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have you ever had physical contact with a woman?

ShiiOfTheSPLC

ShiiOfTheSPLC

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if so describe
 
Never even held hands with a non family member
 
yes I had physical contact with @Indari 's mom
 
I fucked about 20 prostitutes.
 
Yes I had sex with my 2D wife last night

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my doctor touched me once. felt heavenly
 
Yes, foids have pushed me away and told me to fuck off when I didnt even address them I was just in the same place as them. This was back in school
Yes I had sex with my 2D wife last night

what a mogger
 
No, not even my mom touched me.
 
My step sister once hugged me when I was feeling sad. Only once tho.
 
One time by a female cop when they searched me outside for looking suspicious
 
My step sister once hugged me when I was feeling sad. Only once tho.
I had a similar experience and it has really stuck in my memory. can't believe some people get to experience that every single day. I am autistic and generally physical touch makes me extremely uncomfortable but hugs can be really nice
 
No. However, I've cleared doubts of some foids in university :feelstrash:
 
Fakecel if you have, I have no clue what a female's touch feels like
 
I had a similar experience and it has really stuck in my memory. can't believe some people get to experience that every single day. I am autistic and generally physical touch makes me extremely uncomfortable but hugs can be really nice
I know man such things get stuck in our memory. You know what that means.
 
Fakecel if you have, I have no clue what a female's touch feels like
a girl accidentally hit me in the face with a basketball once in PE. see ya later inkels
 
Fakecel if you have, I have no clue what a female's touch feels like

Thats because you are very young - probability of you fkking some hooker in the next 10 years is still high. On the other hand, hooker exp is nothing to be proud of.
 
Thats because you are very young - probability of you fkking some hooker in the next 10 years is still high. On the other hand, hooker exp is nothing to be proud of.
Can't afford escorts, my peen is probably too untouchable for them anyway
 
One time my hand brushed against a foid's ass on the bus
 
1)I hugged my classmate for 2 seconds
2)I showed my penis to a doctor
3)Held hands cuz she was forced to by my teacher
:feelzez: :feelzez: :chad:
 
One time my hand brushed against a foid's ass on the bus
how does that even happen lmao

once one of my female acquaintances sat next to me on public transport and our legs/shoulders brushed against each other a bit. literally felt like heaven. cannot imagine what its like to actually spoon and cuddle intimately with a girl like that
 
Yes, in fact, girls literally hugged and kissed me without reason in my 6 to 7 grade. I even touched a girl's ass unintentionally, she was 5 grade. It was so warm lol. Just what kind of slayer I was.
 
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Family members that hug and kiss me on the cheek (the fake air kiss, not an actual one)

Twice in a medical situation. A female 40ish doctor checked me for a hernia and had to feel around my groin. Second time, when I went to see the surgeon, and the doctor came in with a young foid (I think she was shadowing him, idk). He did the same thing as the first doctor, but asked her to touch me as well.
 
Yes
Family members that hug and kiss me on the cheek (the fake air kiss, not an actual one)

Twice in a medical situation. A female 40ish doctor checked me for a hernia and had to feel around my groin. Second time, when I went to see the surgeon, and the doctor came in with a young foid (I think she was shadowing him, idk). He did the same thing as the first doctor, but asked her to touch me as well.
Yes, in fact, girls literally hugged and kissed me without reason in my 6 to 7 grade. I even touched a girl's ass unintentionally, she was 5 grade. It was so warm lol. Just what kind of slayer I was.
how does that even happen lmao

once one of my female acquaintances sat next to me on public transport and our legs/shoulders brushed against each other a bit. literally felt like heaven. cannot imagine what its like to actually spoon and cuddle intimately with a girl like that
Chads co
 
I touched a woman's arm yesterday. My court hearing is next week.

/s
 
do family members count?
a female doctor has touched my anus when i was 19 when i had a haemorrhoid (ill add here that when she was cleaning the blood from my arse she had a box of tissues and i grabbed a tissue because she had the box near my face i thought she was offering me one lol - it was such an autistic moment)
 
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When I was 14, I paid a femoid classmate to sit on my lap during a school trip
low inhibmaxxed. I could never offer a classmate money for something like that. I almost got expelled for less when I was 14
 
In 6th grade English class a girl bumped me with her elbow in my head while turning around and she said sorry and like half-hugged me I never forgot that even years later jfl
 
In 6th grade English class a girl bumped me with her elbow in my head while turning around and she said sorry and like half-hugged me I never forgot that even years later jfl
crazy to think that our lives are so devoid of happy or meaningful memories that the little things like this have so much meaning to us. the average normie would have forgotten about that interaction within a day
 
crazy to think that our lives are so devoid of happy or meaningful memories that the little things like this stick have so much meaning to us. the average normie would have forgotten about that interaction within a day
:feelsrope:
 
In 6th grade English class a girl bumped me with her elbow in my head while turning around and she said sorry and like half-hugged me I never forgot that even years later jfl

are you a manlet? Her elbow bumped into your head? Jfl
 
low inhibmaxxed. I could never offer a classmate money for something like that. I almost got expelled for less when I was 14

To be fair a few chadlites put me up to it, they dared me to
I’m 5’4 its over for me

Being eye level with a foid's shoulder or elbow must be suifuel, you look like a faggot kid next to someone you are supposed to mog
 
Family members of course.

I won a gift card for a massage and it was a Becky that gave it. She was professional about it, but I'm sure she wasn't happy to massage a curry ogrecel. Didn't speak to me at all. I didn't enjoy it either, just awkwardness all around.

Second time I did it after having back pain from a gym session and this time made sure to get some middle-aged foid that didn't give two shits. Best massage ever and neither of us felt uncomfortable.

Never experienced a massage parlor that has happy endings though. Wouldn't even know how to look for one tbh.
 
i never ever and just img im 24/25
 
People saying no are conveniently forgetting they popped out of their moms' roastbeef.
 
Yes bro every night
 

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