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There are all kinds of parties, but has a loser (because a winner fundamentally cannot do this, due to the exploitative nature of it) ever set up a pity party where only losers can some so they can complain about life in a circle of chairs like AA, but even worse because everyone in AA is a massive lowinhib sexhaver

What are some requirements that allow you entry into this pity party of losers?

Also this makes me think that fundamentally being an base level incel in comparison to an average loser, makes you a gigaloser by comparison. Incels are such losers its not possible for there to be an explicitly incel meetup.

But I do think it's possible for a loser to make some kind of pity party, but this pity party has to have standards to weed out winners.

For one thing, I think it's important that you can't have a big dick to be allowed entry into this pity party of losers.

Requirements that completely discount you from my hypothetical pity party of losers:

1. YOU CANT HAVE A BIG DICK.
2. You can't speak with confidence. Confidence is not allowed. Also no bragging or humblebragging of any form is also not allowed.
3. If you even have a car, it can't be fancier than a subaru made in 2019.
4. You can't have a cool job. I think tech workers are the only high income people allowed, because it's such a virgin job.
5. You are here to complain about how shitty your life is.
6. You can't have more than two friends in life.
7. No chad hobbies allowed.
8. You can't be obviously attractive, or else you seem like an infiltrator that just wants to be there to laugh at us.
 
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There's this one website I found recently:

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Why haven’t you gotten rid of that rice fucker whose made videos on us recently
 
Why haven’t you gotten rid of that rice fucker whose made videos on us recently
he's allowed to my loser pity party if he just knocked off his bluepilled bullshit act and his sexhaving lies
 
he's allowed to my loser pity party if he just knocked off his bluepilled bullshit act and his sexhaving lies
I want you to eat him alive not shitalk him, has my erenyeager waves not done enough for your cerebral cortex
 
3. If you even have a car, it can't be fancier than a subaru made in 2019.
wait, does that make someone a fakecel?
 
I am a loser because I've been a lifelong KHHV truecel even at 45. I've got nothing going on in life. All I do is masturbate and doomscroll. I am a very socially incompetent ignoramous. I can't think of anything but thoughts of sexual judgement. Nobody respects me. I think everyone is out to get me. I just want to have sex for free and then have a lot of drugs too. These are things I simply don't have access to because I've never been cool enough to obtain it. Also I have constant thoughts about the movie 'American Pie' that deeply stabs at my inferiority complex.
 
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wait, does that make someone a fakecel?
I mean if you show up to a pity party in a RIVIAN or something, you don't deserve pity
 
I am a loser because I've been a lifelong KHHV truecel even at 45. I've got nothing going on in life. All I do is masturbate and doomscroll. I am a very socially incompetent ignoramous. I can't think of anything but thoughts of sexual judgement. Nobody respects me. I think everyone is out to get me. I just want to have sex for free and then have a lot of drugs too. These are things I simply don't have access to because I've never been cool enough to obtain it. Also I have constant thoughts about the movie 'American Pie' that deeply stabs at my inferiority complex.
Brutal man.
 
why is number one big dick
 

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