Haiku thread

[i_a_m_i]

Write a haiku in the form 5-7-5 syllables

Returning to sleep
Dreams of adventure and fun
Happiness, no fear

 

[Crustaciouse]

Fucking hate poans.
Everytime they made us write that shit in middle school/highschool I would always fuck it up.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Tummy is hungry
Making breakfast today, boy
Cereal and bread

 

[ColdPillow]

My weenie is dry
My heart is cold and alone
The pain is too much

 

[Voidcel]

I learned my old crush
She has become engaged now
My beating heart aches

her header is her kissing him. i dont think i can feel anymore, because when i saw it the last bit of my soul kind of just slipped out. i am apathetic now.

 

[Void]

A burning desire
Flickering and consuming
All whoever I'll be

 

[i_a_m_i]

Returning to sleep
Dreams of adventure and fun
Happiness, no fear

Awaking at noon
The illusion is dispelled
Can't wait for tonight

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Sadness is filling me
I love food
I'm a slut for pizza

 

[Zesto]

Starting nofap now
Need to stop touching my dick
All for a waifu

 

[Juxtaposition6]

This be a good thread
Post in it
If you don't you are gay

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Things come to an end
Such as God our hopes are dead
I fap to hentaï

 

[Juxtaposition6]

A car passes across the street
A bus collides with it
Six people die

my peepee is hard
clicked on trap shit
oh well guess im gay now

Latent homosexuality shows up
I am a faggot
I fap to tranny porn