Blackpill Having a sex life is like an RPG

[SlayerSlayer]

You see sex havers- every time they fuck they gain XP and new abilities. They have sex over and over, conquering new enemies, and bosses, and acquire things like the Knights of Round Materia, or MKII power armor. It is because of the sex they have-- specifically the frequency at which they have it, and the number of women that they do it with -- that allows them to be powerful and fully realized characters that max out their potential.

So virgins are literally such losers they can't even beat rats with 6 HP to level up even once. They have been stuck loosing to the rats for their entire lives, and still have the same shitty armor they began life with. Every time we loose we face the same enemy and lose again. At least when you lose in a game, the game over screen doesn't tell you to "work on your personality, have you tried therapy?"

Life is a completely rigged game.

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Bitches act like they give a shit about your build and skill tree, but they always pick the same fuckers who put all their points in STR and ATK and nothing into INT.

Then the dumb cunts act surprised when they get treated like just another mob

 

[SparkLight]

Only with RPGs it requires skill mainly actual effort and not just what you were handed to but toilets aren’t attracted to things that are in your control

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Bitches act like they give a shit about your build and skill tree, but they always pick the same fuckers who put all their points in STR and ATK and nothing into INT.

Then the dumb cunts act surprised when they get treated like just another mob

Mob?

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Mob?

Another word for NPC, particularly in MMORPGs. Apparently it is derived from the term "mobile object" in programmer speak.

 

[Deleted member 41431]

Bitches act like they give a shit about your build and skill tree, but they always pick the same fuckers who put all their points in STR and ATK and nothing into INT.

Then the dumb cunts act surprised when they get treated like just another mob

Virgin skiller vs Chad str pure

 

[lemon21]

There's no skill points to your class, it was over before you even choose. It's not fair, everything was randomized and you got the deprived(DS1), normal mobs one shot you and even if you do everything well in mechanics there's a big dragon who's gonna one shot you everytime

 

[nystagmuscel]

Virgin skiller vs Chad str pure

 

[fast_curry]

Are you telling me I can't lvl up by jerking with fleshlights??

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Are you telling me I can't lvl up by jerking with fleshlights??

you were playing tutorial mode, foid

 

[Solocel]

Brutal. When I tried to boot up the game it said it wasn’t compatible with my operating system.

 

[UglyandLoveless]

Very high IQ. Sex makes the world go around.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Yeah lol

 

[pillower]

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

You see sex havers- every time they fuck they gain XP and new abilities. They have sex over and over, conquering new enemies, and bosses, and acquire things like the Knights of Round Materia, or MKII power armor. It is because of the sex they have-- specifically the frequency at which they have it, and the number of women that they do it with -- that allows them to be powerful and fully realized characters that max out their potential.

So virgins are literally such losers they can't even beat rats with 6 HP to level up even once. They have been stuck loosing to the rats for their entire lives, and still have the same shitty armor they began life with. Every time we loose we face the same enemy and lose again. At least when you lose in a game, the game over screen doesn't tell you to "work on your personality, have you tried therapy?"

Life is a completely rigged game.

Nah bro, I don't play for the over rated gameplay, I play for the lore.