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Have you ever got caught jerking off? if so ,how did it end for you?

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many times my mom yelled me

at some point she stopped caring
 
yes
they didn't care
 
I did, it was very embarassing but nothing big
 
even if I was, I doubt my mom would care. She already knows men masturbate and that I'm a sexless incel.
they would kick me ouftof the house if they found out
 
I did, it was very embarassing but nothing big
you probably live in the west niggas there tolerate such things
 
idk they have no reaction when i accidentally showed my porn folder
 
I've been caught a lot
 
I jerked off to my manager over zoom call. I though she'll take it as a compliment. She did not.
 
No,they never suspected it either
 
No, but I had similar experience
Back in high school I used to bring my laptop and play games
I was opening up steam in search bar but the first thing to pop up was this "steamy sex image"
Worse it was from this VN called insexual awakening or something (NSFW but if you search up you will understand why this could be very bad)
I know a girl saw but she was the quiet type and didn't say anything, I don't know if anyone else saw
I had to remember to log out of the laptop if I left it unattended because those people used to go through my things without permission
 
My mom walked in on me jerking off (without knocking of course :rolleyes:). She looked shocked and horrified and I'll never forget it. She looked like this
Saturday Night Live Snl GIF
, then she quickly closed the door. She didn't mention it to me again, but just the fact that she knew I did SEXUAL things (masturbation only) is kind of embarrassing still (she's dead now). She always thought of me as her innocent angel baby boy...she wished I could stay that innocent 7 year old forever.
 
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you probably live in the west niggas there tolerate such things
bro what country do you live in? (if you don't mind sharing) I'm in America and my mom was shocked and horrified but she didn't kick me out thankfully.
 
My mom walked in on me jerking off (without knocking of course :rolleyes:). She looked shocked and horrified and I'll never forget it. She looked like this
Saturday Night Live Snl GIF
, then she quickly closed the door. She didn't mention it to me again, but just the fact that she knew I did SEXUAL things (masturbation only) is kind of embarrassing still (she's dead now). She always thought of me as her innocent angel baby boy...she wished I could stay that innocent 7 year old forever.
well atleast people there are more modern about those things since you have sex at early ages ,niggas here are so fucking conservative especially old people they dont even know what a blowjob is ,straight raw sex with lights turned off like dogs
 
bro what country do you live in? (if you don't mind sharing) I'm in America and my mom was shocked and horrified but she didn't kick me out thankfully.
Morocco
 
Pretty sure my mom caught me once and just pretended like nothing happened.
 
No, but I had similar experience
Back in high school I used to bring my laptop and play games
I was opening up steam in search bar but the first thing to pop up was this "steamy sex image"
Worse it was from this VN called insexual awakening or something (NSFW but if you search up you will understand why this could be very bad)
I know a girl saw but she was the quiet type and didn't say anything, I don't know if anyone else saw
I had to remember to log out of the laptop if I left it unattended because those people used to go through my things without permission
brutal,that girl must be doing the same jerking it off to that zayne game white haired chad since its popular among foids
 
I almost got caught during the act once but I managed to get out of it,

but a couple of months later my mom found the place where I store my porn links, I was looking for them to put something but I found that they got deleted I know that no one touches my devices so my first thought was that they got deleted due to some bizarre backup error.

Anyways she acted passive-aggressively to me for a whole week and I didn't have any idea why, then she confronted me about it turns out she somehow found them (I still don't know how but whatever) and deleted them, she asked me to open my laptop and started snooping around my stuff (I don't store anything on my surface desktop thankfully and I use incognito) then she went to my browser history but she found nothing except .is threads :feelskek: overall she didn't really find anything else and nothing really happened after that
 
I almost got caught during the act once but I managed to get out of it,

but a couple of months later my mom found the place where I store my porn links, I was looking for them to put something but I found that they got deleted I know that no one touches my devices so my first thought was that they got deleted due to some bizarre backup error.

Anyways she acted passive-aggressively to me for a whole week and I didn't have any idea why, then she confronted me about it turns out she somehow found them (I still don't know how but whatever) and deleted them, she asked me to open my laptop and started snooping around my stuff (I don't store anything on my surface desktop thankfully and I use incognito) then she went to my browser history but she found nothing except .is threads :feelskek: overall she didn't really find anything else and nothing really happened after that
wtf you store your porn links I usually use incognito mode and I dont watch that kind of hardcore porn only lives on xhamster ,How old are u btw
 
wtf you store your porn links I usually use incognito mode and I dont watch that kind of hardcore porn only lives on xhamster ,How old are u btw
I also use incognito but if I find something that I want to watch later I save it, like I said no one spies on me and it was a pretty safe and hidden place so I didn't pay a lot of mind to it , 19
 
I also use incognito but if I find something that I want to watch later I save it, like I said no one spies on me and it was a pretty safe and hidden place so I didn't pay a lot of mind to it , 19
since I only watch lives I dont give a damn fuck about saving data and you should give it a try those live streams are so fucking good and there is all type of girls
 
thankfully not
 
almost got caught in the freezer at work once when i was 17
 
since I only watch lives I dont give a damn fuck about saving data and you should give it a try those live streams are so fucking good and there is all type of girls
I do watch them sometimes if I find a good foid in an ad, they are good for edging I guess but most of the time I just want to get it over with quickly
 
I do watch them sometimes if I find a good foid in an ad, they are good for edging I guess but most of the time I just want to get it over with quickly
yeah i prefer xham more than any other porno platform
 
funny if real
Well, real and not funny. I've been on another stupid meeting and decided to goon. I do it all the time. I did not notice camera light and got terminated. Next fucking day.
 
Well, real and not funny. I've been on another stupid meeting and decided to goon. I do it all the time. I did not notice camera light and got terminated. Next fucking day.
:feelsokman:atleat they didnt sue u
 
Tbh don’t think I ever been caught
 

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