TLDR: I wound up in a team full of incels and a chad and a Stacey and my whole game went to hell
I played 2fort and I joined a match with a squeaker and a guy arguing. I was too lazy to find their names in mute chat so I just ignored it. 3 minutes in and a sniper's bullet pushed me to the sewer. I ran to the RED side of the sewer and tried to heal. There was a medic, a hoovy, and a scunt there. The scunt kept using the atomizer to take the health kit everytime it popped up and the squeaker and guy that were arguing turned out to be a femoid and a chad. I asked for a heal and the chad told me to fuck off. That was enough time for me to rocket back up to surface (thank you conch!). 5 minutes later and the girl started talking about sex. We had 2 demomen, a soldier (me), a scout (that scunt, the actual squeaker), a medic, a heavy, 2 engies, a spy, and a sniper. The demoman (I heard fapping noises.) asked the girl if she was single and he said yes. He tried to talk but he sounded kind of pathetic. Like he was about to nut but since he was talking he had to conceal it (poorly). He got some cringy pick up line out and it got a fake laugh out of her. When the guy tried to get a word out the chad started talking over him with actually good pick up lines. The demoman turned off his mic and we got back to being creamed by the blu team because I was the only guy putting in real work.
10 minutes later and these two started to fight. The girl came to me and I asked her if she can heal so I can at least get one cap in. She said yes and it actually worked. She tried to flirt with me and asked if I could give her some of my hats but I was having none of that. I'm no betabux. The chad mistook that for genuine flirting and apologized. She forgave him and while I usually wouldn't care...everyone was either partying in the intel room (until spies came and backstabbed them) or fapping to the thought of a girl playing wit them. I really wanted to get that hellish game over with so I urged her to come back. Failed. An hour later I asked that demoman if he was done fapping and to my delight he said yes (shamefully). I got him to take out the sentries while I dealt with the players. We got our second cap in. 2-2. Everyone was happy. After that the girl congratulated us and started to tell us how good we were at the game.
I shrugged it off but the demoman and his fapping noises popped up again. She steered the conversation over to hat discussion and it ended with her asking for his expensive looking unusuals. He said no at first but then her tone changed 100%. She sounded like a turnt on pornstar. I pride myself in being on hardcore thot patrol but even I had to question what I would have done in this situation. And it wasn't just me. All of the team had some kind of reaction to it. The two engies were going wild in chat, the sniper got a flirt in, I even recall the second demoman putting in some 80s porn music on the mic. Even the squeaker started panting like a dog. The demoman gave in and we all started calling him a brainlet though we silently agreed that our reaction would have been no better. He gave her like 600 dollars worth of items. Not even a minute later she got all pouty and asked the chad if he was still there (he sat alone in the sewers) he said yes and she offered him some of the items.
The demoman cried and got off the game and the Chad and Stacey spent the rest of the match flirting with each other. About one hour after all of that and the spies from Blu ended up taking out our engies who were just...there..The whole team spent the last 5 minutes of the game trying to defend our last intel. We pushed them into the sewers and the engie said "Can you and that fucking cunt stop being useless and help us!?" which got a violent response from chad who got told to "stop being such a mindless ape" from the sniper who caught a violent response from the roastie. She yelled at everyone in the team and called us virgin losers. The game became completely silent because these losers can't handle a girl hurting their feelings. We all died in the end, except those two. Hoovies and medics are the most likely to be kept a live at an end of the round slaughter.
I played 2fort and I joined a match with a squeaker and a guy arguing. I was too lazy to find their names in mute chat so I just ignored it. 3 minutes in and a sniper's bullet pushed me to the sewer. I ran to the RED side of the sewer and tried to heal. There was a medic, a hoovy, and a scunt there. The scunt kept using the atomizer to take the health kit everytime it popped up and the squeaker and guy that were arguing turned out to be a femoid and a chad. I asked for a heal and the chad told me to fuck off. That was enough time for me to rocket back up to surface (thank you conch!). 5 minutes later and the girl started talking about sex. We had 2 demomen, a soldier (me), a scout (that scunt, the actual squeaker), a medic, a heavy, 2 engies, a spy, and a sniper. The demoman (I heard fapping noises.) asked the girl if she was single and he said yes. He tried to talk but he sounded kind of pathetic. Like he was about to nut but since he was talking he had to conceal it (poorly). He got some cringy pick up line out and it got a fake laugh out of her. When the guy tried to get a word out the chad started talking over him with actually good pick up lines. The demoman turned off his mic and we got back to being creamed by the blu team because I was the only guy putting in real work.
10 minutes later and these two started to fight. The girl came to me and I asked her if she can heal so I can at least get one cap in. She said yes and it actually worked. She tried to flirt with me and asked if I could give her some of my hats but I was having none of that. I'm no betabux. The chad mistook that for genuine flirting and apologized. She forgave him and while I usually wouldn't care...everyone was either partying in the intel room (until spies came and backstabbed them) or fapping to the thought of a girl playing wit them. I really wanted to get that hellish game over with so I urged her to come back. Failed. An hour later I asked that demoman if he was done fapping and to my delight he said yes (shamefully). I got him to take out the sentries while I dealt with the players. We got our second cap in. 2-2. Everyone was happy. After that the girl congratulated us and started to tell us how good we were at the game.
I shrugged it off but the demoman and his fapping noises popped up again. She steered the conversation over to hat discussion and it ended with her asking for his expensive looking unusuals. He said no at first but then her tone changed 100%. She sounded like a turnt on pornstar. I pride myself in being on hardcore thot patrol but even I had to question what I would have done in this situation. And it wasn't just me. All of the team had some kind of reaction to it. The two engies were going wild in chat, the sniper got a flirt in, I even recall the second demoman putting in some 80s porn music on the mic. Even the squeaker started panting like a dog. The demoman gave in and we all started calling him a brainlet though we silently agreed that our reaction would have been no better. He gave her like 600 dollars worth of items. Not even a minute later she got all pouty and asked the chad if he was still there (he sat alone in the sewers) he said yes and she offered him some of the items.
The demoman cried and got off the game and the Chad and Stacey spent the rest of the match flirting with each other. About one hour after all of that and the spies from Blu ended up taking out our engies who were just...there..The whole team spent the last 5 minutes of the game trying to defend our last intel. We pushed them into the sewers and the engie said "Can you and that fucking cunt stop being useless and help us!?" which got a violent response from chad who got told to "stop being such a mindless ape" from the sniper who caught a violent response from the roastie. She yelled at everyone in the team and called us virgin losers. The game became completely silent because these losers can't handle a girl hurting their feelings. We all died in the end, except those two. Hoovies and medics are the most likely to be kept a live at an end of the round slaughter.
