Oneitiscel
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I had a friend who spent some months in Shanghai in 2006 and he always talked about Shanghai girls. He had stories about girls at clubs, how desperate they seemed to “try a white guy,” how even, when he was at a bar minding his own business, a Chinese man asked him to have sex with the man’s girlfriend, because she was curious. I asked him why he never went back since 2006.
“I’m too paranoid. What if one of those girls gave birth to a kid? She could probably sue me or something.”
His story seemed fantastic, mythical, Mad Men-like. Now that I am in Shanghai, it makes sense. I feel like I died and went to white man’s heaven.
Growing up as a mixed Filipino/white male, the constant hypervisualization of white men with Asian woman can get a bit aggravating. As in almost any “global” city in Asia, the ‘white guy holding hands with the Asian woman’ is so eye-rollingly typical that you could sit at any downtown walkway and make a drinking game out of it.
Couples in China rarely hold each other’s hands as they walk around, and even couples in the U.S. don’t seem to hold hands all the time. But these white male/Chinese female couples always, always seem to be holding hands.
Imagine being in an oofy doofy relationship with a noodlewhore, only to get mogged nonstop by white guys who receive more affection from their wives in the form of hand holding than you do. Even the fucking dogs are mogging mid chinks when it comes to receiving attention in public. It is so over for ricecels in Asia.Shanghai men are stereotyped in China as kind but servile, who always “listen to their women.” Sound familiar?
But all this is a bit exaggerated. Most women of Shanghai don’t seem to have a man around with them at all. Instead, they have very little dogs. They keep them on leashes and marvel at their cuteness. They have so many of these pets, that that the City of Shanghai had to declare a “one-dog policy” to keep the population under control.





