Cope Have any of you ever fcked a grapefruit before?

[Hemogsme]

I almost tried this last night. I got home late from an event and was super drunk. I usually watch TV until I pass out so I put on Naruto and it was the one filler episode where Hinata had on a red dress. I've got a weakness for her and before I knew it I was rubbing one out. But I needed more so I was considering going out to get a grapefruit and try it out, but was too buzzed to drunk. Woke up wondering if I was the only one who's ever tried this and here I am.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Not yet

 

[MiSKiRaT]

I fucked a blood pressure monitor

 

[PLA1092]

No.

 

[gangrenemax]

I almost tried this last night. I got home late from an event and was super drunk. I usually watch TV until I pass out so I put on Naruto and it was the one filler episode where Hinata had on a red dress. I've got a weakness for her and before I knew it I was rubbing one out. But I needed more so I was considering going out to get a grapefruit and try it out, but was too buzzed to drunk. Woke up wondering if I was the only one who's ever tried this and here I am.

buy a cheap silicone fleshlight on amazon at least man it's worth it and some lube ffs stop cooming in antioxidant rich froot

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

I fucked 19 L water bottle

 

[RandomGuy]

 

[Ci Jey]

I almost tried this last night. I got home late from an event and was super drunk. I usually watch TV until I pass out so I put on Naruto and it was the one filler episode where Hinata had on a red dress. I've got a weakness for her and before I knew it I was rubbing one out. But I needed more so I was considering going out to get a grapefruit and try it out, but was too buzzed to drunk. Woke up wondering if I was the only one who's ever tried this and here I am.

No but i've fucked a DIY fleshlight kek

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I fucked 19 L water bottle

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[Hemogsme]

buy a cheap silicone fleshlight on amazon at least man it's worth it and some lube ffs stop cooming in antioxidant rich froot

Can you buy me one for Christmas bro

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

This is actually Mother's favorite fruit.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Can you buy me one for Christmas bro

Christmas...? I'm a bit coy...I'll think of it under sedation.

 

[Hemogsme]

Christmas...? I'm a bit coy...I'll think of it under sedation.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I"ll find a photo for now.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

I fucked a blood pressure monitor

What was your pulse?

 

[Profligate]

No and I can't imagine it being very good. Aren't grapefruits quite acidic? Anyway I bought myself a nicole aniston fleshlight a while back and I've been enjoying it very much

 

[HappilySingle]

Just get a plastic pussy, it's actually not bad at all, ngl.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

No and I can't imagine it being very good. Aren't grapefruits quite acidic?

Yes.

Just get a plastic pussy, it's actually not bad at all, ngl.

Low-quality plastic.

 

[Shrek]

Just buy pussy from your local goat market, it's actually not bad at all, ngl.

 

[Sennacherib]

No

 

[Transcended Trucel]

No

 

[Antisocialloner]

I got home late from an event and was super drunk.

 

[Antisocialloner]

buy a cheap silicone fleshlight on amazon at least man it's worth it and some lube ffs stop cooming in antioxidant rich froot

They stink like fuck if they go unwashed

 

[Immolator]

Uhh no

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

They stink like fuck if they go unwashed

Yeah...The Bell Curve.

 

[DarkStar]

Alright I'm done w this website.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I actually tried it but it didn't felt as good.