Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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Being a cop sounds cool all things considered. I always found the uniforms, gear, blue and red lights, and cruisers to be aesthetically pleasing.
Plus I could legally exact revenge against my own nigger kind, they always bullied me for not being hood. But really I’d love to George Floyd a thug and get away with it.
Although the trash part of being a cop too is you’re just caging up more animals for unfortunate trucels that may catch themselves on the wrong side of the law as well.
But that’s yet another career path I couldn’t pursue due to my inherent genetic disadvantages. I even wanted to be a glowie at one point.
Because of my terribly low IQ I am doomed to be a minimum wage cuck until I die.
Plus I could legally exact revenge against my own nigger kind, they always bullied me for not being hood. But really I’d love to George Floyd a thug and get away with it.
Although the trash part of being a cop too is you’re just caging up more animals for unfortunate trucels that may catch themselves on the wrong side of the law as well.
But that’s yet another career path I couldn’t pursue due to my inherent genetic disadvantages. I even wanted to be a glowie at one point.
Because of my terribly low IQ I am doomed to be a minimum wage cuck until I die.





