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Soy half of you give dogshit advice and need to kys

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12 Years a Rotter

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half of you say utterly pathetic and dumb shit like
''just cope with VR sex for the rest of your life bro.''
''just visit escorts.''
''just ldar and cope with vidya, porn and junk food.''
anyone unironically advocating for a life of hedonism and rotting to fill the void seriously need to kill themselves lest their terrible advice spreads. KYS. if you are in a position where you can honestly say you have tried everything, that nothing has been spared, and nothing left unexplored then you need to rope also, but i don't say it out of malice but because it is the most sensible and rational action - that is my counsel. i could not imagine taking the advice of these retards and living the rest of my days as a hedonist only living because of muh VR pornhub subscription, jfl. why not? because i am not a disdainful and low sentient grub who lives for that sort of filth. the samurai carried a sword on them to off themselves if they ever found themselves in a position where they would be captivated or irreversibly dishonoured because they were noble people and would never consider to live the rest of their lives in disgrace. you need to have the same mentality where you will never find yourself living like such a low creature. also, you must not be afraid of roping or death like a pussy faggot because death is not the end. how do i know this? because everything in the universe operates in cycles. how could the most fundamental and permeating thing in the universe not operate on cycles also? this is why i will not turn back to my neeting ways, i will maxx in every direction possible to every possible capacity and, if that all fails, i will take the dignified way out. also, youngcels under 18 should fuck off since they are too impressionable and will easily succumb to this forum and the garbage advice.
 
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just see some escorts bhai
 
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCHIZO THREAD NO ONES GIVE A SINGLE FUCK WE CAN FUCK YOUR MOTHER AT THE BEST CASE IF YOU WANT (IN VIDEO GAME)
cringe and unfunny gimmick (in video game)
 
High IQ post
 
Another angwy :ahegao: teenagercel
 
Elmo Reaction GIF by MOODMAN
 
There’s limited amount of shit u can do to increase SMV one is losing weight/skincare shit

Other is being filthy rich and having surgery
 
The honorable men of the past had some reasonable chance of getting pussy. Without that there is no incentive.
 
I agree with you actually. That's exactly what I am doing and have been doing all my life, but I am going to change my aproach to a more active and quick results take risks kind of thing instead of self-improvement or watever.
 
Sounds like a whole bunch of coping to me
 
Only half? Kind of optimistic OP.
 
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCHIZO THREAD NO ONES GIVE A SINGLE FUCK WE CAN FUCK YOUR MOTHER AT THE BEST CASE IF YOU WANT (IN VIDEO GAME)
 
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCHIZO THREAD NO ONES GIVE A SINGLE FUCK WE CAN FUCK YOUR MOTHER AT THE BEST CASE IF YOU WANT (IN VIDEO GAME)
 
What if you go to Hell after killing yourself?
 
Didn't understand a word u said
 
over for tldrcels
 
Hedonistic copes are bad, but when you lack basic social/sexual intefactions they are the only "good feeling filler" (but destructive) in your life. Every cope comes to an end

Youngcels can't join now
 
We are not psychologists, this is an incel forum, if you want "advice" go somewhere else
 
Didn't understand a word u said
Over for illiteratecels. :feelshaha:

While it is understandable that so many would wish to simply rot and do absolutely nothing in life, aside from LDARing and basically reclusing yourself from the rest of society, you're right in that it's often still detrimental to quality of life; wealthmaxxing and careermaxxing is one of the more productive things you can do, attempting to do as much as you can while still facing the inevitable disadvantages you will as a sub 5 male... :feelsjuice:

Ultimately, self improvement shouldn't only be done for the chance of foids, considering it's often a pipe dream; you can still NEET and enjoy life however you can in this world of discrimination against physically unattractive males. :feelsclown:
 
because you have the iq of a single-cell organism


you already are in hell
Burning in Hell for eternity is way worse than being an incel for 80 years.
 
Burning in Hell for eternity is way worse than being an incel for 80 years.
stop getting your conceptions of the after life from schizo kikes who walked in deserts 3500 years ago
 
Not everyone has the balls to rope due to self-preservation instincts + chance of it failing and being left a cripple with chronic pain, but that's besides the point. Most people give such advice because it's frankly over if you don't meet a general looks threshold unless the stars align for you, following MGTOW bullshit is pointless when all you'll get is a used up post wall whore by the time you're actually rich. And btw, I always see people such as you who act like roping is so easy yet never try it themselves kek, it's only natural that LDARmaxxers do what they do since they don't have a choice and obviously wouldn't want to rope.
 
And btw, I always see people such as you who act like roping is so easy yet never try it themselves kek, it's only natural that LDARmaxxers do what they do since they don't have a choice and obviously wouldn't want to rope.
well sweaty that's because i am not planning on roping yet. if i wanted to i could off myself in the most rational and impartial way, but i decided it is still too early to do that so i am giving it more time.
 
What is your goal? Why exactly do you want to ascend? If all you want is sex, then escortmaxxing is the best option. If you want kids, then you can surrogacymaxx. If you want love as a sub-5, unless you're saving up money for surgery, you're not going to get a foid to love you back.
 
Quit being retarded no reason to kys for being incel
 
>Dogshit advice
there is no good advice

Goyslop, drugs, video games, and paid whores are how the majority of people cope. You can't really say it's bad advice when it works.

Not my copes, but I respect their efficacy.
 
really outdid yourself with that 5 page essay huh? (didn’t read it)
 
Coming in here I see some posts that read like this:

1 + 1 = 2.

Then comes the flood of people saying stuff like:

"6 + 7 = 9 bro, never forget that"

"Lol dumbass 4 + 2 = 3 everybody knows that idiot"

"4 + 4 = 8 though"

"this new study from some fourth tier school says 4 + 4 = 27"

"here's a truthpill bro 4 + 0 = 1"
 
Did not read this wall of text, but I agree. A lot of advice here is shit, but I'm not surprised. If you make an account here unironically, you are pretty much admitting you are unloveable and that alone makes you want to give up. That's why a lot of us don't really have good advice. I'm sure actual incels here would kill themselves if they had a chance.
 
just go outside bro
 
Dnr. Why do you guys type essays like 1st graders. USE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS
 
Dnr. Why do you guys type essays like 1st graders. USE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS
shut the fuck up and don't complain you utter random. that is ONE paragraph. kys
 
Best advice:Become a monk.
 
cope cope and cope
 
change your name back nigger. racoon bitch
 
I try my best not to make stupid short one sentence troll posts like a lot of users here do. I understand why some of them do it though. They don't wanna give too much information about themselves sharing thoughts, insights, experiences, and ideas.

I get the sense that this forum consists of a lot of young and low iq fakecels. Or temporarycels. They haven't ascended yet but they also haven't entered the real world yet post college and into the labor force. And then spend several years or more suffering and failing after that.
 
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