have you ever patted/slapped a girl on the ass/buttocks?

[Sheogorath]

I figure people will say if this happened to anyone "you could have ascended" but hypothetically there might be girls out there who don't want sex but would let you play with their buttocks muscles like this and it might be fun.

Being friendzoned by a girl you couldn't fuck wouldn't be so bad if you at least got this perk.

 

[kanyepilled]

why would a girl let you play the drums on their ass? but yes i have touched girls asses on 'accident' while walking past them

 

[ordinaryotaku]

On accident, yes. But not on "accident," actually on accident.

 

[Deleted member 28148]

nop

 

[crestfallencel]

never

 

[Ellsworth]

Yes but it was in a crowded nightclub without her consent.

 

[Numb]

Yes.

i have touched girls asses on 'accident' while walking past them

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

No, I wouldn't even try.

 

[Quarantined]

I wish I had the balls to smack her ass then get away before chad and the cucked police kill me

 

[OwlGod]

yep.

 

[BodyFat10orRope]

Have squeezed and slid my hand across them a few times without approval.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Have squeezed and slid my hand across them a few times without approval.

Y'all gonna get arrested soon, lol.

 

[Mecoja]

Once when i was a kid without her approval, she was an adult tall blonde women in tight jeans and leather jacket.

 

[ineedassistance]

Sexualharassmentmaxing is a Chad trait tbh

 

[Mecoja]

If i had a girl i would never let her butt out of my hands.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

No, this is nigger behavior tbh. Niggers are obsessed with asses.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

No, this is nigger behavior tbh. Niggers are obsessed with asses.

I love big round firm asses (I'm part nigger anyways, but tell me who really is into pencil thin foids with no hips and flat ass) but I wouldn't touch them. I'd just look at them when I pass down but still mind my own business.

Of course I like other parts of foids.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

but tell me who really is into pencil thin foids with no hips and flat ass

Ricecels

 

[incelerated]

I haven't even touched a girl's ass by accident.
I have shaken girls hands like 4 times in my life tho. (excluding cousins)

 

[fast_curry]

Ricecels

I like flat ass and chest. I thought I was the minority even among ricecels.

 

[Remaincel]

by accident yes, several times

 

[Deleted member 34301]

No but when I was 16 a friens of mine squeezed the ass of a girl he knew in a bar

 

[Sheogorath]

TBH expected the only affirmative replies here to be escortcels who paid for the privilege of some ass-slapping.

You shouldn't be slapping girls on the buttocks without permission guys that's assault =/

I wouldn't want some guy coming and slapping my butt. TBH even if it was a girl, if she did it hard from behind and I didn't know it was a girl it would still startle me because I'd think perhaps it was a guy.

Even with girls I think it's important to get consent to have your ass slapped, but I think I would subtly (nonverbally) communicate to girls that I'm okay with her touching me like that even if I didn't ask.

I don't really have that type of intuition with girls though so I'd probably need to have her ask me to do it to her before I'd feel comfortable doing it.

TBH even if asked, I'd really need to trust her to do it, because otherwise how do I know it's not bait by some stranger to get me arrested and she just denies giving permission?

 

[Sigma]

Once and it quickly backfired. I was 17 and blue-pilled so deeply to the point of believing a mid-tier Stacy was actually into me even though she was simply using me because I had a car.

 

[Dregster]

yes, several times

 

[BITG]

On accident, yes. But not on "accident," actually on accident.

Kek. Mogs me.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I figure people will say if this happened to anyone "you could have ascended" but hypothetically there might be girls out there who don't want sex but would let you play with their buttocks muscles like this and it might be fun.

