Then Blackops2cel was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the soyboy. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell this water to become Soylent.” Blackops2cel answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on soylent alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of St. Morgancel.”
Then the soyboy took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. “If you are truly an incel,” he said, “throw yourself down. rope." Blackops2cel answered him, “It is written: ‘do not put the lord your god to the test.”
Again, the soyboy took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the roasties of the world and their beauty. “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship women.” Blackops2cel said to him, “Away from me, Soyboy! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.”
Then the soyboy left him, and his incels came and attended him.
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