Have you ever been to a massage parlor?

[thespanishcel]

I considered going there sometimes. I know the massage will be pretty crappy but I can get a handjob from a chinese girl and it would be cheaper than a hooker, but when I think about it I think it's pathetic to pay for what I do every night at home so I don't go. So fellow incels, have you ever been there and got a happy ending massage?

 

[Gremlincel]

No way in hell I am willingly exposing my body to others.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

no

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Never

 

[Deleted member 60]

nah, what's the point? I can just jack off myself. If I'm paying there better be some PinV or mouth action

 

[Deleted member 7081]

Nope, never went to a massage parlour and not gonna pay for just a handjob.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

No.

 

[Kointo1]

No I would get an embarrassing boner

I considered going there sometimes. I know the massage will be pretty crappy but I can get a handjob from a chinese girl and it would be cheaper than a hooker, but when I think about it I think it's pathetic to pay for what I do every night at home so I don't go. So fellow incels, have you ever been there and got a happy ending massage?

I didn't know a massage entailed being jacked off

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

too high inhibition / i would want a handjob with the massage

 

[Kointo1]

Am I allowed to talk to the bitch while she rubs my nub? "Oh yeah babe put your back into it"

 

[Newbie17]

Not yet. It’s probably expensive af though.

 

[thespanishcel]

No I would get an embarrassing boner

I didn't know a massage entailed being jacked off

They will never admit it but when you go they ask you if you want happy ending with it lol I thought it was an urban legend but read some guys that say it's true

 

[Kointo1]

They will never admit it but when you go they ask you if you want happy ending with it lol I thought it was an urban legend but read some guys that say it's true

I don't think they would ask for subhumans like us

 

[Vainglorious]

I haven't but would. Basically, it's like a brothel with a handy instead of fucking. And the massage might be nice.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

lol just go to a fucking brothel and get the whole package or just go to a street hooker and ask for it

 

[Sheogorath]

I'm interested in massage myself, would like to hear of experiences from anyone who has done it recently.

Even just having my back touched would be interesting.

 

[thespanishcel]

I'm interested in massage myself, would like to hear of experiences from anyone who has done it recently.

Even just having my back touched would be interesting.

JFL you bumped a thread from my early days in here kek. If you want a normal massage and you have money I bet it's easy, it's not illegal so you just have to pay...

 

[PersonalityChad]

No.

 

[Sheogorath]

it's not illegal so you just have to pay...

it's too bad we don't have stuff like japan where you just pay for a girl to sit down and eat a meal with you

 

[thespanishcel]

it's too bad we don't have stuff like japan where you just pay for a girl to sit down and eat a meal with you

Maid café? Honestly I'd give it a go too, but I'm too broke to go to Japan and don't speak Japanese. Also if you have to pay for the foid's food I would feel like a simp.

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

I’ve been to a massage parlor that was secretly a brothel down in Florida, very expensive though.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I never got any massage in my life

 

[thespanishcel]

I’ve been to a massage parlor that was secretly a brothel down in Florida, very expensive though.

Were all the foids there noodlewhores? Typically it's Chinese foids who run this "massage parlor" (AKA massage with handjob or maybe blowjob) businesses.

 

[3000showers]

yes . you have to phone and then they open the door . The girl asks if you want to make love or get a massage. you usually get the massage after. In the ones i saw i fucked on the massage bed , but its not very wide , its better in a real bed.
The girls basically live there

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

Were all the foids there noodlewhores? Typically it's Chinese foids who run this "massage parlor" (AKA massage with handjob or maybe blowjob) businesses.

It was a Tan Asian girl, she was actually pretty and had a very fit tight body. If that brothel was around where I live I’d go Atleast one a month it was worth it.

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

you know theyre sex trafficked right?

Didn’t ask nor do I care lol. If the Morally superior America wanted to put an end to it they would legalize prostitution but their main goal is to keep sexually disenfranchised men on a sexual treadmill in the hopes of getting access to scraps.

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

most obvious fed on this site

least based user on this site

Go suck your local pro feminist gynocentric politician’s cock, while you’re at it you should ask for prostitution to be given the death penalty for the “John” and a subsidy of a billion dollars to the female.

Fucking cuck nigger

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

@30klhlvwizard this nigga acts like most of these Asian whores didn’t come to America on their own volition with the opportunity to earn increase profits for something they were already doing in Asia for like 40 dollars or less. Meanwhile in America they charge like 250 dollars LMAO

You’re the most cucked fucking oldcel faggot on this website and it shows

 

[thespanishcel]

Didn’t ask nor do I care lol. If the Morally superior America wanted to put an end to it they would legalize prostitution but their main goal is to keep sexually disenfranchised men on a sexual treadmill in the hopes of getting access to scraps.

If you legalized prostitution you wouldn't have to pay 400$ an hour for a below average looking Sheboon. The state of prostitution in America is atrocious, no wonder boomers SEAmaxx.

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

youre violating the rules again GrAY

Where did I violate the rules

If you legalized prostitution you wouldn't have to pay 400$ an hour for a below average looking Sheboon. The state of prostitution in America is atrocious, no wonder boomers SEAmaxx.

Yeah for 200 dollars an hour you get a 35-45 year old over weight mentally ill/drug addict whore that will give you star fish sex.

Decent women cost up to 400-800 dollars.

I paid 40 dollars for young female prostitutes in Brazil, Cucks like @30klhlvwizard want men in America to have no sexual outlet and to obey feminist laws JFL.

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

So youre an ethnic libshit. That explains plenty.

You literally support Men not having any sexual outlet through paid means, you fucking cucked whitoid. The Romans should have bred you fucking snow nigger dogs out of existence 2 thousand years ago.

 

[CHOoseWisely123]

A filthy spic you are, and an angry one at that!

Your own race is deemed “superior” and even they rejected your white ass JFL.