Being friendzoned by a girl you couldn't fuck wouldn't be so bad if you at least got this perk.

wtf?
One i have never had a female friend
Two even if i somehow got a female friend they wouldn't let me do this
this is a chad only type of thing
but honestly even just playing with a girl's ass would be lifefuel enough for me

 

[Deleted member 5712]

-when i was a child i would slap my cousins ass and then run away. no clue why. i guess i thought it was funny since they would have a big reaction and then chase me
-when i was older with a younger cousin i.....better not. I'll just say on another occasion I felt butt flesh but won't go into details
-I used to go to concerts about every week as a teenager/early 20s. I used to stand in the middle and wait for girls to crowd surf then I would grab their ass and tits. It's usually hard to grab their tits since that is so deliberate and would get you an ass whooping or slapped but it's hard to cry foul on grabbing ass if she is literally crowd surfing so I felt up lots of asses
-A coworker slammed into me while I was making copies one day. I got to feel her big ass cheeks between my hand. I'm not kidding. My hand literally went in between her ass cheeks when she squished me into the printer.

-i paid a prostitute a long time ago. i went to grab her butt. she previously kept telling me "no but stuff. no greek. no butt stuff" over and over but i honestly didn't really know what the fuck she was talking about. i also honestly didn't realize that hoes get physical very quickly. i didn't think squeezing her butt was off limits because she's literally a prostitute but i squeezed her butt and then next thing I know her fist came flying. it wasn't even a good squeeze smfh. fucking bitch over reacting

 

[Loner94]

No lol wouldn't dare.

 

[Sheogorath]

Two even if i somehow got a female friend they wouldn't let me do this
this is a chad only type of thing

Chad gets to fuck the girl, there should theoretically be a position below Chad where she lets you do light petting but stops you at sexual.

IE the position most betabux husbands get demoted to

when i was older with a younger cousin i.....better not.
I'll just say on another occasion I felt butt flesh but won't go into details

you're a worse cocktease than most foids

I used to go to concerts about every week as a teenager/early 20s. I used to stand in the middle and wait for girls to crowd surf then I would grab their ass and tits. It's usually hard to grab their tits since that is so deliberate and would get you an ass whooping or slapped but it's hard to cry foul on grabbing ass if she is literally crowd surfing so I felt up lots of asses

it would be hard to do a reacharound cup but you could probably cup some sideboob masked as torso support

I hate concerts too much for this to ever be worth it for me though tbh even if tickets were free

A coworker slammed into me while I was making copies one day. I got to feel her big ass cheeks between my hand. I'm not kidding. My hand literally went in between her ass cheeks when she squished me into the printer.

wtf was she doing?

i paid a prostitute a long time ago. i went to grab her butt. she previously kept telling me "no but stuff. no greek. no butt stuff" over and over but i honestly didn't really know what the fuck she was talking about. i also honestly didn't realize that hoes get physical very quickly. i didn't think squeezing her butt was off limits because she's literally a prostitute but i squeezed her butt and then next thing I know her fist came flying. it wasn't even a good squeeze smfh. fucking bitch over reacting

you probably shouldn't asked for clarification like "does that just mean no anal or that I can't touch your glutes either?"

tbh if escorting were legal and affordable and I did it I'd be really slow/gentle and inquisitive about what she's comfortable with, just ass-grabbing after she says no butts is low-inhib as fuck

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Wrong forum

 

[MarquisDeSade]

No, but I've wanted to. The other day I was waiting in the grocery aisle and this young twenty year old showed up buying makeup wearing the extremely short yoga shorts with her ass just hanging out bulging out of those shorts. I really wanted to nestle my face and nose right between her butt cheeks to give her the old, "How are you doing baby?"

Her enormous well curved muscular ass I just wanted to cup with both my hands right then and there. *sighs*

It was like two Christmas hams bouncing around fighting each other in her shorts every time she walked, I thought about her beautiful curved ass for the rest of the night drooling in my sleep dreaming.

 

[Sheogorath]

Wrong forum

 

[Deleted member 35245]

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Nigga, wtf is wrong with you?

 

[Deleted member 17749]

No because I’m not Chad.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

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I figure people will say if this happened to anyone "you could have ascended" but hypothetically there might be girls out there who don't want sex but would let you play with their buttocks muscles like this and it might be fun.

Being friendzoned by a girl you couldn't fuck wouldn't be so bad if you at least got this perk.

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS??

 

[Sheogorath]

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS??

Sankaku ran an article on it I think

 

[Sheogorath]

We should be heroes who protect girl child buttocks from trauma.

How can we accomplish this?