
MountainGorilla
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If you don't pickle your dill right, girls won't be attracted to you. THIS IS THE PICKDILL.
IF YOUR PICKLE IS 11CM, IT WON'T BE ENOUGH.
Girls like big pickles that are dill not french because french pickles are smaller than dill pickles.
ITS OVER FOR FRENCH-PICKLE-CELS
GIRLS WILL ONLY CRAVE DILL PICKLES BECAUSE THEY ARE BIGGER
Here is a study that proves this theory.
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Pickles are high in sodium (salt is added to the brine in order to preserve them—and make them extra tasty, of course). And sodium is an important electrolyte. These minerals help to keep your body hydrated. So when you’re craving something salty, it could be because your body is in need of a hydration boost.
But that might not be the only thing going on. “Research shows that salt, just like sugar, can be addictive and hit the areas of the brain that put out signals for cravings,”
SO DILL PICKLES ARE BIGGER BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE ADDICTING BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE SODIUM THAN FRENCH PICKLES.
THE BIGGER THE PICKLE THE MORE ADDICTING IT IS SO THAT MEANS SHE STAYS LONGER IN THE RELATIONSHIP.
ITS LIKE BEING A DRUG DEALER THAT GIVES A GIRL HEROIN SO SHE KEEPS COMING BACK.
IF YOUR PICKLE IS 11CM, IT WON'T BE ENOUGH.
Girls like big pickles that are dill not french because french pickles are smaller than dill pickles.
French cornichons are tiny pickles—about the size of your pinky finger
ITS OVER FOR FRENCH-PICKLE-CELS
GIRLS WILL ONLY CRAVE DILL PICKLES BECAUSE THEY ARE BIGGER
Here is a study that proves this theory.
Craving Pickles? Here’s What It Means
Whether they’re eaten in flavored chips, on a burger or straight out of the jar, we love a juicy pickle. Heck, we’ll even give pickle soft serve and...
Pickles are high in sodium (salt is added to the brine in order to preserve them—and make them extra tasty, of course). And sodium is an important electrolyte. These minerals help to keep your body hydrated. So when you’re craving something salty, it could be because your body is in need of a hydration boost.
But that might not be the only thing going on. “Research shows that salt, just like sugar, can be addictive and hit the areas of the brain that put out signals for cravings,”
SO DILL PICKLES ARE BIGGER BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE ADDICTING BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE SODIUM THAN FRENCH PICKLES.
THE BIGGER THE PICKLE THE MORE ADDICTING IT IS SO THAT MEANS SHE STAYS LONGER IN THE RELATIONSHIP.
ITS LIKE BEING A DRUG DEALER THAT GIVES A GIRL HEROIN SO SHE KEEPS COMING BACK.