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Serious Have you ever sat on your own dick?

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If not, it's over for you. (and me)

SWALLOW THE DICKPILL.
 
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SWALLOW THE DICK
 
I sat on my own balls by mistake
 
I don't even know how that's possible
 
Never, you'd have to be minimum 7-8 inches
 
No I haven't. I'm actually an alright size (about 7 erect) but my dick is too rock hard for that shit and it will be painful tbh
DEATH TO BRAGGERS

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I AM A CRYBABY FAGGOT
 
I have but I was sitting at a weird angle
 
Waiting for knajjid to delete this and you get banned again tbh
 
Nice brag. I thought you were better than this
 
Humblebragging is against the rules, but you are right, its over for us. Thanks for reminding me.
 
Stop bragging. Insta ban this mongol
 
DEATH TO BRAGGERS

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I AM A CRYBABY FAGGOT
I said I haven't did that and it's about 7, not actually 7 or above. And I said it would be painful if that ever happened since it would be stiff.
 
I don't even know how that's possible

I once read an article about the men with the biggest penises in the world. One of them can't piss sitting because his dick will literally just drop down into the water. He also can't enjoy oral because his cock is bigger than his wrist.
 
:feelsmega: why would u sit on your dick?
its not possible for me as abelow average dickcel :feelsrope:
 
I WONT SWALLOW THAT SHITS GAY NIGGA
 
One time when i was on chaturbate i clicked on the male tab to compare my size to their size and its like they are another species. I will never be able to please a foid sexually like they can.

Eggy, an incel hero but not actually an incel because he's had sex before. He lists his stats on his youtube livestream and it says over 6" feet tall and 8 inch cock....8 inches.
 
sat on my balls it hurts.
 
Sitting on it right now. Don't even know how this happened
 
that function would be useless

id like to be able to self suck
 
no but I once sat on one of my testicles and it was painful as fuck
 
I've sat on my balls, but not my dick.
 

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