not just a handful of toilets that reject me for being "too tall", it's a sizeable minority, big enough for me to notice a trend.
Again, after months of swiping I have yet to see ONE toilet that excludes me for being "too short". The heightpill is way overrated, I get rejected for my face and race, 4 months 0 likes.