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Discussion Have any of you been to a strip club?

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What was it like? I'm thinking about going to one so I can touch a girl, I'm a touchless virgin and I don't want to hire an escort.
 
Gets kind of frustrating, like going to a restaurant and smelling all the food whilst tasting nothing.
 
Yes & it was garbage. Overpriced & over hyped.
 
its shit. you feel pressured the whole time. every second a girl is rubbing your back like you want a dance? dance? dance? dance? dance? dance? dance? want dance? dance? hardly a relaxing place or an easy place to pick out the girl you want when every second some random girl is not leaving you alone to look around. then you get the dance and the girls like fucking dive bombing on to your dick basically breaking it in half every second all the while a sketchy security guard and other degenerates are waiting to sock you in the face for doing anything out of line.
 
Yes. It’s really stupid. Strippers approach you and tell you want you want to hear but it’s all an act to get a lap dance and squeeze as much money from you. Most of the bitches have a major chip on their shoulder behind the flirting and smiling. Taking pics is prohibited in there but there’s time I want to take a secret photo just to ruin sone bitches life.
 
One has bin to ah stripclub in ah minecraft servah. Absolutely top hol
 
What was it like? I'm thinking about going to one so I can touch a girl, I'm a touchless virgin and I don't want to hire an escort.
Never.
Those degenerate places are far, far from where i live.
I feel lucky.
 
A couple of times. Sucks and a waste of money. How it works: Foid dances on stage. Some cucks throw in tips. Then after the dance she walks around and tries to get men to buy a lapdance from her. Second foid comes and dance, repeat ad nauseum. The blackpill is still in effect in that they will try to get paid dances from attractive men first. If there's nobody else she can sell too, then she'll come to you.


And if you're truly ugly, they won't even approach you.
When even strippers won't approach you, you know it's over.
 
Unfortunately yes. Got dragged to one for my brothers bachelor party. One of his friends was convinced that after giving a ridiculous amount of money to one of the strippers that she was "in love" with him. I hated every moment of it. As much as I hate escortcels going to a brothel would have been a step up from that bullshit.
 
I'm not a degenerate. I would never enter a strip club unless I was wearing a bomb jacket and dual-wielding two fully automatic assault shotguns.
 
No, and the only reason they still exist is because of boomers who can't use the internet. Luckily boomers will die out soon and those cuckdens can finally go out of business
 
no and would never go to such degenerate places.
>giving foids attention and $$
pretty cringe
 
What's the point if I can't even touch the foid or jerk off for that matter

ive went to a strip club in gta v and jerked off though
 
A couple of times. Sucks and a waste of money. How it works: Foid dances on stage. Some cucks throw in tips. Then after the dance she walks around and tries to get men to buy a lapdance from her. Second foid comes and dance, repeat ad nauseum. The blackpill is still in effect in that they will try to get paid dances from attractive men first. If there's nobody else she can sell too, then she'll come to you.
basically this, but they didnt approach me too ugly. i never wanted to go but was dragged in with friends with their girlfriends at home lmao, idk how woman let chad get away with anything but call out on a incels just for anything. never wanted to go and never again, a waste of money for incels, only for cucks n chads. apparently strippers give discount to hot guys from what my chad friends say too, sometime free dances.
 
No bro, i rather look at trucks.
 
i dont see the appeal of strip clubs? its like watching food rot because you are not allowed to eat it. also its a waste of money
 
i dont see the appeal of strip clubs? its like watching food rot because you are not allowed to eat it. also its a waste of money
I want to touch a woman, I assume you can touch the women there? I'm a touchless virgin
 
Total waste of money. Sometimes I had women coming up to me, pestering me for dances, and other times I had them completely ignore me. Both experiences sucked for different reasons. Don't see myself ever going back to a strip club after my last few experiences. At least not in America. Southeast Asian and Latin American clubs are cheaper and there's always the possibility for sex unlike here.
 
been to a stripclub = fakecel
And if you're truly ugly, they won't even approach you.
When even strippers won't approach you, you know it's over.
This would happen to me. Im truly ugly.
 
Yes a couple guys pitied me enough to take me and one of them told a worker that I was a virgin lol. Pretty embarrassing and I lost a lot of money
 
This is why I plan on moving to East Asia. Normies can mock me all they want, as they will never have to walk a mile in my shoes. I'm done with all the thots over here, and the roasties belittling me.
 
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Never have and never will. I can look at naked sluts for free and jerk off all without having to leave my bed
 
What was it like? I'm thinking about going to one so I can touch a girl, I'm a touchless virgin and I don't want to hire an escort.

1. No, but if I ever went to one, it would be to one where I thought I could negotiate a "back-room/VIP room deal"

2. You have to see how retarded your logic is here, you'll go to a place to pay to be cock teased, but you won't pay to fuck
 
I went to one.

Girls were ugly, but they sat in your lap.

I grabbed a girls ass on stage, didn't get kicked out.

First and last time. 2/10
 

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