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Have you ever tried to flirt with a girl?

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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I have, whenever I did I was either ignored, laughed at, and or roasted :feelscry:. I just wish a girl could somehow be attracted to me but I know it isn’t possible, never will be! If I just had one girl, one girl that I could do sticky, nasty things with and make her feel good. I’ll never get to goon in a girl and make her goon :feelscry:.
 
They ignored me or laughed at me. This was in highschool.
 
I asked a foid when I went to school if she wanted to drink a coffee and she said "maybe". Nothing happened after that.
 
it would be so cringe that i will remember this embarrassment for the rest of my life
 
I was nearly reported for sexual harassment.
 
Yes but it always ended badly.
 
I tried, but I couldn't really understand how flirting worked and what it was exactly. In HS and college I was so stupid that I would've stayed an incel even if I had good looks.
 
Yeah but it didn’t work because ugly.
 
I've never tried. Why should I? To feel ridiculous while doing it? And then feel like crap when she rejects me?
 
I don't even know what 'flirting' constitutes desu
 
Everytime I tried it wasn't reciprocated, or I got standoffish responses such as "thanks, I know" when complimenting and stuff like that, only ever did it by message tho, too low inhib to do it IRL unless calling her "cute" or saying that you "liked her style" counts jfl
 
Nope, have no idea how.
 
I tried but I got called a faggot, retard and weird. Foids are so demonic. Flirting is pointless with those chad hungry whores.
 
There was this one time when I had to go to a discreet out of the way 'Sicknote handing out Neetbux Validity facility' for a Broken arm I had.

I overheard this conversation in the waiting room

:incel: "I felt like killing myself again, should I write that down in the form?"

:foidSoy:*Tssssssk* "Go on then"

I felt like saying to the Minder

:chad: "Do you come here often?"
 
Yeah and most were ugly as fuck, uglier than me even. They rejected me anyway (most said were married or had a boyfriend after a long conversation which the only topics were about them). Talking to foids is pointless in this age as there's no cordiality anymore or rules thanks to them by the way. The only way now is rape but that's too stupid in this age as well with cameras and now AI analytics.

Thank God I gave up on that idea as I was almost considering settling for not only a foid uglier than me, but also a landwhale (by the way she was also a single mother with inflated ego at the same level as a 9 or even 10 while she was a -1)

Heck, one (a 3 and fat, working at a gym no less) even had the audacity of saying she didn't give her number to randoms from the gym, only Instagram (I will never even cogitate using it for more than 1 second) after I humiliated myself and recited a poem out loud which made her blush and smile all day. Fucking whore, I spent almost 2 months trying to know you and for what?

I didn't plan on coming back to this forum I just wanted to find a chan to chill and browse but even those are dead; ruined by foids, redditors and troons now.

I knew it was over when I found a pattern in every one of my flirts: they never asked about me, not a single thing.

Now I've decided to be an asshole and not care about them at all. Guess what? They are fucking retarded and looking at me now (for ignoring them) but the minute I start talking to one of them, they ignore me or even run away. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
 
Ended extremely badly. Was looked at like a serial killer before being rejected, and for the next few following weeks, she’d get a group of her friends to come around where i’d sit on break and start talking about me within listening distance and laughing at me.

That’s was like, 2 and a half years ago?
 
I have, whenever I did I was either ignored, laughed at, and or roasted :feelscry:. I just wish a girl could somehow be attracted to me but I know it isn’t possible, never will be! If I just had one girl, one girl that I could do sticky, nasty things with and make her feel good. I’ll never get to goon in a girl and make her goon :feelscry:.
Yes, I tried, but I regret it.
 
I have, whenever I did I was either ignored, laughed at, and or roasted :feelscry:. I just wish a girl could somehow be attracted to me but I know it isn’t possible, never will be! If I just had one girl, one girl that I could do sticky, nasty things with and make her feel good. I’ll never get to goon in a girl and make her goon :feelscry:.
wasnt nt enought to ask foids out
 
If I try she would mock me and then tell anyone alive or not that I tried to hit on her. Ober.
 
I'd prefer to not have a restraining order
 
I have, whenever I did I was either ignored, laughed at, and or roasted :feelscry:. I just wish a girl could somehow be attracted to me but I know it isn’t possible, never will be! If I just had one girl, one girl that I could do sticky, nasty things with and make her feel good. I’ll never get to goon in a girl and make her goon :feelscry:.
Ballsy of you to flirt, ngl.

I only cold and warm approached. Never flirted. Too high inhib for that, for some reason and besides I think it's stupid.

I cringe hard at just the thought.
 
I have, whenever I did I was either ignored, laughed at, and or roasted :feelscry:. I just wish a girl could somehow be attracted to me but I know it isn’t possible, never will be! If I just had one girl, one girl that I could do sticky, nasty things with and make her feel good. I’ll never get to goon in a girl and make her goon :feelscry:.
Irl no
 
I have, whenever I did I was either ignored, laughed at, and or roasted :feelscry:. I just wish a girl could somehow be attracted to me but I know it isn’t possible, never will be! If I just had one girl, one girl that I could do sticky, nasty things with and make her feel good. I’ll never get to goon in a girl and make her goon :feelscry:.
yeah but it failed
 
I attempted, but I just ended up looking like a retard.
 
More times than I can count, I got reported for sexual harassment once, all for not getting the hint fast enough when asking for a foid's number/ig/snap/whatever.
 
Yes and I got laughed at.
 
I tried and failed
 
Not worth it. Flirting is just a humiliation ritual for most guys. You either gaslight yourself into thinking you have a chance with a decent looking girl, or you go talk to fucking landwhales. Either way you get brootally rejected, laughed at, humiliated
 
Yes online only never irl. And the results always rejected or ghosted. I don't have guts to flirt irl
 
i tried once and she said i was making her uncomfortable so i went home and played osrs all night
 
I have, whenever I did I was either ignored, laughed at, and or roasted :feelscry:. I just wish a girl could somehow be attracted to me but I know it isn’t possible, never will be! If I just had one girl, one girl that I could do sticky, nasty things with and make her feel good. I’ll never get to goon in a girl and make her goon :feelscry:.
yes and i got rejected
 

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