[Experiment] Have your tried a condom on before?

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arabce1

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I've never bought condoms, even before I was black pilled. I knew deep down that women found me repulsive, so I never bothered. I don't know what size would fit me actually. Someone who has, is it worth trying? Better yet can u wank with a condom on?
 

Arya

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Once found a condom under my dad's bed that it was a balloon and started making condom baloons.
 

Emergency Manual

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I found one (unopened obviously) once in my parents bedroom about 5 years ago. I tried it on out of curiosity. That’s about it, never bought any.
 

SchrodingersDick

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Yeah I fucked an escort with a condom on. I lost my wood almost immediately and had to grip the base to stay semi-rigid.. it sucked.

I lost my virginity to a hooker an the condom broke that time.
 

chudur-budur

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Yup, I fapped in condoms, just to see how it feels. I shat in condoms too. Also I enjoy buying condoms from 7/11 and gas stations specially if the guy at the store looks like a subhuman (curry or mexican), they stare at me with awe and respect.
 

AsiaCel

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Why would I? If I'm gonna ascend I'll do it raw. Fucking on condom isn't raw tbh
 

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i used to masturbate into condoms just for a different feel. something different. kinda the same reason why i got a fleshlight or other sex toys. just for something different to simulate the sex i'm not getting

think i was 17 or something when i found my parents stash of condoms. my mom used to hide them in an old sewing kit for some reason. looking back i remember her going to the sewing kit quite a bit when i was younger but i guess i just never cared about what my parents were doing. turns out my dad uses magnum condoms. and yes i stole one and tried it on. no it didnt fit and i threw it away and punched a wall in anger then went to bed and cried the whole night. that isn't even the worst of it. a few years later i had major surgery and needed my mom's help for daily activities. i was very astute to not let her see me naked but one day i had taken my pain pills and just couldn't function. my mom unfortunately saw my penis and stated, and i quote, "hehe you aren't build like your dad" and that was that. Crushed my whole world even worse than when she told me i was ugly to my face.

i know your mom isn't supposed to big you big dick advice and praise but holy shit come on! you're my fucking mom. don't fucking basically tell me i'm a small dick shrimp. that's basically telling a guy he will never be able to please a woman and will always be made fun of due to his babycock
 

arabce1

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i used to masturbate into condoms just for a different feel. something different. kinda the same reason why i got a fleshlight or other sex toys. just for something different to simulate the sex i'm not getting

think i was 17 or something when i found my parents stash of condoms. my mom used to hide them in an old sewing kit for some reason. looking back i remember her going to the sewing kit quite a bit when i was younger but i guess i just never cared about what my parents were doing. turns out my dad uses magnum condoms. and yes i stole one and tried it on. no it didnt fit and i threw it away and punched a wall in anger then went to bed and cried the whole night. that isn't even the worst of it. a few years later i had major surgery and needed my mom's help for daily activities. i was very astute to not let her see me naked but one day i had taken my pain pills and just couldn't function. my mom unfortunately saw my penis and stated, and i quote, "hehe you aren't build like your dad" and that was that. Crushed my whole world even worse than when she told me i was ugly to my face.

i know your mom isn't supposed to big you big dick advice and praise but holy shit come on! you're my fucking mom. don't fucking basically tell me i'm a small dick shrimp. that's basically telling a guy he will never be able to please a woman and will always be made fun of due to his babycock
I feel sad that you had to go through that situation in the first place. How big is your dick actually if u don't mind me asking? I'm not gay I just need a point of reference for the size of the magnum. Aren't condoms supposed to stretch out though? Wouldn't it still fit, just loosely?
 

Pumkin

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I feel sad that you had to go through that situation in the first place. How big is your dick actually if u don't mind me asking? I'm not gay I just need a point of reference for the size of the magnum. Aren't condoms supposed to stretch out though? Wouldn't it still fit, just loosely?
lol not even loose
the god damn thing fell off that's how fucking small i am
3 inches on a good day. maybe 4 if i really try to extend my pelvis but not really.
 

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my mom unfortunately saw my penis and stated, and i quote, "hehe you aren't build like your dad" and that was that.
Wtf? That's incredibly weird. This is why parenting should be abolished. I would never recover.
 

arabce1

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lol not even loose
the god damn thing fell off that's how fucking small i am
3 inches on a good day. maybe 4 if i really try to extend my pelvis but not really.
:cryfeels: This world is too cruel. Someday I'll look back and think about this while I go Emergency Room
 

Sans

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Nope, and I don’t plan on doing so.

I’ve had sex without a condom... but it was with my hand.
 

Einon

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I have,It felt like It was strangaling my dick.
 
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I was once, almost, refused the sale of condoms as this weird store clerk said.

"Why do you need condoms? What are you going to use them for?" Implying I wasn't the type to get laid.

Regarding original question, yeah I played with condoms a lot as I was convinced determined if the fleeting opportunity arose to use them I'd be sure to get it right first time.

I was told about "posh wanks" which is jerking off while wearing a condom to add pressure to entire length of erect penis as you can grip harder and use the sheathing sensation for full length strokes without friction burns due to hand and lube.
 

Lonelycel

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Yeah I fucked an escort with a condom on. I lost my wood almost immediately and had to grip the base to stay semi-rigid.. it sucked.

I lost my virginity to a hooker an the condom broke that time.
Same. As soon as I put it on, I became flaccid. I literally couldn't feel anything either. What a waste of time and money
 

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I never used one before. I have some old ones I bought on dealextreme when I was younger, not used one. They're all brittle now
 

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If you've worn a condom before you're a fakecel
If you've worn a condom before you're a fakecel
 

Nakuro

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Never i can't use condom, my Dick it's so Small, 1inch Dick erected
 

Chris_Jones

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I've never bought one. However, in my college speech class, a girl gave a speech about safe sex (teehee), and passed out condoms. I hated it, couldn't feel a damn thing. It also distracted me from maintaining an erection
 
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I've never bought one. However, in my college speech class, a girl gave a speech about safe sex (teehee), and passed out condoms. I hated it, couldn't feel a damn thing. It also distracted me from maintaining an erection
almost the same thing, but it was a male teacher who gave the speech
 

Gabe

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I got one from our school during sex ed, I tried it on when I came home and remember it smelled very weird.
 

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